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melancap pakai ape best?? selain sabun...

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iPorn

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#238
Jun 1, 2009
 
Mengikut ujian dari saya, lancap is very gudddddddddddd........... for your health
Omar

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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#239
Jun 3, 2009
 
Jom berpantat
mat toceng

Kepala Batas, Malaysia

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#241
Jul 5, 2009
 
oyeahhhh
mat penyagap

Kepala Batas, Malaysia

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#242
Jul 5, 2009
 
sape nk toceng ngan aku
port toceng

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#243
Jul 5, 2009
 
jom kita toceng beramai2...,..spaya ringan bdan
port toceng

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#244
Jul 5, 2009
 
toceng hilangkan stress
kepala toceng

Kepala Batas, Malaysia

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#245
Jul 5, 2009
 
jom lwn toceng =dengan aku..sapa pancut paling jauh.......
taiping toceng

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#246
Jul 5, 2009
 
jom kita kongkek
pepet masam

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#247
Jul 5, 2009
 
sapa nak kongkek dgan aku..free je//...aku ni belen busuk
drz

Malaysia

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#248
Jul 7, 2009
 
azie bleh dgn sya pulak
Bagero

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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#251
Jul 20, 2009
 
ginilah,pe kate gi letak pelir kat mesin tebu,lagi banyak kuar air. tak pun kat mesin kelapa baru terangkat beb.
Bagero

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#252
Jul 20, 2009
 
aku penah tgk kwn aku mat benda tu sampai kuar darah,aku heran la nape orang suke mat benda tu.best ke
Ronaldo

Sydney, Australia

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#253
Jul 31, 2009
 
adik sepupu aku tiap malam weekend datang umah aku nak kulum kote aku..umur dh 16..aku 18 taun..ari tu dy lancap kote aku pancut 7 kali dlm 1 jam..
16 tahun

Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

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#254
Aug 1, 2009
 
aku pun selalu melancap,,tgk blue kat internet,,aku ada awek tapi die ni gemuk la malu nk ajak main
cekoyek

Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

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#255
Aug 12, 2009
 
ooii pepuan melancap pon nak tahu ker??
pepuan amik timun dah ar
DUGONG

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#256
Aug 14, 2009
 
ap ke jadah nye kore semue ni.... p kir la akhirat.... korang x nak msk syurge ke... best msk syurge.. walaupun ak x msk syuge lg.. tp ALLAH S.W.T telah menjanjikan sape yg bertakwa kpd nye akn msk syurge... soo pkir2 lah.. yg belum solat tu pg la solat...sebelum kome di solatkan..
lancap best

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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#257
Aug 18, 2009
 
ader satu web site best yg ajar cr2 melancap

1. guna buah, selalunya betik....buah betik dah smula jadi ad lubang yg sama besar ngn kote korang kt tengah2 nya...so just potong bahagian bawah dia sket...then hayun kan lah dlm buah betik tuh...rs lembot giler...tak yh pelincir...best betol...cumanya bleh guna sekali jer sbb buah cepat hancor

buah2 yg sewaktu dgnnya cuba la cari...

2. guna sotong, sotong mmg lembot gak...cuma bau je la xtahan...tp nikmat siot...selain sotong bleh guna ikan pari tp mahal la...kalo nk rasa pantat jolok ayam la...tp bukan ayam idop...beli ayam kt pasar tuh..yg belom dicincang...besh jugak penangan pantat ayam..

2. guna botol air, botol bahan pencuci yg ada lubang yg sama besar ngn kote korg...dan yg paling besh ialah bile muncungnya panjang, sbb boleh buat jolok2 mcm jolok pantat gitu....tp sakit ar sbb keras...kena letaak pelincir...jgn guna sabun sbb akan luka dan korg tak perasan luka tuh waktu kote tgh tegang...
guna pelincir yg likat mcm telur putih...memang nikmat ..

3 guna paip air yg sama besar dgn kote korg...yg ni pon kena guna pelincir sbb kalu tak, tak rasa apa..

apa2 benda yg berlubang bleh guna sbg bahan pelancap...mmg best drpd tangan...cuba lah...memang nikmat, tak perlu nak berzina bagai sbb pantat palsu dah ada...bleh buat sndr jer

ak tak try lg yg getah atau tepung roti canai tuh...nk try lah

kpd mamat2 dan betina2 yg konon nak menasihati tuh, korg sumer kalu baek sangat naper terjumpa thread mcm nih?ker korang sndr yg search "melancap" in the first place?ek eleh, nk tunjuk alim pulak...

stick to the topic lah..kalu nk berislam ke hulu islam ke hilir, pi lah kt board islam
kicuk

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

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#258
Aug 23, 2009
 
mcm babik la kowang suma
1133 ampunk

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#259
Aug 24, 2009
 
pakai tangan pun jadi asalkan pancut!!!
zakar besar

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#260
Aug 25, 2009
 
aku punya zakar dah mcm besar pili bomba.aku ni dah lame sgt terbayang kalo lah ade pempuan bertuah yg sanggop relakan aku punye konek masuk dalam pepek dia, aku akan kasi rm5000 kat die tuh...kalo sape yg sanggup ni replay lah mesej aku ni.aku setiap hari lancap
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