Germans suck. Hereīs why (ultimate anti-teutonic thread)

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#1 Sep 9, 2011
Hello humans,

I signed up exclusively to post this thread and share my thoughts on this strange folk the German is. Letīs start with some lies the German tells on a daily basis and some truths:

-He is not racist: Of course Germans are racist. Do you really think that the remains of the NSDAP propaganda are easy to erase from the collective opinion? Did Germans always think they were the best, the superior ones? Or is it a consequence of the nazi regime? German superiority is a fallacy born out of the lack of respect other European nations had towards Germanic peoples (the ancestors of todayīs Germans, among others). Germans are the most racist Europeans. They just donīt show it. German women will glady let a dark skinned man have sex with them, but they wonīt see it as anything serious. For them, dark skinned men are simply less developed beings and tools for pleasure. The German men will gladly start relationships with Asian or Latin american women just for the kick their exotic look give, not because of true love.

-Germans arenīt cold. Itīs an stereotype= It is more than a stereotype. Germans are indeed cold and "dry". They donīt show any affection to their children, which grow being constantly yelled at, punished at and not being cared for. They in turn will grow to be as bad as their parents were. Germans donīt know what love is. The society condemns showing feelings openly. No wonder 30% of the population suffers from some kind of affective disorder.

-Germans are smarter than anyone else: Germans arenīt smart, they are disciplined. A German student may sit 12 hours in a row at his desk learning for exams and get an excellent grade, but he will be as ignorant as he was before. There is a difference between being gifted and being disciplined. Germans are the latter. Most Germans donīt know shit about general history, geography and culture. They love small talk and avoid talking about politics, religion, economy, philosophy, art and other interesting topics. Most Germans read TV magazines and mediocre newspapers.

-Germans are civilized: If you believe this, then you have never been to Mallorca or any place in this world where Germans go to on vacation. They are loud, arrogant, aggressive and will complain about everything. This is by no means the worst. The worst happens when they get drunk and start defecating in public, or puking everywhere, or having sex wherever and whenever they want.

-German women are hard to get: False. If you go to any disco youīll have no problems getting laid by a drunk German girl. If youīre black or middle eastern, youīre pretty much done. Go for it. German men have been often ranked as worldīs worst lovers. Due to their smell.

-Germans appreciate order and cleanness: This is another widespread fallacy regarding Germans. The German will indeed like his workplace to be symmetrically ordered and clean, but he himself will smell like a mix of sweat and shit. Many Germans wonīt wash their hands after a bowl movement. Many donīt shave their pubic zone. MAny donīt use deodorant. Many donīt take a shower daily and/or change underwear. Germans donīt brush their teeth regularly. Germans donīt use perfumes. Germans like the smell of shit. Ever searched for German porn on the internet? Have you seen how much they love feces and urin on their bodies? Germany produces the worldīs most disgusting porn, only after Japan, probably.

-Germans are attractive: Germans are not attractive, not even in comparison to other Germanic peoples. Dutch people look better, Danes too. Germans have got clear eyes and light hair, and thatīs about it. Their faces are often wrinkled (young people too) and disproportioned. The facial features arenīt appealing and the bodies are also irregular. German women tend to have a bad skin and manly features. German men tend to look feminine and donīt care about it.

This is it. Get angry if you want. I know you will. If you are German, you will.

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Ottersweier, Germany

#2 Sep 10, 2011
Hahahahahaha....you do suffer from an inferiority complex...you poor simpleton....you must be black or something like that...you can say what you like about us, but facts speak for themselves...I wonder from what messed up country you come from????? but thanks for the digs, we realy had a good laugh...get a life (but not in Germay please)

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#3 Sep 10, 2011
chuchuM wrote:
Hahahahahaha....you do suffer from an inferiority complex...you poor simpleton....you must be black or something like that...you can say what you like about us, but facts speak for themselves...I wonder from what messed up country you come from????? but thanks for the digs, we realy had a good laugh...get a life (but not in Germay please)
You see? You are the living proof for my statements. You consider yourself superior and youīre racist. Truth is, Germany sucks, and you wish you were Italian or something like that.
marek

Chicago, IL

#4 Nov 29, 2011
I am polish and of course i am supposed to have a pre-determined hate towarfs germans. I dont. What you have stated are complete irational and innacurate accusations and the "stereotypes" you refrence are completely bogus and unheard of. If you are going to make an argument against germans at least present some FACTS. Not just stupid and irrelevant opinions. Every civilization has had their period of ups and downs and germany just so recently came out of their "down" period and they are reintroducing themselves into the modern world with an incredible rate and power, especially in the field of engineering. I am fucking 16 and am not as simple minded as you. Your argument is pathetic
mee

Oberhausen, Germany

#5 Nov 30, 2011
majinboo wrote:
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You see? You are the living proof for my statements. You consider yourself superior and youīre racist. Truth is, Germany sucks, and you wish you were Italian or something like that.
You are the first racist of this thread. If Germany and germans bothers you so much, please don't use technology based on german inventions and science.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#6 Nov 30, 2011
mee wrote:
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You are the first racist of this thread. If Germany and germans bothers you so much, please don't use technology based on german inventions and science.
You are not only racists. You are also Nazis. Look how your media are behaving towards Greece and the Greek nation during all this time. Who told you all those lies about Greece? Your beautifull german schools? Who told you that the Greeks are lazy thieves and that in Greece people work less hours per week than in Germany? Haven't your beautiful teachers told you how much you owe to Greece and the other South European countries for rebuilding Germany after the II World War destruction that you caused? Who told you that you are a superior nation and that the Greeks,Spaniards,Italians and Portuguese have to serve you? You idiot Protestands!

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Bonn, Germany

#7 Nov 30, 2011
What a dumb thread again. This is anti-german racism btw. I cant hear all the stupid prejudices over and over again. Thers stupid people in every country, and youīre the one in yours.

from Greece: I told you several times that our medias are just as retarded as yours, and if 2 stupid politicians talk bulllshit, its not 2 blame on all germans!

And you still call me nazi?
Its a fact that lot of money from Greece goes to swiss, but dont tell me you dont know that. Also you know about all the corruption. We owe greece nothing for rebuilding Germany, stop making yourself look stupider than you are. I reported this thread as its only racy, nothing else. Have a good day and I wish you best luck with a new government that doesnt fuck everything else up.
MaxMustermann

Bonn, Germany

#8 Nov 30, 2011
Seriously, only prejudices that dont even fit to 2% germans. Come to germany and build your opinion here, not on some dumbass backyard rumours youīve heard, itīs just sad.
mee

Oberhausen, Germany

#9 Nov 30, 2011
from Greece wrote:
bla bla bla
Read mareks post and understand it and thank you for proofing Godwins Law again. I didnt take part in destruction of Europe, neither did the other young Germans that live today and my family didn't too.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#10 Nov 30, 2011
mee wrote:
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Read mareks post and understand it and thank you for proofing Godwins Law again. I didnt take part in destruction of Europe, neither did the other young Germans that live today and my family didn't too.
The attitude towards our country has surprised us all! Is this the Europe that the Germans and other nordic people want?
mee

Germany

#11 Dec 1, 2011
from Greece wrote:
<quoted text>The attitude towards our country has surprised us all! Is this the Europe that the Germans and other nordic people want?
Seriously, your Government cheated to get into the EU. You ain't tell me that you are suprised that cheating (and the consequences of it) is not welcome in Europe, do you? Start to blame your government, thats where the problem lies.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#12 Dec 1, 2011
mee wrote:
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Seriously, your Government cheated to get into the EU. You ain't tell me that you are suprised that cheating (and the consequences of it) is not welcome in Europe, do you? Start to blame your government, thats where the problem lies.
We didnt cheat anybody, this is what Kostas Simitis, Prime Minister of Greece declared to "Le Monde"!
You are terrible Nazi vampires and your banks want to suck the blood of the Greek nation.
If it wasnt Athens and Rome to make you civilised you would still live in caves and you wouldnt have an alphabet!
mee

Germany

#13 Dec 1, 2011
from Greece wrote:
<quoted text>We didnt cheat anybody, this is what Kostas Simitis, Prime Minister of Greece declared to "Le Monde"!
You are terrible Nazi vampires and your banks want to suck the blood of the Greek nation.
If it wasnt Athens and Rome to make you civilised you would still live in caves and you wouldnt have an alphabet!
That Greece cheated is confirmed. And the Nazi argument makes you look stupid.
The old argument 'the alphabet'- writing something down is no greek invention.
anonymous

Krailling, Germany

#14 Dec 1, 2011
thats so typically american - pick on every other nation. may i remind you who was responsible for slavery? how does that make you any better? you use the nazis as your only argument all the time cause you dont have any others. thats sad and i know its not your fault because in general your level of education isnt as high as it is in eruope, and for that i am sorry.
MaxMustermann

Bonn, Germany

#15 Dec 1, 2011
From greece, you must bekidding us. Your government cheated itself into EU with ridiculously faked data and continued faking data for years. How is this a lie to you?
Noone would have a problem with greece if it didnīt cheat itself into the EU and now is ruining it. Noone would have a problem with your rich people cheating on taxes, 30000 pensions for over 100 year olds etc. Seriously, how can you not get this and tell us we are liars? You should start blaming the people who fuck up your country, not the ones helping it.

And then, to show us how stupid you are, you start calling us nazis again.

You canīt deny facts if you want to have a discussion and thatīs what a forum is for.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#16 Dec 1, 2011
MaxMustermann wrote:
From greece, you must bekidding us. Your government cheated itself into EU with ridiculously faked data and continued faking data for years. How is this a lie to you?
Noone would have a problem with greece if it didnīt cheat itself into the EU and now is ruining it. Noone would have a problem with your rich people cheating on taxes, 30000 pensions for over 100 year olds etc. Seriously, how can you not get this and tell us we are liars? You should start blaming the people who fuck up your country, not the ones helping it.
And then, to show us how stupid you are, you start calling us nazis again.
You canīt deny facts if you want to have a discussion and thatīs what a forum is for.
Typical selfish nordic answer by someone whose aim is to rule Europe!
MaxMustermann

Bonn, Germany

#17 Dec 1, 2011
What kind of an answer is this? Just think of what a bad job you are doing representing your country. I guess if any educated greek would read this heīd be ashamed.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#19 Dec 2, 2011
mee wrote:
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That Greece cheated is confirmed. And the Nazi argument makes you look stupid.
The old argument 'the alphabet'- writing something down is no greek invention.
Nevertheless, your civilisation is the outcome of what we call Greek-Roman civilisation.
As a matter of fact we have never heard of Teutonic or Hunic civilisation. Have we?

P.S:Nazism lives in your genes.
MaxMustermann

Bonn, Germany

#20 Dec 2, 2011
To say something lives in someone genes is actually racism, the rest is too stupid to be answered, its not a kindergarten here.
from Greece

Athens, Greece

#21 Dec 2, 2011
MaxMustermann wrote:
To say something lives in someone genes is actually racism, the rest is too stupid to be answered, its not a kindergarten here.
Ok ok. Heil Frau Merkel!

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