China Announces NEW SPACE PRISON!

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OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#1 Apr 9, 2013
China Announces Plans To Build International Space Prison
News • Foreign Policy • News • ISSUE 49•15 • Apr 9, 2013

Chinese officials say the proposed international space prison will represent a dramatic leap forward in human rights abuses.

BEIJING—In a highly anticipated announcement that is being met with widespread enthusiasm by Chinese Communist Party officials across the country, the People’s Republic of China unveiled plans Monday to build and operate a new state-of-the-art international space prison by the year 2018.

The detainment complex, expected to orbit approximately 200 miles above the Earth, will reportedly be the most technologically advanced of its kind ever built, and officials from the China National Space Administration claim it will propel the exploration of criminal punishment forward in ways never before thought possible.

“Today marks the beginning of a bold new era in maximum security imprisonment,” Chinese president Xi Jinping said during a nationally televised address announcing the ambitious “ISP Program.”“Utilizing our nation’s great pioneering spirit, we will have a fully operational prison base in space before the end of the decade. This will move China to the forefront of human persecution and enable us to make historic leaps and bounds in the confinement of those who subvert the Republic.”

“Ultimately, though, we hope the ISP will serve as a vessel for international cooperation,” Jinping continued.“The governments of North Korea, Iran, Cuba, and Russia have already pledged financial support and their own convicts to the project. One day, this glorious facility will be filled with inmates representing countries from every corner of the world.”

According to officials, the sprawling 60,000-square-foot facility will be the largest man-made satellite in history, containing over 3,000 prison cells, 500 solitary confinement pods, and as many as 10 cutting-edge torture labs.

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OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#2 Apr 9, 2013
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Construction of the base’s highly advanced components will reportedly cost over $130 billion and will require roughly 10,000 man-hours from peasants toiling in forced labor camps.

“The orbital prison will be completely self-sustaining,” said ISP lead engineer Li Xuanzhi, explaining that refuse, waste, and 100 randomly selected prisoners will be jettisoned into space twice each week.“The station will be equipped with thousands of custom-built solar panels for converting sunlight to electricity, which will then be used to simultaneously power the entire facility and put detainees through electroshock torture. Moreover, a progressive new electrical grid will enable guards to adjust the temperature in individual cells to either negative 15 degrees or 110 degrees Fahrenheit.”

According to sources, a select group of 15 Chinese men and women caught criticizing the deteriorating standard of living in rural Lanzhou have already been chosen as the first to be confined in the historic ISP station.

The captives will reportedly undergo a battery of tests and intense training in preparation for the conditions awaiting them in space, including being submerged underwater for minutes at a time, being spun in a human centrifuge at high g-forces until they lose consciousness, undergoing days of sleep deprivation, and having teeth slowly pulled from their mouths with pliers. Sources also confirmed that CNSA engineers have designed a zero-gravity simulator in order to acclimate the inmates to the daily 20-hour shifts of hard labor in the prison’s revolutionary Re-education Module.

“The human body functions very differently without the effects of gravitational pull, so the ISP will allow us to examine how prisoners react to starvation, beatings, isolation, and psychological torture in the weightless environment of space,” said Xuanzhi.“One of the first experiments we look to carry out will determine whether a human rights activist can simply survive for two weeks in space without any food or water. From there, we can chain them to the outside of the spacecraft and monitor their vital signs as they are subjected to incredibly high doses of radiation from the sun.”

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OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#3 Apr 9, 2013
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“These types of trials will allow for groundbreaking advancements in human confinement and subjugation,” Xuanzhi added.“The ISP can open new doors to faster and more effective methods of sentencing without judicial process, and in the end we hope to push the boundaries of aeronautical technology and incarceration in order to make life far worse for prisoners here on earth.”

Experts say China has been keen to launch an international space prison ever since the Soviet Union successfully sent the world’s first modular space gulag, the Vinovnyy, into low orbit in 1989.

With Vinovnyy no longer in commission as of 1996, China is reportedly aiming to use its international space prison to not only break new ground in convict discipline but also inspire a whole new generation of children to be obedient, loyal, and patriotic.

“Our hope is that this site will also one day serve as a hub for the transportation of space-bound prisoners from every nation,” said CSNA senior director Zhenwei Han.“It can allow, for instance, a ship containing hundreds of stripped, gagged journalists to dock and refuel before continuing on a journey to Mars. This opens a new frontier for sending political dissidents to the far reaches of the solar system, and perhaps someday even farther across the galaxy.”

“Who knows, it could even pave the way for creating an entire colony of Tibetan nationalists on the moon,” added Han, proudly smiling.“The possibilities are truly limitless.”
OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#4 Apr 9, 2013
WOW!

Cutting edge high-tech, Chinese Communist Party style!
OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#5 Apr 9, 2013
Oh! The article can be found at:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/china-announ...

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OVERTHROW the CCP PIGS

Port Moody, Canada

#6 Apr 9, 2013
“Today marks the beginning of a bold new era in maximum security imprisonment,” Chinese president Xi Jinping said during a nationally televised address announcing the ambitious “ISP Program.”“Utilizing our nation’s great pioneering spirit, we will have a fully operational prison base in space before the end of the decade. This will move China to the forefront of human persecution and enable us to make historic leaps and bounds in the confinement of those who subvert the Republic.”

“Ultimately, though, we hope the ISP will serve as a vessel for international cooperation,” Jinping continued.“The governments of North Korea, Iran, Cuba, and Russia have already pledged financial support and their own convicts to the project. One day, this glorious facility will be filled with inmates representing countries from every corner of the world.”

As they say in China; WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
OCCUPY TIANNANMEN

Surrey, Canada

#7 Apr 9, 2013
"According to sources, a select group of 15 Chinese men and women caught criticizing the deteriorating standard of living in rural Lanzhou have already been chosen as the first to be confined in the historic ISP station."

uhhh, congratulations?
CHINA SPRING

Surrey, Canada

#8 Apr 9, 2013
" This will move China to the forefront of human persecution ...."

heh, heh.

It sounds JUST LIKE Xi, doesn't it?
CHINA SPRING

Port Moody, Canada

#9 Apr 10, 2013
The Chinese Communist Party responded to this story by claiming that it was certainly NOT TRUE because ALL of their "space launches" have been FAKED for PROPAGANDA SWINDLES so far!

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ASIA LATIN AFRO MID EAST

United States

#10 Apr 10, 2013
Let talk about your canadian MARTIAL LAW and jails! HEHEHEHEHEHE HEeeeeeeee! BWEHAHAHAHAH
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CHINA SPRING

Surrey, Canada

#11 Apr 11, 2013
You want to make up stories about how Canada is under "martial law"?

Do you have to do that because the corrupt and dying CCP has HALF OF CHINA UNDER MILITARY OCCUPATION?

So DESPERATE and STUPID!

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ASIA LATIN AFRO MID EAST

United States

#12 Apr 11, 2013
CHINA SPRING wrote:
You want to make up stories about how Canada is under "martial law"?
Do you have to do that because the corrupt and dying CCP has HALF OF CHINA UNDER MILITARY OCCUPATION?
So DESPERATE and STUPID!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LOOK HERE MIROlubeYA.
NoT A COMMIE!

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CCP makes CHINA WEAK

Port Moody, Canada

#13 Apr 12, 2013
You want to make up stories about how Canada is under "martial law"?

Do you have to do that because the corrupt and dying CCP has HALF OF CHINA UNDER MILITARY OCCUPATION?

So DESPERATE and STUPID!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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