Kim Jong Un is CHINA'S NEW SEX SYMBOL

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CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#1 Nov 27, 2012
Now THIS is FUNNY, and it clearly reveals just HOW STUPID the Chinese Communist Party "technocrats" REALLY ARE!

ENJOY!

China's top paper goes to town with "sexy" North Korea's Kim


BEIJING | Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:18pm EST

BEIJING (Reuters)- China's top newspaper went to town on Tuesday with a 55-page online picture spread of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un being named The Onion's "Sexiest Man Alive for 2012", appearing to fall for a spoof by the U.S. satirical website.

Seemingly clueless as to the real nature of The Onion's tongue-in-cheek award for Kim, the People's Daily splashed full-page photographs of the portly young leader riding horses, clapping his hands, waving and clasping children's cheeks on his tours around North Korea.

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CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#2 Nov 27, 2012
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"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true," the English online edition of the People's Daily quoted The Onion as saying. here

"Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile."

The People's Daily is the mouthpiece of China's ruling Communist Party and because it is widely believed to broadly reflect thinking within the Chinese government, it is among the better regarded newspapers in the country.

"He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time," the People's Daily quoted Marissa Blake-Zweiber, an Onion editor, as saying.

A time stamp on the Onion website suggests it had published its satire piece on Kim earlier this month.

The Onion said previous winners of its "Sexiest Man Alive" award include Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who is fighting an uprising against his rule, and financial swindler Bernie Madoff, who is serving a 150-year prison sentence.

China is Pyongyang's only major ally, with Beijing concerned a political or economic collapse in North Korea could send a wave of refugees to its poor northeast.

(Reporting by Koh Gui Qing; editing by Jason Webb)
CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#3 Nov 27, 2012
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Isn't the STUPIDITY and SHALLOWNESS of the Chinese Communist Party propagandists HILARIOUS?

CCP are STUPID CLOWNS!

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CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#4 Nov 27, 2012
"The People's Daily is the mouthpiece of China's ruling Communist Party and because it is widely believed to broadly reflect thinking within the Chinese government, it is among the better regarded newspapers in the country."

It is also, apparently, DUMB AS SHIHT!!!

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CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#5 Nov 27, 2012
Only the Chinese Communist Party would be stupid enough to think Kim is a sex symbol!

Now we know what is at the HEART of the Chinese Communist Party dictatorship!

INCREDIBLE STUPIDITY!

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CCP are incredibly dumb

Surrey, Canada

#6 Nov 27, 2012
UNBELIEVABLE, huh?

Only the "technocrats" of the Chinese Communist Party are STUPID ENOUGH to think SATIRE is NEWS!

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World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#8 Nov 27, 2012
November 27, 2012, 10:36 PM HKT.People’s Daily Quotes the Onion: Kim Jong Eun ‘Sexiest Man Alive’.

The official voice of the Chinese Communist Party appears to have been had.

The People’s Daily newspaper, which for more than six decades has sternly spouted the party line, on Tuesday posted on its website a 55-photo slideshow dedicated to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Eun. The occasion: The satirical newspaper the Onion earlier this month declared the double-chinned Mr. Kim the “sexiest man alive for 2012.”

The slideshow – which begins with a photo of Mr. Kim astride a dappled gray, looking stoically into the distance – quotes liberally from the Onion and offers no evidence that a tongue is anywhere in the vicinity of a cheek.“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true,” the text below the slideshow says, citing the Onion.

“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” it quotes Onion Style and Entertainment Editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel as saying. Longtime readers of the Onion will note she shares a name with the fictitious T. Herman Zweibel, who the Onion claims served in a number of editorial positions at the paper for more than a century until 2001, when he was launched into space.(Mr. Zweibel’s once-weekly column has appeared only sporadically since then.)

The text of the slideshow stopped there, omitting past winners of the Onion’s sexiest man alive award, which include Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, convicted investor Bernard Madoff, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski and Mr. Zweibel himself.

The People’s Daily posted the slideshow in both English and Chinese. The Onion’s role as a humor newspaper is widely known in the English-speaking world but is little-known in China, and the Chinese version doesn’t offer a clue to readers that what they’re reading is satire.

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World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#9 Nov 27, 2012
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It isn’t clear what the People’s Daily editors were thinking. They couldn’t be reached for comment late Tuesday.

To be fair, the People’s Daily website can be a saucier read than its staid print version.(Sample headline from Tuesday’s overseas print edition:“India Should Resist the Impulse to Engage in Trade Protectionism.”) It is operated by People.cn Co., a publicly listed company that is controlled by the People’s Daily but has its own profit and audience targets and competes with a number of digital platforms that have popped up in China in recent years. Recent audience-grabbing features on the website and in other People’s Daily-associated sites include photo slideshows of attractive women at this month’s Communist Party Congress, China’s top 10 nude models and a group that claims to be China’s national pole-dancing team.

This also isn’t the first time a Chinese newspaper has mistaken the Onion for a legitimate news source. In 2002, the Beijing Evening News caused English-speaking expats around the country to slap their foreheads in disbelief after it plagiarized an Onion story that said U.S. Congress had threatened to relocate to Memphis or Charlotte unless Washington D.C. built a new Capitol building with better parking and more concession stands. According to the Associated Press, the newspaper’s international news editor at the time bristled at the suggestion he should run a correction.“How can you prove it’s not correct?” he said, according to the AP.

Nor are Chinese newspapers the only organizations to be fooled by the Onion’s brand of satire. In 2009, for example, two Bangladeshi newspapers were forced to apologize after running a story, based on a piece in the Onion, that cited Neil Armstrong as saying the U.S. moon landings were a hoax.

And in 2011, according to the New York Times, the U.S. Capitol Police launched an investigation into the Onion after the fake newspaper posted messages to its Twitter feed saying U.S. congressmen where holding 12 children hostage inside the Capitol building.

Multiple calls to the People’s Daily website rang unanswered Tuesday night. It isn’t clear how Pyongyang will react to the slideshow. China is North Korea’s chief economic benefactor and a staunch ally amid international pressure for Pyongyang to curb its nuclear weapons ambitions.

[UPDATE: The Onion has included a note at the end of its story on Mr. Kim directing readers to the People's Daily for additional coverage. "Exemplary reportage, comrades," the note reads.]
World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#10 Nov 27, 2012
November 27, 2012, 10:36 PM HKT.People’s Daily Quotes the Onion: Kim Jong Eun ‘Sexiest Man Alive’.

People’s Daily
The official voice of the Chinese Communist Party appears to have been had.

The People’s Daily newspaper, which for more than six decades has sternly spouted the party line, on Tuesday posted on its website a 55-photo slideshow dedicated to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Eun. The occasion: The satirical newspaper the Onion earlier this month declared the double-chinned Mr. Kim the “sexiest man alive for 2012.”

The slideshow – which begins with a photo of Mr. Kim astride a dappled gray, looking stoically into the distance – quotes liberally from the Onion and offers no evidence that a tongue is anywhere in the vicinity of a cheek.“With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true,” the text below the slideshow says, citing the Onion.

“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” it quotes Onion Style and Entertainment Editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel as saying. Longtime readers of the Onion will note she shares a name with the fictitious T. Herman Zweibel, who the Onion claims served in a number of editorial positions at the paper for more than a century until 2001, when he was launched into space.(Mr. Zweibel’s once-weekly column has appeared only sporadically since then.)

The text of the slideshow stopped there, omitting past winners of the Onion’s sexiest man alive award, which include Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, convicted investor Bernard Madoff, Unabomber Ted Kaczynski and Mr. Zweibel himself.

The People’s Daily posted the slideshow in both English and Chinese. The Onion’s role as a humor newspaper is widely known in the English-speaking world but is little-known in China, and the Chinese version doesn’t offer a clue to readers that what they’re reading is satire.

It isn’t clear what the People’s Daily editors were thinking. They couldn’t be reached for comment late Tuesday.

To be fair, the People’s Daily website can be a saucier read than its staid print version.(Sample headline from Tuesday’s overseas print edition:“India Should Resist the Impulse to Engage in Trade Protectionism.”) It is operated by People.cn Co., a publicly listed company that is controlled by the People’s Daily but has its own profit and audience targets and competes with a number of digital platforms that have popped up in China in recent years. Recent audience-grabbing features on the website and in other People’s Daily-associated sites include photo slideshows of attractive women at this month’s Communist Party Congress, China’s top 10 nude models and a group that claims to be China’s national pole-dancing team.

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World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#11 Nov 27, 2012
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This also isn’t the first time a Chinese newspaper has mistaken the Onion for a legitimate news source. In 2002, the Beijing Evening News caused English-speaking expats around the country to slap their foreheads in disbelief after it plagiarized an Onion story that said U.S. Congress had threatened to relocate to Memphis or Charlotte unless Washington D.C. built a new Capitol building with better parking and more concession stands. According to the Associated Press, the newspaper’s international news editor at the time bristled at the suggestion he should run a correction.“How can you prove it’s not correct?” he said, according to the AP.

Nor are Chinese newspapers the only organizations to be fooled by the Onion’s brand of satire. In 2009, for example, two Bangladeshi newspapers were forced to apologize after running a story, based on a piece in the Onion, that cited Neil Armstrong as saying the U.S. moon landings were a hoax.

And in 2011, according to the New York Times, the U.S. Capitol Police launched an investigation into the Onion after the fake newspaper posted messages to its Twitter feed saying U.S. congressmen where holding 12 children hostage inside the Capitol building.

Multiple calls to the People’s Daily website rang unanswered Tuesday night. It isn’t clear how Pyongyang will react to the slideshow. China is North Korea’s chief economic benefactor and a staunch ally amid international pressure for Pyongyang to curb its nuclear weapons ambitions.

[UPDATE: The Onion has included a note at the end of its story on Mr. Kim directing readers to the People's Daily for additional coverage. "Exemplary reportage, comrades," the note reads.]
World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#12 Nov 27, 2012
This is ABSOLUTELY TRUE!

Check out the Peoples Daily Swindle website!

North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012
(People's Daily Online) 09:25, November 27, 2012
DPRK's top leader Kim Jong Un inspects the training ground of horse riding company of KPA on Nov. 19, 2012.(Photo/ People’s Daily Online)
中文&# 65306;金正 恩被&# 32654;网站 评为&# 26368;性感 男人 集可&# 29233;霸气 于一&# 36523;

Edited and translated by Zhang Qian, People's Daily Online

U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012".

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," it said.

"He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time," said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of The Onion Style and Entertainment.

Complete with Stalinist cult-of-personality cheesecake shots!

So FUNNY!
World LAUGHS at CCP fools

Surrey, Canada

#13 Nov 27, 2012
HILARIOUS!

IDIOTS too dumb to tell satire from fact ARE IN CHARGE IN BEIJING!

(for now)

HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#14 Nov 27, 2012
So FUNNY!
Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#15 Nov 27, 2012
Apparently, CCP "journalists" are VERY, VERY STUPID!

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Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#16 Nov 27, 2012
http://english.people.com.cn/90777/8035568.ht...

Click on the link to see a totally straight-faced and laughably serious article and photo spread on "The World's Sexiest Man"!

China is ABUZZ with EXCITEMENT over the seething sensuality of this four and a half foot tall, overweight criminal!

Stalinist personality cult is ALL THE RAGE in CCP China!

"Praise the Dear Sex Symbol! Kim is beautiful and so great he shihts ice cream! He is the great shining light that replaces accountable legitimate government and prosperity! The people will happily starve due to his incompetence if they can only gaze upon Comrade Stalin's......, I mean Comrade Kim's oh-so-sexy face!"

Biggest joke on the planet, and it passes for "news" in CCP China!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I can read

Edinburgh, UK

#17 Nov 27, 2012
This could have been a good thread if it wasn't spoiled by the innane and boring rants of an asshat.
Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#18 Nov 27, 2012
Sorry, "I'm too lazy to read".

I didn't know you were so fond of Kim!
lct

Beijing, China

#19 Nov 27, 2012
don't get so high like a sextually malfunctioned person.:)

which means US selled off it assets of S. Korea to China.

nothing more, and nothing less.:)
Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#20 Nov 27, 2012
lct wrote:
don't get so high like a sextually malfunctioned person.:)
which means US selled off it assets of S. Korea to China.
nothing more, and nothing less.:)
That is utterly confused gibberish that makes no sense whatsoever.

Do you work for "Peoples Daily Swindle" in Beijing?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!
lct

Beijing, China

#21 Nov 27, 2012
Mirolyuba wrote:
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That is utterly confused gibberish that makes no sense whatsoever.
Do you work for "Peoples Daily Swindle" in Beijing?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
no, i don't. but i can read.

hahaha..........

the next will be BANKRUPTED Japan.

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