Brazil priest vanishes on balloon flight

A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil.

[Mylar Baggins]

Uhhh, no one was watching him??

[commanderbobnj]

What is with these 'loons' floating up in Bal-loons ?-------20,000 feet--WHAT ?!!----Well, If they don't find him soon, at least the sharks or the whales will have a good dinner !! Stupid man !

[Ragland T Tiger]

Miraculous ascension

[Fecal Buckshot]

Carey Winslowe wrote:

Hey, this guy is (was?) a priest ... you can hardly expect him to have been very bright.

This from a Californian. Brilliant.

[Daniel P from Long Island]

This was a pretty damn stupid stunt.

[liner]

Darwin wins again.

[Easton resident]

Ragland T Tiger wrote:

Miraculous ascension

Yeah, isn't there a verse in Revelations about God taking him home and the skies opening.

As he was kind of being lifted off the ground, did it occur to the good Father to perhaps let go of the balloons?

[Blind lead Blind]

Maybe the air drag caused by the "holy father's" enormous 747 caused the "father's" little baloon to end up in a jungle in Paraguay somewhere!

[Bababooey]

Faddah Ben Fondlin, you will be missed

[Whoops]

Maybe it was "Divine Abduction"

[Fred]

He is probably hanging out in NE Broward with tens of thousands of other Brazilian illegal aliens involved in drugs, scam, porno and other illegal activities that illegal aliens engage in like the Brazilians who burned down the Deerfield apt building making meth.

[Post]

he flew up to visit God for a bit thats all.

[Bababooey]

Last I checked porn isn't illegal unless you are doing kiddie or beastiality.

[Jerry]

what made him and his followers think that there wouldn't be a problem for his return home?
Anything could have happened to him
He would be better in a hot air balloon.

[Think 1st]

He should have used ACME for all his balloon floating needs.

[Think 1st]

Send out the flying nun to track him down.

[Rick]

I hope he is found alive. The man has cajones.

[MSantana]

Fred wrote:

He is probably hanging out in NE Broward with tens of thousands of other Brazilian illegal aliens involved in drugs, scam, porno and other illegal activities that illegal aliens engage in like the Brazilians who burned down the Deerfield apt building making meth.

Are you saying that because a person is here illegally that they're involved in illegal activites?

[ZPG]

Up, up and awaaaayyyyy, in my beautiful, my beautiful ballooooooooon.......

[Think 1st]

1BlackPerson wrote:

Jesus is Black

Uhm... congratulations?

Does he know where the priest is?
And if so ask him to have the priest call, so we can bring in the flying nun from the search. There's a school group at 1 that will be really disappointed otherwise.