Ask A Mexican

Sep 9, 2010 Full story: Inland Empire Weekly 6,339

Dear Readers: VIVA MXICO, CABRONES! Happy 200th cumpleaos to America's favorite country, to the land of pretty seoritas and eternal economic crises, to the world's greatest, drunkest bola de hijos de la chingada ! Celebrate this 16th, drive safe and, guys: remember to wear a helmet before going into battle with a gabacha , if you coger my drift.

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Pecos Bill

Jacksonville, FL

#25 Sep 10, 2010
OK....

¿Que pasa?
lover boy jose

Douglas, GA

#26 Sep 10, 2010
racer42 wrote:
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Sounds like TJ would be an ideal place for you, then. Don't forget to duck the bullets.
oh your moma will get me by till i find the good stuff,tell her to put some makeup on also ,ummm maybe we do the old colon cleansing again
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#27 Sep 10, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text>oh your moma will get me by till i find the good stuff,tell her to put some makeup on also ,ummm maybe we do the old colon cleansing again
That would be great since I know your a necrophilliac and like to screw corpses. Your too ugly to attract any live ones. My mother died about 5 years ago, prick.
Gossamer

Cerritos, CA

#28 Sep 10, 2010
amer wrote:
Racists!!what the f are you reading about Mexico if you hate it so much anyways?
I know right? It seems like the normal thing to do when you despise someone or something is to avoid that person or place, yet the word "Mexican" is beat up worse than a Pinata at a kiddie Bday party.

They dont call it racism, to them this is "enforcing immigration laws" or patriotism! The good old American way
lover boy jose

Douglas, GA

#29 Sep 10, 2010
racer42 wrote:
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That would be great since I know your a necrophilliac and like to screw corpses. Your too ugly to attract any live ones. My mother died about 5 years ago, prick.
hum well send me your wife or sister,you just gave me a kinky idea which am sure you will like
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#30 Sep 10, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text>hum well send me your wife or sister,you just gave me a kinky idea which am sure you will like
Sorry, I'm not into kinky and I also don't have a wife or sister. I guess you're just s__t out of luck.
LA2YA

Glendale, AZ

#31 Sep 11, 2010
racer42 wrote:
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Sorry, I'm not into kinky and I also don't have a wife or sister. I guess you're just s__t out of luck.
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racerBS

lol. Lover boy just whipped your a**.
FYI

Cresco, PA

#32 Sep 11, 2010
Just when forums couldn't get any more moronic....

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#33 Sep 11, 2010
The headline was truncated. Should read:

Ask a Mexican to Leave the Country
Tired

Tuolumne, CA

#34 Sep 11, 2010
amer wrote:
Racists!!what the f are you reading about Mexico if you hate it so much anyways?
Popular forum, not Mexico. This was posted in more than one forum, duh.
Bus Tickets

United States

#35 Sep 11, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
like to have me a sexy mexican woman for weekend maybe young like to knock up
Take the bus to Mexihole. There's plenty to chose from! Don't forget your rubber band so you can find your itsy bitsy pencil d!ck!
lover boy jose

Douglas, GA

#36 Sep 11, 2010
racer42 wrote:
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Sorry, I'm not into kinky and I also don't have a wife or sister. I guess you're just s__t out of luck.
well i reckon ytou will have to do for the weekend ,ive got a old donkey back in my yard he just said he could do you ,but do you have any std?i dont want my donkey catching anything plus they will be a charge of 100dollars if he has to travel over there,i do except visa or master
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#38 Sep 11, 2010
LA2YA wrote:
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racerBS
lol. Lover boy just whipped your a**.
Lover boy couldn't whip his own ass if he could even find it. Why don't you go back to that village in Mexico that's missing it's idiot
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#39 Sep 11, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text>well i reckon ytou will have to do for the weekend ,ive got a old donkey back in my yard he just said he could do you ,but do you have any std?i dont want my donkey catching anything plus they will be a charge of 100dollars if he has to travel over there,i do except visa or master
If I want to see a donkey do anything, all I'd have to do is head for TJ and watch one do it with some fat, ugly Mexican p__a. But I'm not really into that stuff so I'll leave it up to you. I hope you and your a__, oops, I mean donkey, have fun with each other.

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#40 Sep 11, 2010
Klaus wrote:
One beaner, one bullet!!
Unless you use a shotgun. Not civilized.
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#41 Sep 11, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text>well i reckon ytou will have to do for the weekend ,ive got a old donkey back in my yard he just said he could do you ,but do you have any std?i dont want my donkey catching anything plus they will be a charge of 100dollars if he has to travel over there,i do except visa or master
Or better yet, I really think that you and LA4YA ought to get together. You'd make a great couple. Couple of what I'm not sure but a great couple non the less.
lover boy jose

Douglas, GA

#42 Sep 11, 2010
racer42 wrote:
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If I want to see a donkey do anything, all I'd have to do is head for TJ and watch one do it with some fat, ugly Mexican p__a. But I'm not really into that stuff so I'll leave it up to you. I hope you and your a__, oops, I mean donkey, have fun with each other.
you just jeaulous,your wife is probally going with donkey since you cant do the job or send her to me i will get it done,hey racer i havea little illegal fat girl i will let you have for 29.95 but you need to get checked for std are you a gayfor probally i will send you a man good buddie youo cant find your unclles or cousins today
racer42

San Leandro, CA

#43 Sep 11, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text> you just jeaulous,your wife is probally going with donkey since you cant do the job or send her to me i will get it done,hey racer i havea little illegal fat girl i will let you have for 29.95 but you need to get checked for std are you a gayfor probally i will send you a man good buddie youo cant find your unclles or cousins today
your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. I've already said I'm not married and for damn sure ain't gay. Also, I couldn't have any STDs cause I don't ball Mexican chicks. Why don't you go back to your Mexican village cause they are sure missing their idiot.
fedup american

Massillon, OH

#44 Sep 11, 2010
lover boy jose wrote:
<quoted text> you just jeaulous,your wife is probally going with donkey since you cant do the job or send her to me i will get it done,hey racer i havea little illegal fat girl i will let you have for 29.95 but you need to get checked for std are you a gayfor probally i will send you a man good buddie youo cant find your unclles or cousins today
you are obviosly uneducated scum .yea, america needs more like you. NOT !! A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT AMERICANS ARE TRYING TO RID ITSELF OF.A POSTER CHILD OF 3RD WORLD COUNTRY. you dumb ignorant wetback ,no wonder caldronee sends you uneducated bastards here your own people dont want ya either. uneducated scum !!!
fedup american

Massillon, OH

#45 Sep 11, 2010
LA2YA wrote:
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racerBS
lol. Lover boy just whipped your a**.
ignorant uneducated scum .poster child for immigration reform !!

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