Recipe to Create a Serb

Recipe to Create a Serb

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Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#1 Aug 15, 2012
Here's one for all you budding master chefs!!!!!
Today's dish - we are going to create a serb!!!!!

Please note, this interesting dish is only to be served to the following audiences:
1. Greeks looking for manly love with their orthodox brothers
2. Russians looking for something to exploit for their political end means

Getting any other party to digest this dish may induce projectile vomiting.

Ingredients for this dish are as follows:
1. Get a romanian gypsy to menstruat'e into a bowl.
2. Get a kosovo albanian to u'rinate into the same bowl
3. Get a bulgarian to s''hit into the same bowl
4. Get three turks to vigorouly m''asturbate over the bowl and leave their deposits in there
5. For good measure and abit of spice, get an unemployed person from a homeless shelter (from anywhere in the world) to s'pit in the bowl

Add required ingredients in the bowl, put in the oven for 45 minutes and your dish is complete

Bon apetite!!
hahaha

New York, NY

#2 Aug 15, 2012
Getting too excited?!
NoZ Zica Srebrenica

Slovenia

#3 Aug 15, 2012
Ivan the Bosanac wrote:
Here's one for all you budding master chefs!!!!!
Today's dish - we are going to create a serb!!!!!
Please note, this interesting dish is only to be served to the following audiences:
1. Greeks looking for manly love with their orthodox brothers
2. Russians looking for something to exploit for their political end means
Getting any other party to digest this dish may induce projectile vomiting.
Ingredients for this dish are as follows:
1. Get a romanian gypsy to menstruat'e into a bowl.
2. Get a kosovo albanian to u'rinate into the same bowl
3. Get a bulgarian to s''hit into the same bowl
4. Get three turks to vigorouly m''asturbate over the bowl and leave their deposits in there
5. For good measure and abit of spice, get an unemployed person from a homeless shelter (from anywhere in the world) to s'pit in the bowl
Add required ingredients in the bowl, put in the oven for 45 minutes and your dish is complete
Bon apetite!!
&fe ature=related
Kurvatica

Brunswick West, Australia

#4 Aug 16, 2012
Easy , unconvert a croatian or a bosnian and you get a serb. And for dalmatino inbred he actualy sat there thinking about this thread and wasted time writing the 1st post...youre a freak, lame [email protected]
Ante

Toronto, Canada

#5 Aug 17, 2012
Kurvatica wrote:
Easy , unconvert a croatian or a bosnian and you get a serb. And for dalmatino inbred he actualy sat there thinking about this thread and wasted time writing the 1st post...youre a freak, lame [email protected]
...an ustasha is a catholic and/or a muslim serb!
grude

Canada

#6 Aug 18, 2012
NoZ Zica Srebrenica wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =39-GQJbYMp8XX&feature=rel ated
serbs are two parts shit and two parts cigan
Simo Dubajic

Slovenia

#7 Aug 18, 2012
what are croats
grude wrote:
<quoted text>croats are two parts shit and two parts cigan
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#8 Aug 20, 2012
NoZ Zica Srebrenica wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =39-GQJbYMp8XX&feature=rel ated
Your response justifies the ingredients in my recipe to create a serb. Any person who would take pleasure in seeing shells fall on civilian targets contains all ingredients as noted in the recipe.
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#9 Aug 20, 2012
Kurvatica wrote:
Easy , unconvert a croatian or a bosnian and you get a serb. And for dalmatino inbred he actualy sat there thinking about this thread and wasted time writing the 1st post...youre a freak, lame [email protected]
I'd like to add one more ingredient in my recipe

...... Throw a few cardboard trips in the bowl. Make sure that the LSD is really hardcore.

This additional ingredient will bring out the true delusional nature of serbs.

You ask, how are serbs delusional? They believe that the following people are serbs. Some they attempt to murder, some they attempt to subjegate.
1. Croats = pokatoliceni srbi
2. Bosnians= poturceni srbi
3. Montenegrins= lazy primorski srbi
4. Macedonians= bugarski srbi

Must really hate yourselves. How many mirrors have you smashed when you see yourself in the morning?
Kurvatica

Perth, Australia

#10 Aug 20, 2012
Poor effort , lame
Kurvatica

Perth, Australia

#11 Aug 20, 2012
IIIINBRED
bleiburg

Slovenia

#12 Aug 20, 2012
Ivan the Bosanac wrote:
<quoted text>
Your response justifies the ingredients in my recipe to create a serb. Any person who would take pleasure in seeing shells fall on civilian targets contains all ingredients as noted in the recipe.
how to create croat/bosniak

5kg of pig legs
3kg of cow meat
10kg of prsut
10 kg of sunka

= croat/bosniak meal

dish known as croat/bosniak are njaaaaamiiiiiii

i love eat croat aka kurbatian sunka prsut and so on

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Prosciutto-...

best food are croat legs from vukovar slavonija
best bosniak legs are from srebrenica , sarajevo and lasva.maybe from mostar too.
Kurvatica

Australia

#13 Aug 21, 2012
Your dad and your aunty did a poor job in creating a dalmatian.
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#14 Aug 22, 2012
bleiburg wrote:
<quoted text>
how to create croat/bosniak
5kg of pig legs
3kg of cow meat
10kg of prsut
10 kg of sunka
= croat/bosniak meal
dish known as croat/bosniak are njaaaaamiiiiiii
i love eat croat aka kurbatian sunka prsut and so on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Prosciutto-...
best food are croat legs from vukovar slavonija
best bosniak legs are from srebrenica , sarajevo and lasva.maybe from mostar too.
This is pathe'tic. 5kg of pig legs! 10kg of prsut. Do you realise that both ingredients are the same thing? Have you ever eaten prsut (smoked ham) in your life? Not only will you never become a masterchef, you are also incapable of plagarising the theme from my original post and putting something together that is even slightly funny.
Word of advice, hook up with Kurvatica, the other serb brainiac responding to my posts and go make some dum'b chetnik kids. The world needs more menial labourers and toilet cleaners.
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#15 Aug 22, 2012
Kurvatica wrote:
Your dad and your aunty did a poor job in creating a dalmatian.
Kurvatica, you serbian brainiac, question for you?

How does your sister know that her mother is men'struating?
Answer: she tastes the men'strual juices on your brothers c'ock
Kurvatica

Australia

#16 Aug 22, 2012
Lame, you're braindead, lay off the alcohol
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#17 Aug 22, 2012
Kurvatica wrote:
Lame, you're braindead, lay off the alcohol
If you don't have a comeback you're better off not responding. Your p'athetic comebacks only serve to highlight your inability to think creatively.
.....lay off the alcohol, you can do better than that, can't you?
Kurvatica

Australia

#18 Aug 22, 2012
A comeback for what, childish downsyndrome nonsence, good one, keep it up, you flooding it like email spam its funny to see you all desperate and confused, changing names , pretending, all frustrated like a pedophile at a birthday party.
Ivan the Bosanac

Australia

#19 Aug 22, 2012
Kurvatica wrote:
A comeback for what, childish downsyndrome nonsence, good one, keep it up, you flooding it like email spam its funny to see you all desperate and confused, changing names , pretending, all frustrated like a pedophile at a birthday party.
Learn how to spell and punctuate you delusional transe'xual, and have some respect for people who are unfortunate enough to have been born handicapped. No need to insult them in your p'athetic responses. They were born handicapped, you on the other hand, no need for me to elaborate.....
bleiburg

Slovenia

#20 Aug 22, 2012
Ivan the Bosanac wrote:
<quoted text>
This is pathe'tic. 5kg of pig legs! 10kg of prsut. Do you realise that both ingredients are the same thing? Have you ever eaten prsut (smoked ham) in your life? Not only will you never become a masterchef, you are also incapable of plagarising the theme from my original post and putting something together that is even slightly funny.
Word of advice, hook up with Kurvatica, the other serb brainiac responding to my posts and go make some dum'b chetnik kids. The world needs more menial labourers and toilet cleaners.
prsut and sunka are from pig legs.But not all pig legs products are prsut and sunka

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