Scientists reclassify the Indian race

Scientists reclassify the Indian race

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Scientist Bob

Mawson, Australia

#1 Sep 15, 2012
After thorough studies, scientists have concluded that Indians are more closely related to rats than other humans. Therefore it is highly likely that Indians will be reclassified as a species of rat that is native to the Indian subcontinent.

As a result, the official world population has fallen by 1.2 billion and world poverty and illiteracy rates have decreased by 55% and 47% respectively.
Peter

Melbourne, Australia

#2 Sep 15, 2012
Haha. Very funny cause it's true.
alfie

Warrawee, Australia

#3 Sep 15, 2012
I would have said cockroaches.....
australian donkey

Morden, UK

#4 Sep 15, 2012
Scientist Bob wrote:
After thorough studies, scientists have concluded that Indians are more closely related to rats than other humans. Therefore it is highly likely that Indians will be reclassified as a species of rat that is native to the Indian subcontinent.
As a result, the official world population has fallen by 1.2 billion and world poverty and illiteracy rates have decreased by 55% and 47% respectively.
Just dont announce the news in your nasallly retarded, silly squeaky australian accent else they'll laugh at your face
australian donkey

Morden, UK

#5 Sep 15, 2012
alfie wrote:
I would have said cockroaches.....
exactly, i thought australians would be more closely related to rats. The silly, squeaky, labotomized australian accent sounds exactly like the noises rats make
Peter

Melbourne, Australia

#6 Sep 15, 2012
australian donkey wrote:
<quoted text> Just dont announce the news in your nasallly retarded, silly squeaky australian accent else they'll laugh at your face
You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
Peter

Melbourne, Australia

#7 Sep 15, 2012
australian donkey wrote:
<quoted text>exactly, i thought australians would be more closely related to rats. The silly, squeaky, labotomized australian accent sounds exactly like the noises rats make
You just agreed that Indians are related to cockroaches. You really are a dumb race.
Potty

Ascot Vale, Australia

#8 Sep 15, 2012
Australian are inferior variety of english, scottish, welsh and irish criminals, who are fecking their family members for last 200 years, its difficult to find the father of a child in a typical incestous aussie family, sometimes a grandfather is a father of grandaughters as well, even brothers have kids with their sisters, mothers are pregnant with their own sons, sometimes grandaughter is also a grandmother to his own kid!! LOL
funny nasal sounds

Morden, UK

#9 Sep 15, 2012
Peter wrote:
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You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
Funny you should say that cause you live on Aboriginal land with a silly nasally retarded squeak ratty australian accent. you incriminating your self.... stop it!
MalbarCACA Ninja Raphael

Lara, Australia

#11 Sep 15, 2012
So true. Look at Master Splinter.. he looks Indian.
update

Kansas City, MO

#12 Sep 15, 2012
...www.hide-news.org/forum/wor ld/australia/TT8K7LF3C1V2BLM9J
Scientist Bob

Mawson, Australia

#13 Sep 15, 2012
alfie wrote:
I would have said cockroaches.....
There was actual DNA testing. The DNA found in an Indian has a 99.2% match with the DNA of sewer rats.
Scientist Bob

Mawson, Australia

#14 Sep 15, 2012
I will post later when more news comes in.
Mojo

Australia

#15 Sep 15, 2012
Scientist Bob wrote:
<quoted text> There was actual DNA testing. The DNA found in an Indian has a 99.2% match with the DNA of sewer rats.
are you sure it didnt say sewer turds?
Subhumancontinen t

Mawson, Australia

#16 Sep 16, 2012
thanks for confirming!
Indians are Monkeys

Richardson, Australia

#17 Sep 16, 2012
my poo is a turdskinned indian rat
Im an Indian

Palmyra, Australia

#18 Sep 16, 2012
Why do people pick on poor Indians. It is not my fault I am a money hungry ugly sewer rat with smelly breath and live like a parasite.
I always do runny curry farts and shit my pants while driving my taxi.

Wobble wobble wobble.

voices of reason

“Ruler of Topix Australia .. ”

Since: Feb 12

the Holy City

#19 Sep 16, 2012
aah you just cant help an arsie lol

Oh well, at least I wont feel bad dating their daughters and taking the best aussie has to offer

aussies are related to pigs.. They look closest to them, even eat the same crap
Subhumancontinen t

Hinchinbrook, Australia

#20 Sep 16, 2012
Peter wrote:
<quoted text>
You may laugh at our accent, but the world laughs at your country.
I'm not laughing at their country. But I am laughing at their filthy race. India would be much better if the British retained control.
Indian slum dogs

Palmyra, Australia

#21 Sep 16, 2012
voices of reason wrote:
aah you just cant help an arsie lol
Oh well, at least I wont feel bad dating their daughters and taking the best aussie has to offer
aussies are related to pigs.. They look closest to them, even eat the same crap
Silence Apu. We are talking about YOU not to you.
Now fark off like a good little wobble headed rodent.

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