Sex With a Nun

“Comrade”

Since: Jul 07

Maseru

#1 May 14, 2009
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"


“Lerato la 'nete”

Since: Jun 08

Ha Koali, Quthing

#2 May 14, 2009
Nkoka Radio Lesotho wrote:
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
Haaai uena Nkoka maan! Ke nahana u re qoqela hore u nyokile lesistere oa tseba, nxa!

“Comrade”

Since: Jul 07

Maseru

#3 May 14, 2009
Sometimes you guys need to giggle a bit . Insults and nasty staries do not work

“Bring it on!”

Since: Aug 08

Johannesburg

#4 May 14, 2009
Nkoka Radio Lesotho wrote:
Sometimes you guys need to giggle a bit . Insults and nasty staries do not work
True :-)

“'Meke oa ka ke every man.”

Since: Oct 07

Malumeng Ha 'Mankhala

#5 May 14, 2009
Nkoka Radio Lesotho wrote:
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
Jooooooooo ahahha.

“U wont know untill u try”

Since: May 09

U don't wanna know, do u?

#6 May 14, 2009
Hobaneng Luv Luv? Have u got something against those people?

“stare with UNDRESS ME eyes”

Since: Apr 09

ur breath on my body

#7 May 15, 2009
Nkoka Radio Lesotho wrote:
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
No offence intended but most of us have seen this one before (Laughter, the best medicince), come up with some original please!

“ke bapala khathi ka voroso”

Since: May 09

South Africa

#8 May 15, 2009
Kekeke, reminds me of the tragedy of a rapist who attempted to get down with a nun. The nun agreed as she had not much option, and told the rapist to put down his pants and she will put up her dress, they both did as the nun requested, then the Nun ran off and ran as fast as she could cos the nun with the dress up can run faster than the rapist with the pants down...
MOLARANE

Bothell, WA

#9 May 18, 2009
this is a very amusing. Ke tshehile haholo, i even invited some of ma collegues to read and have the same fun. But deep inside me there was fear. Always when i hear a joke that has God in it, i feel like we are brushing agaist the seventh of the ten commandments.

“Comrade”

Since: Jul 07

Maseru

#10 May 18, 2009
Le lokela ho ts'eha likoata ting , hela Mesima Bashemane , ha le eso jooe maotoana .
Lemina

Maseru, Lesotho

#11 May 19, 2009
Nkoka your mother is so confused she made you think ur a gay lasbien attracted to men

Who ever didn't think that was funny,

Nkoka u tla le ngola ka enke e t'soeu, e ngoamang
Bosa

Lesotho

#12 Sep 29, 2010
Hlompha ntate Molimo hle.kea kopa.tella nna eseng ena.
malabu-labu

Johannesburg, South Africa

#13 Sep 30, 2010
bohle ba tlaelang ka lebitso la morena Molimo will get a severe punishment, thou says the Lord.
never-mind

Bloemfontein, South Africa

#14 Sep 30, 2010
amen malabulabu....i wish these idiots can go en rot to hell
Nyoana Mmao

Maseru, Lesotho

#15 Sep 30, 2010
Ke lakatsa nyoana!!
malabu-labu

Johannesburg, South Africa

#16 Sep 30, 2010
is that only what u can say wena Nyoana Mmao?

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