Chad USA and Yoda star in the latest version of Brokeback Mountain

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#1 Apr 20, 2013
Its about two gay Nazi white supremacists who have anal sex everyday in the name of Hitler. The movie was filmed in the trailer parks of Bumhump, Alberta. They performed all the hot steamy love scenes and preferred not to use condoms. This critic gives it zero out of five stars and two thumbs down. Chad USA1 and Wizer Yoda are two horrible actors who suffer from white male pattern baldness. I hope they never make another movie again.

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#3 Apr 21, 2013
Someone told me it has gone straight to DVD.

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#4 Apr 21, 2013
Did you hear about the loser named Tinywwod?

It's a story of a brainless twat that keeps calling someone who married a Persian woman a white supremist, then called all Persians "gross and disgusting".

It's a sad story too though. Ranging from his birth in a septic tank, to picking up johns for his mother, to how he earned the name "Mr. Bad Touch" from the kids in his trailer park.

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#6 Apr 21, 2013
It was directed by Alan Smithee.

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#8 Apr 22, 2013
Chad USA got a production credit for his work.

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#9 Apr 23, 2013
Its Tinywood wrote:
Chad USA got a production credit for his work.
Jassbender was given critical acclaim for his rendition of a contemptible little trouser mouse, that Tinywood gave birth to when he 'sharted' his pants during an uncontrollable fit of small dick rage. <-o

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#10 Apr 27, 2013
In this version Chad USA and Yoda are in the outback with a hat full of magical talking Mormon snakes. The snakes tells Chad to hump Yoda then huff his jenkum. Suey! Two thumbs down.

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#11 Apr 27, 2013
Its Hellywood wrote:
In this version Chad USA and Yoda are in the outback with a hat full of magical talking Mormon snakes. The snakes tells Chad to hump Yoda then huff his jenkum. Suey! Two thumbs down.
Seriously dude, you spend WAY too much time fantasizing about men. Either seek professional help or just come out of the closet already.

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