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Joker Poker

North Bergen, NJ

#1 Sep 19, 2008
An Englishman, and American and a Greek were complaining about their stupid wives.

The Englishman says, "my wife saw a sale in the supermarket and bought 50lbs of meat, and we don't even have a freezer!"

The American guys says, "I got that beat. My wife bought a ?60,000 car, and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

But then the greek says, "no, mine beats that. My wife went on vacation last month with her friends, and took 100 condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a d1ck!"
Gay Greek

Dudley, UK

#2 Mar 18, 2010
Did you hear the one about the gay Greek cowboy? He rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
Eastern Star

United States

#3 Mar 19, 2010
Is this supossed to be a joke? Cause if it is, you are a stupid English gay....
Su ho

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Mar 19, 2010
A joke of an English fart...

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#5 Mar 19, 2010
FYROM lokes:

A woman went to her doctor for advice on anal sex.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?"

She said no.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was confused. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course! Where do you think FYROMians come from?"
G Gfhws

Dudley, UK

#7 Mar 19, 2010
Why did the greek boy run away from home? he didnt like the way he was being reared.

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#8 Mar 19, 2010
Q: What's the difference between a FYROMian and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
im not gay

Dudley, UK

#9 Mar 19, 2010
How do you seperate the men from the boys in greece? with a crowbar. looolz

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#10 Mar 19, 2010
Two FYROMian guys Zoran and Goran are lying in bed together. Zoran starts rubbing vaseline on his chest.
Goran ask, "What you doing?""
Zoran said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest".
Goran said, "Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of my ass..."

:))))
joker

Dudley, UK

#11 Mar 19, 2010
How can you tell if a romantic novel is greek? The hero always gets his man. loolz

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#12 Mar 19, 2010
Q: What's the definition of "tender love?"
A: Two FYROMians with haemorrhoids.

:)))))
joker

Dudley, UK

#13 Mar 20, 2010
Stavros is rushed to hospital screaming. After an examination the doctor sees he has a vibrator stuck up his ass. The doctor says "Stavros don't panic, we can take it out." "NO NO" screams Stavros "don't take it out, I just want to know how to change the batteries!"

“Asians out of the EU”

Since: Mar 10

on the low down

#14 Mar 20, 2010
Macedonian so Greek wrote:
FYROM lokes:
A woman went to her doctor for advice on anal sex.
The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you?"
She said no.
The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was confused. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"
The doctor replied, "Of course! Where do you think FYROMians come from?"
lol funny they have that shit coloured skin people fyrom

“Asians out of the EU”

Since: Mar 10

on the low down

#15 Mar 20, 2010
joker stop hissing from your ass ... for christs sake try to clench your anal muscles
joker

Dudley, UK

#16 Mar 20, 2010
How does a gay greek fake an orgasm? he spits on your back.:)

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#17 Mar 20, 2010
A FYROMian is at the airport.
- Name?
- Goran Zoranovski.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes goat.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isnít that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- Oh no, no deer... Deer runs too fast!
joker

Dudley, UK

#18 Mar 21, 2010
Did you hear the one about the gay Greek magician? He vanished with a POOF!!!

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#19 Mar 21, 2010
Q: How long does a FYROMian woman needs to take a shit?
A: 9 months.
joker

Dudley, UK

#20 Mar 21, 2010
Archaeologists have found the fossils of a new spieces of dinosaur in Greece. They have named it Myassisaurus.

“Wisdom begins in wonder.”

Since: Mar 10

Real Macedonia, Greece

#21 Mar 21, 2010
That's nothing compare to the official FYROMian theory by the Government of FYROM, on FYROMian state TV, January 2009, depicting God talking about "Macedonians" of FYROMian type as the progenitors of the white race, the MACEDONOIDS!!!!! And this in not a joke, it's FYROMian reality, hahahahahahaha!!

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Poor FYROMians, they actually believe all that stuff!!! Hahahahahaaaaa!!!

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