Jokes about Greeks
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blackadder

UK

#1 Jun 8, 2012
I am going to change tack - more humour from now on.....
blackadder

UK

#2 Jun 8, 2012
The first one...
A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who picks up the bill?
A German.

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blackadder

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#3 Jun 8, 2012
Why did Greece fail to get the latest installment of EU/IMF aid?

Because no one in Greece works long enough to complete the application form.
blackadder

UK

#4 Jun 8, 2012
What’s the capital of Greece?

About €3.
blackadder

UK

#5 Jun 8, 2012
Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.
The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard replied:‘You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.’

The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek mayor's house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous.

When he asked how he’d raised the money to build this incredible house, the Greek mayor said:‘You see that bridge over there?’

The Spaniard replied:‘No.’

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blackadder

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#6 Jun 8, 2012
A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italian
blackadder

UK

#7 Jun 8, 2012
A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.
blackadder

UK

#8 Jun 8, 2012
There's a joke doing the rounds in Bratislava -'For €400 you can adopt a Greek.

He'll stay at your place, sleep late, drink coffee, have lunch and then take a nap, so you can go to work.
London Observer

London, UK

#9 Jun 8, 2012
What I do not understand, is on my last holiday in Greece they didn’t let me flush my toilet paper down the toilet? Surely its okay as they have spent the last few years flushing the Euro notes down the pan!
London Observer

London, UK

#10 Jun 8, 2012
What's the biggest voluntary organisation in EU? Greece
MKZ6

North Babylon, NY

#11 Jun 11, 2012
blackadder wrote:
A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italian
the Italian said yes you did .but we invented with a woman/ last line
Dervis Eroglu

Edmonton, UK

#12 Jun 12, 2012
How does a Greek man find a sheep in tall grass?

Very satisfying.
Dervis Eroglu

Edmonton, UK

#13 Jun 12, 2012
Why doesn't Greek Cypriots have a competitive Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in UK, USA, Australia.
Turkish

Sofia, Bulgaria

#14 Jun 12, 2012
How does a Greek remove a condom?
He farts!
Turkish

Sofia, Bulgaria

#15 Jun 12, 2012
What do you call 50 women and 50 Greek soldiers in one room?
100 people that don't do f*ck!
Turkish

Sofia, Bulgaria

#16 Jun 12, 2012
What does a Greek man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Turkish

Sofia, Bulgaria

#17 Jun 12, 2012
why' did the little Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way he was being reared
why'did he come back? couldn't leave his little brothers behind
MKZ6

North Babylon, NY

#18 Jun 12, 2012
not nice ,my good people .i have plenty Greek ,polish ,jokes but no turkish to get you back ,dervis i will try to find some jokes .I do like the jokes ,only the 50year old women is not complete truth ,some are hotter than the 20 year old.I like old ladies they dont play games .
MKZ6

North Babylon, NY

#19 Jun 12, 2012
I got a jewish joke .they ask an Italian priest how you pay god ,with the money you collect ? he said ,I draw a circle ,and I toss the money on the air ,everthing goes in the circle i give to god .The greek priest said i draw a circle i toss the money on the air and evething fall out of the circle i give to god .and last the Rabbi said ,"i toss the money on the air god takes what he needs and everthing falls to the ground are mine.
Observer

Limassol, Cyprus

#20 Jun 12, 2012
"London Observer" What I do not understand, is on my last holiday in Greece they didn’t let me flush my toilet paper down the toilet? Surely its okay as they have spent the last few years flushing the Euro notes down the pan.

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I thought that Moslems are not allowed to use toilet paper. They use their hands instead.
Anyone for a handshake?

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