Why the Germans smell like SHIT !!

Why the Germans smell like SHIT !!

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Sherry

Sindelfingen, Germany

#1 Jul 9, 2011
Because they sleep with everyone!
Even with strangers

and they really smell so bad
and disgusting

they also like to eat their pople from their noses..

iiiigggiitttttttt DISGUSTING!
Tiffany

Malang, Indonesia

#4 May 16, 2012
Is this some kind of Germanophobic posting???
mee

Germany

#5 May 16, 2012
Sherry wrote:
Because they sleep with everyone!
Even with strangers
Whats wrong with a One Night Stand or Sex in general? Nothing.
and they really smell so bad
and disgusting
After hard work, we do - because we work. And we do take showers after that. Like everyone else.
Germanida

Germany

#6 May 16, 2012
Pople? What's that supposed to be?
Pope? People?

I never ate somebody from my nose, I don't even think a person or several people would fit in it but maybe that's just me.
Anonymous

Rotherham, UK

#7 May 16, 2012
Sherry wrote:
Because they sleep with everyone!
Even with strangers
and they really smell so bad
and disgusting
they also like to eat their pople from their noses..
iiiigggiitttttttt DISGUSTING!
They smell like sh*it because they are sh*it. It's all they know, its not there fault, there just a few decades behind us. Maybe if the west stopped for fifty years Germany could try and catch us up but I'm not sure there capable. So untill then the u.n should send in some emergency humanitarian relief soap and deodrant so the Germans can be less disgusting
Anonymous

Rotherham, UK

#8 May 16, 2012
For just $5 a month you can help the poor Herman masses to experience running clean water and soap, so pls for just $5 a month you can save tourists from the horrendous Herman stink
mee

Germany

#9 May 19, 2012
straa wrote:
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They smell like sh*it because they are sh*it. It's all they know, its not there fault, there just a few decades behind us. Maybe if the west stopped for fifty years Germany could try and catch us up but I'm not sure there capable. So untill then the u.n should send in some emergency humanitarian relief soap and deodrant so the Germans can be less disgusting
Learn some English before you post.
Anonymous

UK

#10 May 19, 2012
Chelsea beat bayern Munich in European cup final, haha England own Europe, hermany sucks haha
aarts

Reurieth, Germany

#11 May 20, 2012
LOL oh you poor poor brits. did you now the difference between a pig and and England? a pig has culture.
Anonymous

UK

#12 May 20, 2012
aarts wrote:
LOL oh you poor poor brits. did you now the difference between a pig and and England? a pig has culture.
Britain is full of culture unlike German land. Britain is an historical cultured country, Germany is neither. I really couldant live the way you Germans do, you so cold and depressing. There's something very sinister and dubious about you. England is the country of Isaac newton, William shakespear, Charles Dickens, puppet, constable, Charles Darwin, and on and on. Britain has more culture than pretty much anyone else. Then there's our modern culture, Beatles, harry potter, James bond, pink flooyd, David Beckham, rolling stones, rave, teckno, and on and on. We have ancient and popular modern culture, Germany have none of any
Anonymous

UK

#13 May 20, 2012
Germany has no ancient culture and no modern culture, you've got nothing because you are nothing
Anonymous

UK

#14 May 20, 2012
English premier league football dominates the world. No one in the world cares about German football, another point that you have no culture and on the world stage britain is a giant but Germany is a nothing hahaha. Even your tv is unknown rubbish, you don't have anything like the British BBC, biggest television network in the world
Froschkoenig

Germany

#15 May 20, 2012
straa wrote:
English premier league football dominates the world. No one in the world cares about German football, another point that you have no culture and on the world stage britain is a giant but Germany is a nothing hahaha. Even your tv is unknown rubbish, you don't have anything like the British BBC, biggest television network in the world
As usual you just posted bullshit. You really needs help, urgently!!!
Anonymous

UK

#16 May 20, 2012
Froschkoenig wrote:
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As usual you just posted bullshit. You really needs help, urgently!!!
What a well thought out post, if you have nothing to say then don't speak. It's better to be silent and have people think your an idiot than to open your mouth and prove you are
aarts

Reurieth, Germany

#17 May 20, 2012
straa wrote:
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Britain is full of culture unlike German land. Britain is an historical cultured country, Germany is neither. I really couldant live the way you Germans do, you so cold and depressing. There's something very sinister and dubious about you. England is the country of Isaac newton, William shakespear, Charles Dickens, puppet, constable, Charles Darwin, and on and on. Britain has more culture than pretty much anyone else. Then there's our modern culture, Beatles, harry potter, James bond, pink flooyd, David Beckham, rolling stones, rave, teckno, and on and on. We have ancient and popular modern culture, Germany have none of any
Lol you make really laughing!!! David "The Gay" Beckham? Harry Potter? James Bond? haha!!!!!! haha England is cultured country?? oh my good haha!! please stop i can`t stop laughing!!! oh my god!! all on england sucks, beer(if you want that shit beer, girls, cars, etc i could wrote many things) and besides, techno music was created in germany. but nice try . And Germanys has lot more history than England. While you sit in a cave, we lived in our own houses :)
Anonymous

UK

#18 May 20, 2012
aarts wrote:
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Lol you make really laughing!!! David "The Gay" Beckham? Harry Potter? James Bond? haha!!!!!! haha England is cultured country?? oh my good haha!! please stop i can`t stop laughing!!! oh my god!! all on england sucks, beer(if you want that shit beer, girls, cars, etc i could wrote many things) and besides, techno music was created in germany. but nice try . And Germanys has lot more history than England. While you sit in a cave, we lived in our own houses :)
oh my god you make me laugh, in britain we have ancient AND modern culture, in hermany you have none. While we were building our empire and creating the modern world with our industrial revolution that changed the world Germans were still living in mud huts like cave man tribes. That's why you have always been so far behind. That's why the world speaks English and no one speaks German, that's why you never had an empire, that's why Europe was British and French and germaby didant even exist. That's why we created the modern world while you were living in caves. Germany has never done anything in your pathetic history. Look at English achievments and how we changed the world and compare to the nothing that Germany is and the nothing that you have done, hahaha you have no ancient culture and you have no modern culture hahaha
Anonymous

UK

#19 May 20, 2012
Germany is so far below britain we need a space telescope too see you all the way down there. Your women are so ugly, anjela merkal yuk, British cars like rolls royce, bentleys, jaguars, aston martins, lotus, tvr, mclaren, and many more are so much better than your boring BMW and Mercedes. German beer is so bad, in britain we have the best scotch whisky, the best ales, the beat London gin, the best sherry, in Germany all you have is rubbish beer, in UK we make lots of different drinks not just beer. Belgium make much better beer than your rubbish German stuff. Britain is the country of William shakespear, Isaac newton, Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, Henry eigth, queen Victoria, princess Diana. William and Kate, popper, constable, rolh Dar, Lawrence Arabia, Winston Churchill,and so much more. Britain gas more culture than pretty much anyone. Germany has no culture, ancient or modern you have nothing that compares to britain, you are so far below hahaha
Anonymous

UK

#20 May 20, 2012
Does it humiliate Germans like you when you see how much more powerfull and important britain is than Germany, does it make you cry that you have no world power at all and britain does, does it imqsculte you to know that britain could completley destroy all Germany with the press of a button, the last thing you would see is hundreds of British nuclear missiles slaming into your country, of course it would take a lot for us to do that but the fact that we can and you can't and your helpless like little children must embarres you yes hahaha
Anonymous

UK

#21 May 20, 2012
Why has Germany allways been so far behind, while britain and France were making empires and creating the modern world, while britain changed everything with the industrial revolution what was Germany doing, where were you, still living in caves hahaha
Valid points

Stuttgart, Germany

#22 May 20, 2012
straa wrote:
Germany is so far below britain we need a space telescope too see you all the way down there. Your women are so ugly, anjela merkal yuk, British cars like rolls royce, bentleys, jaguars, aston martins, lotus, tvr, mclaren, and many more are so much better than your boring BMW and Mercedes. German beer is so bad, in britain we have the best scotch whisky, the best ales, the beat London gin, the best sherry, in Germany all you have is rubbish beer, in UK we make lots of different drinks not just beer. Belgium make much better beer than your rubbish German stuff. Britain is the country of William shakespear, Isaac newton, Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, Henry eigth, queen Victoria, princess Diana. William and Kate, popper, constable, rolh Dar, Lawrence Arabia, Winston Churchill,and so much more. Britain gas more culture than pretty much anyone. Germany has no culture, ancient or modern you have nothing that compares to britain, you are so far below hahaha
Oh my god! Tra, you are some sort of infinite loop! If I wouldn't know you're a human, I would believe it's some sort of machine that repeads the same bullshit over and over again. It's so funny to observe :-)

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