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Nov 11, 2009 | Posted by: Stephany McDowell

Putin Masterbates with Nuclear Warheads

Full story: www.austriantimes.at

Liking it up the ass, Prime Ministe Vladmir Putin attempts several trial basis for masterbating Nuclear warheads up his ass. Ahhhhhhhhhh. He mostly says. Then , OHhhhhhhhh more, more ,more. He can not make up his mind. What is better nuclear war heads slowly rammed up his asss or the sub atomic qquasar at a faster speed. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM were his last words. Fuck me harder.

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Pervert International

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Nov 11, 2009
 

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WOW! How exciting!
Foma Yakovlevich

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Nov 11, 2009
 
Stydno!
west italian

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Nov 12, 2009
 
Ahahaha!!!
Wonderful!!
west italian

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Nov 12, 2009
 
Stupid! ahaha
siloviki

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Nov 12, 2009
 
Never heard it about Putin, but it's known fact that the Italian predecessors, the Romans used to engage in anal sex while away on their conquests to "keep up moral"...

Somehow that doesn't seem like a moral lifter to me, but when in Rome as they say.........
American Dood

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Nov 12, 2009
 
Without nukes Russia would just be another kazakstan

“The Incorruptible”

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Nov 12, 2009
 
American Dood wrote:
Without nukes Russia would just be another kazakstan
meaning ?
American Dood

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Nov 12, 2009
 
yea i guess i didn't think that one thru

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Nov 12, 2009
 
American Dood wrote:
yea i guess i didn't think that one thru
I gather that's the story of your life: opening your mouth before engaging your brain first!!
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Nov 12, 2009
 
Robespierre wrote:
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I gather that's the story of your life: opening your mouth before engaging your brain first!!
At least I am not some nut kremlin propaganda agent, you have said some of the most insane things ever(like Russia not being part of the inital attack on the allies b/c it attacked a WHOLE 2 weeks after germany). You consider the whole world minus a couple countries to be Russophobic, maybe just maybe you are wrong the rest of the world is right

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American Dood wrote:
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At least I am not some nut kremlin propaganda agent, you have said some of the most insane things ever(like Russia not being part of the inital attack on the allies b/c it attacked a WHOLE 2 weeks after germany). You consider the whole world minus a couple countries to be Russophobic, maybe just maybe you are wrong the rest of the world is right
No, you are in America, so you think you can say whatever you want without being asked to answer for it. You are not representing the world either, mister!

American society is very self-centred and opiniated: Americans think they know everything and that everybody must believe what they say. Most of the time, they are plain ignorants and just regurgitate slogans they keep repeating among themselves to feel good.

Even non-Americans who move to the US catch that disease. For years, we in Europe have been amased by that phobia about communism as if it was some kind of plague, and Americans were going from country to country, fighting commmies, etc...
Now it's all about Muslims, or Moslems as they call them, Islamists, Jihadists and other names we don't use in Europe.

Russia is another pet-hate of them. It was OK when communism went down and that US companies started to buy the place through Jewish connections in Russia for a song, but when Putin came to power, again they had a 'baddie' to hate and vilify!!

That's what keep America ticking: they need somebody to hate and someone to despise.

I don't say insane things: I said things you don't like. That's different.
The notion that the Soviet Union started WWII only came recently, spread by East Europeans and Americans. No West European textbook that I know of ever wrote such rubbish!! I studied in France, Belgium and Britain, and I never came across such idea!! It's just a deliberate slur against Russia, no less.

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Nov 13, 2009
 
Stephany's gone wild or somebody hacked her account, check her post out
west italian

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Nov 13, 2009
 
I already knew that it was a fool Russian sow!ahaha..
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Nov 14, 2009
 
Maybe Putin can share some of his Lust with Robespierre. They can take turns. Then, he won't have to hang out in Soho pulling his pudding as he strolls around the West end with his boyfriend in tow.
Osama Bin Laden

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Nov 18, 2009
 
I have done similar things with suicide masterbation. I use Titanium Airplanes. I was wondering if you could teach me how to masterbate with Plutonium and Uranium. It would greatly enrich me. Thanks Putin.
Tsar Putin

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Nov 18, 2009
 
Mastubating with plutonium and uraniam is an art form I have perfected. At first, I used journalists and other specimens as test victims.. But, if you do it wrong, it will simply melt your pole and dissolve your counter weights..like it did to Robie!! He never would listen. So, now I treat Robie as my bitch..He enjoys it and so do I..so, it has worked out for the both of us..

I would suggest you tell all of your followers to use my formula before they commit suicide..it will enhance their readiness to be satisfied when they couple with the 72 virgins..

I hope this has helped you out.
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