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Scientist Bob

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Sep 15, 2012
 

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After thorough studies, scientists have concluded that Indians are more closely related to rats than other humans. Therefore it is highly likely that Indians will be reclassified as a species of rat that is native to the Indian subcontinent.

As a result, the official world population has fallen by 1.2 billion and world poverty and illiteracy rates have decreased by 55% and 47% respectively.
Peter

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Sep 15, 2012
 
Haha. Very funny cause it's true.
alfie

Gymea Bay, Australia

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Sep 15, 2012
 
I would have said cockroaches.....
australian donkey

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Sep 15, 2012
 
Scientist Bob wrote:
After thorough studies, scientists have concluded that Indians are more closely related to rats than other humans. Therefore it is highly likely that Indians will be reclassified as a species of rat that is native to the Indian subcontinent.
As a result, the official world population has fallen by 1.2 billion and world poverty and illiteracy rates have decreased by 55% and 47% respectively.
Just dont announce the news in your nasallly retarded, silly squeaky australian accent else they'll laugh at your face
australian donkey

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Sep 15, 2012
 
alfie wrote:
I would have said cockroaches.....
exactly, i thought australians would be more closely related to rats. The silly, squeaky, labotomized australian accent sounds exactly like the noises rats make
Peter

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Sep 15, 2012
 
australian donkey wrote:
<quoted text> Just dont announce the news in your nasallly retarded, silly squeaky australian accent else they'll laugh at your face
You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
Peter

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Sep 15, 2012
 
australian donkey wrote:
<quoted text>exactly, i thought australians would be more closely related to rats. The silly, squeaky, labotomized australian accent sounds exactly like the noises rats make
You just agreed that Indians are related to cockroaches. You really are a dumb race.
Potty

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Sep 15, 2012
 
Australian are inferior variety of english, scottish, welsh and irish criminals, who are fecking their family members for last 200 years, its difficult to find the father of a child in a typical incestous aussie family, sometimes a grandfather is a father of grandaughters as well, even brothers have kids with their sisters, mothers are pregnant with their own sons, sometimes grandaughter is also a grandmother to his own kid!! LOL
funny nasal sounds

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Sep 15, 2012
 
Peter wrote:
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You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
Funny you should say that cause you live on Aboriginal land with a silly nasally retarded squeak ratty australian accent. you incriminating your self.... stop it!
MalbarCACA Ninja Raphael

Glen Iris, Australia

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So true. Look at Master Splinter.. he looks Indian.
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Sep 15, 2012
 
...www.hide-news.org/forum/wor ld/australia/TT8K7LF3C1V2BLM9J
Scientist Bob

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Sep 15, 2012
 
alfie wrote:
I would have said cockroaches.....
There was actual DNA testing. The DNA found in an Indian has a 99.2% match with the DNA of sewer rats.
Scientist Bob

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Sep 15, 2012
 
I will post later when more news comes in.
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Sep 15, 2012
 
Scientist Bob wrote:
<quoted text> There was actual DNA testing. The DNA found in an Indian has a 99.2% match with the DNA of sewer rats.
are you sure it didnt say sewer turds?
Subhumancontinen t

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Sep 16, 2012
 
thanks for confirming!
Indians are Monkeys

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Sep 16, 2012
 
my poo is a turdskinned indian rat
Im an Indian

Perth, Australia

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Sep 16, 2012
 
Why do people pick on poor Indians. It is not my fault I am a money hungry ugly sewer rat with smelly breath and live like a parasite.
I always do runny curry farts and shit my pants while driving my taxi.

Wobble wobble wobble.

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Sep 16, 2012
 
aah you just cant help an arsie lol

Oh well, at least I wont feel bad dating their daughters and taking the best aussie has to offer

aussies are related to pigs.. They look closest to them, even eat the same crap
Subhumancontinen t

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Sep 16, 2012
 
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You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
I'm not laughing at their country. But I am laughing at their filthy race. India would be much better if the British retained control.
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voices of reason wrote:
aah you just cant help an arsie lol
Oh well, at least I wont feel bad dating their daughters and taking the best aussie has to offer
aussies are related to pigs.. They look closest to them, even eat the same crap
Silence Apu. We are talking about YOU not to you.
Now fark off like a good little wobble headed rodent.

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