Explaining Marxism to Animals in China

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Surrey, Canada

#1 Feb 20, 2013
Faine GreenwoodFebruary 20, 2013 11:50

Marxist zookeepers wanted in China

Guangzhou Zoo entrance exam evaluates potential zookeepers on their grasp of Marxist thought, as well as more menial animal care chores.

Want to become a zookeeper in China? Better brush up on your grasp of Marxist thought — at least if you're looking to get your foot in the door at the Guangzhou Zoo.

Aspirant zookeepers there have to submit to an interview, as well as a written exam that tests their “cultural and historical knowledge, parks and zoo-related knowledge and the philosophy and principles of Marxism," wrote the South China Morning Post.

Zookeepers also must have a college degree to be considered, the Nanfang Insider added. Male candidates must be under the age of 35, and females under the age of 30. Tiger maintenance and the proper feeding of crocodiles are not the only skills needed when it comes to Chinese-style animal husbandry, then.

The Yangcheng Evening News first broke the story about the curious zookeeper job requirements, and the application swiftly became a running joke on the internet.

Officials at the Guangzhou Forestry Department, which oversees the zoo, maintained that it wasn't their decision to include Marxist thought as a prerequisite for the job.

Insert your own Orwell-inspired "Animal Farm" joke here. Or you could just watch this:


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LOVE CHINA DESTROY CCP

Surrey, Canada

#2 Feb 20, 2013
I guess because all humans know that Marxism is failed junk theory, the Chinese Communist Party is now trying to propagandize animals because they don't talk back, or talk at all, but can understand simple yelled commands.

PERFECT subjects for Chinese Communist Party rule!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LOVE CHINA DESTROY CCP

Surrey, Canada

#3 Feb 20, 2013
I suggest that all the Cadres of the Chinese Communist Party be given work as pig farmers after their shabby dictatorship collapses!

They could spew Marxist junk theory all day long, and the incessant noise would amuse the pigs!

FINALLY, these lazy CCP parasites would be doing some useful work!

I can just see Jiang Zhemin tottering down the empty highways he built, on a bicycle in the gutter, weighted down by two huge plastic barrels of food waste!

Then, POLITICAL STUDY LECTURE TIME down on the farm!

PERFECT!

His "Theory of the Three Stupidities"" is unintelligible gibberish, but the pigs won't criticize!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CCP are IDIOTS

Surrey, Canada

#4 Feb 20, 2013
I can see Wen Jia Bao running behind the bike with a shovel! Don't want to miss out on any possible road-kill, "Comrade"!
CHINA infested by CCP

Surrey, Canada

#5 Feb 21, 2013
Where's "RayHole" to tell us how "China is not Communist"?

Is he busy marching up and down the square and chanting Mao slogans from his "little red book"?

Or hiding from the facts again?

Even ZOOKEEPERS in China must pretend to teach Marx to animals?

Weird!
LOVE CHINA DESTROY CCP

Surrey, Canada

#6 Feb 25, 2013
I wonder which zoo animal is most adept at studying Marxism?
CHINA HUMILIATED by CCP

Port Moody, Canada

#7 Feb 28, 2013
Wild animals are used to freedom, and so are not good material for the CCP.

It must be the pig, as he is used to being owned and slaughtered, and has so much in common with the CCP Cadres.
CHINA does not need CCP

Surrey, Canada

#8 Mar 2, 2013
Maybe the zookeeper has to give lessons in Marxist theory to the criminal pigs of the Public Security Bureau office across the street from the zoo in Guangzhou?

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