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Filip the II Reincarnated

Skopje, Macedonia

#1 Dec 4, 2009
Filip the II Reincarnated

Skopje, Macedonia

#2 Dec 4, 2009
What's the geek name for famous Turkish meal Tarratur?
- Tztziki

Whats the geek name for famous Kebab?
- Ghiro

What's the name for famous geek meal?
?
el greko

Vólos, Greece

#3 Dec 4, 2009
Filip the II Reincarnated wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Qg4Nm6CyptcXX
* Bury & Meiggs (1985)“A History of Greece”
page 415

“The Macedonian people and their kings were of Greek stock,
as their traditions and the scanty remains of their language combine
to testify.”

* H. Bengston (1988)“A History of Greece: from the beginnings to the Byzantine era”
page 186.
Bengston makes the following statement pertaining to the origins of the Macedonians:
“They should be included in the group of North-West Greek tribes”
On the same page he also states that :
the majority of modern historians have correctly argued for
the Hellenic origin of the Macedonians.

* N.G.L Hammond (1986)“A History of Greece to 332 B.C.”
page 651.
“Greece and Macedon were akin in blood and culture.”

* N.G.L Hammond (1992)“The Miracle that was Macedonia”
page 206.
Hammond states:
“As members of the Greek race and speakers of the Greek language,
the Macedonians shared in the ability to initiate
ideas and create political forms.”

* M. Opperman (1996)“The Oxford Classical Dictionary 3rd ed.- Macedonia,Cults”
page 905.
In this prestigious source Opperman states:
“Nowadays historians generally agree that the Macedonians ethnos
form part of the Greek ethnos; hence they also shared in the common religious
and cultural features of the Hellenic world“

* U. Wilcken (1967)“Alexander the Great”
page 22
Wilcken states:
“And yet when we take into account the political conditions,
religion and morals of the
Macedonians our conviction is strengthened that
They were a Greek race and akin to the Dorians“

* R. Malcolm Errington,(1993)‘A History of Macedonia’,University of California Press, February ,
page 7
Prof. Errington states:
“Macedonian horsemen together with those of their Thessalian neighbours were later regarded
as the best in GREECE”

* Robin Lane Fox,‘Alexander the Great’,
page 104
Robin Lane Fox explains how ancient Macedonians were viewed:
“To his ancestors (to a Persian’s ancestors) Macedonians were only known
as ‘yona takabara’, the ‘Greeks who wear shields on their heads’, an allusion to their broad-brimmed hats”

* Richard Stoneman,‘Alexander the Great’,
page 14
Richard Stoneman writes:
“In favour of the Greek identity of the Macedonians is what
we know of their language: the place-names,
names of the months and many of the personal names,
especially royal names, which are Greek in roots and form.
’ This suggests that they did not merely use Greek as a lingua
franca, but spoke it as natives (though with a local accent
which turned Philip into Bilip, for example).

* Eugene.N.Borza (1990)“On the Shadows of Olympus”, Princeton: Princeton University Press,
page 84
Eugene Borza states:
“The macedonians themselves may have originated from the
same population pool that produced other Greek peoples.
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#5 Dec 4, 2009
"Greeks hate Turks, so on your next trip to Athens don't say this out loud, but the truth is that modern-day Greeks basically are Turks, without the mustaches ...

Today, Greeks are Turks ... the ancient Greeks were marked for extinction. When the Met's Greek collection was entombed under New York soot, their story went unnoticed. Exposed to sunlight, it's sadder than any play by Aeschylus.

Each time modern Greece demands that England return Lord Elgin's marbles to the Parthenon, it is pointed out in response that these Greeks are not the children of the Greeks of Plato's day ..."

-- The National Review, David Klinghoffer (author of "The Lord Will Gather Me In: My Journey to Jewish Orthodoxy"), 5/17/99
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#6 Dec 4, 2009
There was a Greek, a French and an American. The aeroplane was flying over America, and the American goes "Hey we are flying over America", the Greek and the French go "How can you tell?", the American goes "Because I can see the Statue of Liberty"...

A few hours later the French guy goes "We are flying over France", the American and Greek guy go "How can you tell?", the French guy goes "Because I can see the Eiffel Tower"...

A couple of hours later, the Greek guy goes "We are flying over Greece", the American and French guy go "How can you tell?" and the Greek guy goes "Because my watch is missing!"
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#7 Dec 4, 2009
One day Mitsοs dog died and he went to his local priest and asked, "Father, my dog. Could you do a Trisagion for the poor animal, he was like a son to me?"

Father Nikos shook his head, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But, there's an English church on the next block. God knows what they believe in. Maybe they'll do something for your dog?"

Mitsοs said, "I'll go right away Father. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Nikos exclaimed, "Kyrie Eleison! Vre Mitsοs, why didn't you tell me the dog was Greek Orthodox?
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#8 Dec 4, 2009
One day Mitsos dog died and he went to his local priest and asked, "Father, my dog. Could you do a Trisagion for the poor animal, he was like a son to me?"

Father Nikos shook his head, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But, there's an English church on the next block. God knows what they believe in. Maybe they'll do something for your dog?"

Mitsos said, "I'll go right away Father. Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Nikos exclaimed, "Kyrie Eleison! Vre Mitsos, why didn't you tell me the dog was Greek Orthodox?
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#9 Dec 4, 2009
How does an greek recipe for cooking start?

"We steal 2 eggs... "
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#11 Dec 4, 2009
A Macedonian, an Greek man, a Blonde girl and an old woman are traveling on a train that has just entered a dark tunnel. Suddenly they hear a loud slap, and when the train emerges, the Greek man has a red hand print on his cheek.
- He must have groped the Swedish girl, and she slapped him, the old woman thinks.
- He tried to grope me but fondled the old lady instead, and she slapped him, the Blonde girl decides.
- The Macedonian guy must have groped the blonde, and she slapped me by accident, the Greek determines.
- I can't wait for another tunnel, the Macedonian thinks, so I can smack that Greek bitch again!
Filip the II Reincarnated

Macedonia

#12 Dec 4, 2009
An Macedonian and a Greek are fishing in different sides of a river. A fish grabs both hooks so each guy wants the fish.
Obviously they had a dispute to solve.
The Macedonian thinks of a task that consist on kicking each other in the balls and the standing man gets the fish and since he thought of the task he goes first.
So the Greek makes a stand and the Macedonian kicks him hard, and although in pain the Greek doesn’t go down.
5 min later the Greek goes “now is my turn”
The Macedonian looks at him and said “You know what, just keep the fish”

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#14 Apr 5, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#15 Apr 5, 2010
A walking Blonde meets a greek on Easter:

- Hristos Papadopolus!

- Truly Papadopolus!

“ein anderer Schauplatz”

Since: Jan 09

Athens

#16 Apr 5, 2010
Filip II Reincarnated wrote:
Hellass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =y8WyZjJwrsMXX
TURKOGYPSY,slobo, illiterate, outlaw ,do bother about your
inexistent history and try to write some do not steal mine!

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#17 Apr 5, 2010
lilalo wrote:
<quoted text>
TURKOGYPSY,slobo, illiterate, outlaw ,do bother about your
inexistent history and try to write some do not steal mine!
Yours?

"So we have essentially the entire national identity built on lies: we are all sons of Socrat.
Now, the illusion can be useful for several years, or during the war, but if you hold 200 years people in that belief - sooner or later you'll realise that it is not so and you will be depressed. Nationally.
You'll become the subject of mockery. National."
(Lenos Hristidis, writer)

http://translate.google.com/translate...

Read the whole artticle, is quite enlightening!

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#18 Apr 7, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#19 Apr 7, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#20 Apr 7, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#21 Apr 7, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#22 Apr 7, 2010

“IRONEA 338 B.C.E. ”

Since: Mar 10

Solun, Occupied Macedonia [+]

#23 Apr 7, 2010

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