Why do Germans so ugly?

Why do Germans so ugly?

Created by Alexey25 on Feb 7, 2013

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Their ancestors were baboons

They are subhuman beings

Their girls look like Terminator

True.

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Merkel

Kaufbeuren, Germany

#1 Feb 7, 2013
Learn english before you try to troll like the mentally disabled shitslav you are.(Or want to be - you wouldn't be the first one, who wants to downgrade himself to be a glorious shitslav lmao).

Germanic people = awesome!

“Gott mit uns!”

Since: Nov 12

Adelaide, Australia

#2 Feb 7, 2013
HAHAHAHAHA "why do Germans so ugly?"

Why not you learn English better than speaking like monkey?
mee

Germany

#3 Feb 7, 2013
This poll is above the stupidity of straa. Congratulation! I thought nobody would achieve that.

Since: Nov 09

Location hidden

#4 Feb 8, 2013
Was zum teufel wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA "why do Germans so ugly?"
Why not you learn English better than speaking like monkey?
I was going to write why do Germans look so ugly but was distracted and had writen what I writen.))

Since: Nov 09

Location hidden

#5 Feb 8, 2013
Merkel wrote:
Learn english before you try to troll like the mentally disabled shitslav you are.(Or want to be - you wouldn't be the first one, who wants to downgrade himself to be a glorious shitslav lmao).
Germanic people = awesome!
German girls look very male like.
Slavic girls look very faminine.
Slavic girls are the best girls in the world.

That is probably the reason why 50 % of male population of Berlin had a sex with males at least once.
Having such ugly females they prefer each other. lol.
Merkel

Pforzen, Germany

#6 Feb 8, 2013
Lmao mentally disabled shitslav returns. The only thing you ever fucked was your empty wodka bottle. A reality check is lost on you - you would explode with jealousy when you see the gorgeous germanic people little sad shitslav.

NO women don't look like this:

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss190/Dont...

No shitslav has a boner, when he sees his glorious shitslav women hahahahah.

Since: Nov 09

Location hidden

#7 Feb 8, 2013
Yea, I will come to Germany in a decade to see how Turks fucking your German asses.
But for the most of German males that will be a plesure though. lol.

Germany will be taken over by Turks and your people will go extinct.

You are already dead.

I think after that Slavic people will return Polabian land which you pigs had stolen from Slavic people.
We had already kicked you off from Eastern Prussia, Gdansk and Wroclaw!
Berlin is the next Slavic city which will be liberated from German scum.
Froschkoenig

Kabelsketal, Germany

#9 Feb 8, 2013
Alexey25 wrote:
Yea, I will come to Germany in a decade to see how Turks fucking your German asses.
But for the most of German males that will be a plesure though. lol.
Germany will be taken over by Turks and your people will go extinct.
You are already dead.
I think after that Slavic people will return Polabian land which you pigs had stolen from Slavic people.
We had already kicked you off from Eastern Prussia, Gdansk and Wroclaw!
Berlin is the next Slavic city which will be liberated from German scum.
You kicked us? You kicked nobody ridiculous idiot. It took 1939 just 36 days to occupied your "heroic" nation. And what is today Polish parasit? You just can survive with EU Money so thanks god that we keep you alive. Nobody wants you, neither in Germany nor in the EU. Simply shut up!

Since: Nov 09

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#10 Feb 8, 2013
Froschkoenig wrote:
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You kicked us? You kicked nobody ridiculous idiot. It took 1939 just 36 days to occupied your "heroic" nation. And what is today Polish parasit? You just can survive with EU Money so thanks god that we keep you alive. Nobody wants you, neither in Germany nor in the EU. Simply shut up!
I`m not a Pole Fritz, I`m a Russian.
My grandfather kicked off you from eastern Prussia personally.
Merkel

Pforzen, Germany

#11 Feb 8, 2013
Ahahahaha shitslav propaganda at its best.

Since: Nov 09

Location hidden

#12 Feb 8, 2013
You clearly have a brain of a snail. lol.
I realy don`t see any sence in your chimp like comments.

Well, you`re a German.
Small wonder you give chimpish comments. lol.
Merkel

Pforzen, Germany

#13 Feb 8, 2013
Germanica superior so schallt es durch die Welt. Made in Germany = mouthwatering. Germany the best country.

Made in Shitslavia = lmao.

Little shitslavs and their propaganda sprouting mentally disabled inferiority compley brain ehehehe. Sad little shitslav. Sucks to be a shitslav.

Since: Nov 09

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#14 Feb 8, 2013
Little Slavs? lol.
You are really retarded. lol.

It will take you 9 hours to fly over Russia from the west to the east.
It will take you less to go from western to eastern border of Germany by car. lol.

Germany is a small pygmy in comparison with Russia.
Merkel

Pforzen, Germany

#15 Feb 8, 2013
Quality > Quantity. Shitslavia 90% uninhabitable ahahahaha. Shitlavia 90% slum without water and electricity. Germany one superior booming nation.
Sad little clueless shitslav. Germany most deverse country in the world - we have it all.

“Gott mit uns!”

Since: Nov 12

Adelaide, Australia

#16 Feb 8, 2013
oh lol sorry I'm still laughing about that title "Why do Germans so ugly?"

“Gott mit uns!”

Since: Nov 12

Adelaide, Australia

#17 Feb 8, 2013
Alexey25 wrote:
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I`m not a Pole Fritz, I`m a Russian.
My grandfather kicked off you from eastern Prussia personally.
It only took you 12 million "comrades" oh and it took you twelve days to take Berlin with a force of 2 million fighting less than 1 million and the German force being made primarily of children....hahahaha

“Gott mit uns!”

Since: Nov 12

Adelaide, Australia

#18 Feb 8, 2013
"Location hidden" it says it all doesn't it? hahaha

“Gott mit uns!”

Since: Nov 12

Adelaide, Australia

#19 Feb 8, 2013
Alexey25 wrote:
Little Slavs? lol.
You are really retarded. lol.
It will take you 9 hours to fly over Russia from the west to the east.
It will take you less to go from western to eastern border of Germany by car. lol.
Germany is a small pygmy in comparison with Russia.
Russia is the most densely populated country in the world ._.

Since: Nov 09

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#20 Feb 8, 2013
Was zum teufel wrote:
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It only took you 12 million "comrades" oh and it took you twelve days to take Berlin with a force of 2 million fighting less than 1 million and the German force being made primarily of children....hahahaha
And how many of Germans did it take to take Moscow I wonder? lol.
As for children, Russian unites made of mostly females had stoped your troops in Stalingrad.
Merkel

Pforzen, Germany

#22 Feb 8, 2013
Was zum teufel wrote:
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Russia is the most densely populated country in the world ._.
Apart from that - of course you can pass Germany more quickly:
http://cdn3.worldcarfans.co/2010/2/medium/401...
http://www.bimmertoday.de/wp-content/uploads/...
http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/upload...

etcetc

The shitslavs take so long, because of this: http://farm1.staticflickr.com/17/21968858_e6b...

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