single prophet and singular private parts

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lesLie

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Sep 17, 2012
 
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Hardhead

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Sep 17, 2012
 
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iago

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Sep 17, 2012
 

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Mohmd had seen private parts of 31 wives - visual sighting of 31 private
parts one after other or all in 1 stretch - is itself a great revelation

highlights of 31 moist graphics are more gratifying than grappling for moon
on any moonless night, so muses - a copy-cat-poet mohmd in classical arabic

is’s just an angle to islamic riddle - that mussies want to hide from world
no one on record has ever seen - the private parts of the prophet mohmad..!

why...?
iago

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Sep 17, 2012
 

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Mohmad’s wives often try to get a glimpse of mohmds islamic prophetic d!ck
but that elusive limpness without fail, withdraws deeper into damp darkness

identical to the never-seen allah that momad created in a dark cave, prophet
fully identified with its twin, taking care that no one ever gets to see it

mohmad often went to great lengths, indulging in seemingly bizarre routine
so as to prevent other from seeing his, one and only prophetic private part
MOhsHadith Humiliated him

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Sep 17, 2012
 
and MOOH's one
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only prophetic private part
was an ?
Uncircumcised di<K? with the wh*t* stuff
building around its Towelhead? hahahahah!
poor moooonies! u Sak er $#!T!
iago

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Sep 18, 2012
 

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Noone has ever seen the private parts of the last prophet mohmad...yet there
were mules to believe in the miraculous power around that private parts.

mohmd living closer to the limp reality had no such illusions about his d!ck
31 fertile wives of prophet mohmad remaining barren, spoke louder than words

yet he needed to maintain the fantasy surrounding his holy wand by shielding
it and hiding it from the eyes of jostling admiring mussie mules around him

mohmad devised a comical procedure to make sure noone get to see the hanging
helplessness between d thighs of prophet when he is on his routine discharge

mohmad asked his mutes to adhere to the practice which is known as islamic
toilet procedure and this ridiculous exercise though never truly performed

but stands as a clear testimonial to the absurdity that mohmad could lower
himself - only to hide the hanging 69th islamic wonder, of the last prophet
Hardhead

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Sep 18, 2012
 

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Still in this topic,christians stubbornly continue to insult Islam and its prophet Muhammad(saw).
see below,

and MOOH's one
&
only prophetic private part
was an ?
Uncircumcised di<K? with the wh*t* stuff
building around its Towelhead? hahahahah!
poor moooonies! u Sak er $#!T!
iago

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Last prophet mohmd being ashamed of his private parts being seen by public
invented a practice which lead to a totally amusing islamic peeing technique

the mussie mules are suppose to memorize these steps and follow it in the
very same order, whenever any mussie feels like peeing:

islamic peeing technique begins...!

first - cover your head
nexxt - wear your shoes
third - recite koran - oh...allah, i seek your protection from the devils

only then, mussie enters toilet with his/her left foot first and then mussie
need to look left and right inside, to make sure that satan is not hiding
within, longing for and wanting to have a look at your private parts.

islamic peeing technique continues..!

nexxtfirst - stop reciting koran and erase koran from your memory
nextsecond - then you pee and don’t let anyone see while you pee..!

and the meaningless rant of this islamic idiot who is apparently no more
than a conceited deprivation - thus continues unabated and uninterrupted.!

islamic peeing technique to continue..!
iago

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mohmd’s enduring obsession with unresponsive private Part, compelled him to devise skills, to wriggle out of situations arising out of his insufficiency

31 appendages glued to him helped only to highlight his shortage more visible

mohmd who could create his own god and even wrote a book to prop up that god
found himself incapable of propping up his own floppy d!ck for a short while

the realization of the paradox hit mohmad hard on his private part - at the
very same spot that allah had squeezed - at the time mohmad had created allah

out of this suffocation - the lastProphet’s islamic peeing technique evolved

islamic peeing technique to continue...!
iago

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Sep 19, 2012
 
Salient features of islamic-peeing-technique - actor mohmad - editor allah -

o :- a person should not uncover his/her ‘awrah’(private parts)
o until after he/she has squatted close to the ground -:

a clit-clotting proclamation released from the foundation of the lastProphet

every word from this celestial knowledge weighs a ton - tons of golden turds
delivered thru the holy orifice of lastProphet mohmad, like preset kling-ons.

it’s obvious from the statemet that arabs uncover their private parts as soon
as feel peeing, and leave it uncovered long before they squat for real peeing

there’s an historical angle reflecting the existing arab social practice to
the above observation wherein lastProphet mohmd himself played a lasting role

mohmd’s daughterinlaw zainab, uncovered her private parts while standing much
before actually peeing and the peeping satan-mohmd enamored by the sight and
sound display emanating from her allah guarded private part, got intimidated

and the last prophet decided to come out with this essential proclamation:

o :- a person should not uncover his/her ‘awrah’(private parts)
o until after he/she has squatted close to the ground -:

islamic-peeing-techniques to continue...!
iago

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The lostmohmad’s private parts have not been seen by any living in history
to protect his private parts from others - mohmad followed a queer procedure

the islamic peeing technique begins...!

keep all of your clothes on - until the very last second - and begin recital
believe that for a mussie, brain is below their navel within in their scrota

with rightscrotum musie recite: oh allah protect my privatePart from d satan
with leftbrain mussie makes a list of clothes one need to take off for peeing

then all of a sudden - in a fraction of second - take off the clothes that
are absolutely necessary - try getting as close to the ground as possible.

and get ready to pee...!- but don’t pee yet..!

this islamic peeing technique of getting closer to the ground instantly -
was extensively used by mussies - in afganistan pakistan uzbekistan and...!

but when mussies feel, their pee is trickling down their skirt involuntarily
they fall to the ground - without caring to seek allah permission for peeing

mussies’ve learned that their own pee could simply sense - the approaching of
a drone up above - they could seek allah consent, if alive after this instant

human pee is much more sensible and sensitive - than the dense mussie ‘peer’
and the peeing technique to continue...!
iago

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islamic peeing technique continuing..!

a mussie squat first and removes the essential clothes to reveal his awrah
(privatePart)- then mussie turns his privatePart, pointing away from mecca

similarly he changes the position of his butts pointing not to, at Mecca -
he turns again to realign his penis pointing towards not medina - it goes on

all these relocation n realignment, mussie to achieve - in squatting position

the dogs have scrupulously copied this islamic peeing technique from mohmad.
no wonder mohmd’d wanted the obliteration of entire genre of dogs in de world

while mecca awaits patiently for pointed butts and blunt penis of believers
the mussie pees..in total belief in the name of allah - the ultimate deceiver

islamic peeing technique continuing..!
iago

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allah had enrolled needled!ck mohmd’s wives - who’d belonged to high literate
class of alley-cat ass_merchants - classical churn outs of arabian anarchy

allah used these brain dead domesticated animals..
to teach rundown mussies, essentials of islamic right-hand pooping procedure

the literate Hafsa, the wife of the most illiterate prophet of absurdity
with her natural literary flair, states without batting an eyelid:

mohmad uses his right hand for eating, drinking and for getting dressed
and mohmad uses - only his left hand for the other things..(??)

and mohmad further corroborate this intellectual eye-opener by stating:
: when any of you wipes himself, he should not use his own right hand:

until then people were using their right hand..for not so right purpose.!
iago

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until mohmad had stated this starling truth..

the right handed people were using their left hand for eating and drinking
the right minded people were using their right hand only for masturbating..!

allha mohmd’s order made de lefthanded humanity to do a 180 degree right turn
preserving islamic reason by reserving their hands for, deserving chores like

righthand for serving the public and lefthand for the service of privateparts

Thus the..

contribution of mohmad to the private parts of muslims could never be diluted
nor the aid made by mohmad’s amply literate wives, could ever be overlooked!

illiteracy is the father of islam...and idiocies the mothers of islam..!
and polygamous islam -like the cactus - survives flourishes in the desert..
niew aliii

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Sep 26, 2012
 
Hardhead wrote:
Still in this topic,christians stubbornly continue to insult Islam and its prophet Muhammad(saw).
see below,
and MOOH's one
&
only prophetic private part
was an ?
Uncircumcised di<K? with the wh*t* stuff
building around its Towelhead? hahahahah!
poor moooonies! u Sak er $#!T!
but you do enjoy it reading, don't you?
Hardhead

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#23
Sep 26, 2012
 
No,I'm just exposing him for those who is against abusing the freedom of speech by insulting our beloved Prophet,by crossing his limits to the other's freedom.
niew aliii wrote:
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but you do enjoy it reading, don't you?
MOH d Original Terorist

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Sep 26, 2012
 
Hardhead wrote:
No,I'm just exposing him for those who is against abusing the freedom of speech by insulting our beloved Prophet,by crossing his limits to the other's freedom.
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Really? Looolll Hey DEMONhead pagan MOOOnie HH?
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remember that UR beloved fake wannabe aprofitphet Sex maniac MOO
is NOOTTTtt in line with the TRUE Seal of the Prophet UNLESS he came from Isaac & Jacob !
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Freedom of Speech
is a true Speech with No Taqiyah in it
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Insult speech are satanic taqiyah inventions! no proof at all
Hardhead

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#25
Sep 26, 2012
 
He is still crossing all limits to insult our beloved prophet and what he represent.
However;
No,I'm just exposing him for those who is against abusing the freedom of speech by insulting our beloved Prophet,by crossing his limits to the other's freedom.
niew aliii

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Sep 27, 2012
 
Hardhead wrote:
No,I'm just exposing him for those who is against abusing the freedom of speech by insulting our beloved Prophet,by crossing his limits to the other's freedom.
<quoted text>
We anaa bu'min be-mamlakt il-janna
We anaa bu'min be-mamlakt il-Hob
Hardhead

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#27
Sep 27, 2012
 
aliiii,
you can believe in any creation,rats,monkeys,cows, Devils,demons,Iblees, and Satans!

You now believe in Idols worship,so what's the difference!

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