Aussies Wankers Are Flooding UK

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Kanga Poo

UK

#1 Nov 21, 2012
Swarms are taking our bar jobs, teaching jobs, and now our toilet attendant vacancies are disappearing..!!
dingdong

Adelaide, Australia

#3 Nov 21, 2012
Bar and teaching jobs fair enough but we didn't realise Alan Jones had gone back over there!
Zombie Slayer

London, UK

#4 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
Swarms are taking our bar jobs, teaching jobs, and now our toilet attendant vacancies are disappearing..!!
Paki alert!

Brits have no problem with Aussies. We're family.
Kanga Poo

UK

#5 Nov 21, 2012
Zombie Slayer wrote:
<quoted text>Paki alert!

Brits have no problem with Aussies. We're family.
FAMILY.....!!! My arse..
Bollocks you wanker, you are like the pakies only white in colour but paki by nature.
Kanga Poo

UK

#6 Nov 21, 2012
Zombie Slayer wrote:
<quoted text>Paki alert!

Brits have no problem with Aussies. We're family.
You should damn well know what I'm talking about. Stick up for your country you traitor.

“REFUSE ALL IMITATIONS!!”

Since: Jan 11

Melbourne, Australia

#7 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
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You should damn well know what I'm talking about. Stick up for your country you traitor.
Congratulations!! You qualify for the Vegemite Lamington Award!!
Kanga Poo

UK

#8 Nov 21, 2012
The ADELAIDEAN wrote:
<quoted text>Congratulations!! You qualify for the Vegemite Lamington Award!!
And you qualify getting your anal cherry popped by a sambo.!!
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#9 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
Swarms are taking our bar jobs, teaching jobs, and now our toilet attendant vacancies are disappearing..!!
That's because pommies are useless, if poms had brains they'd be able to keep their jobs. See a pom doesn't even have the skills needed to be a toliet attendant. The UK will most probaly be a muslim state within 30 years, go look at the birth rates of muslims to non-muslims in the UK.
You're just a Prisoner Of Her Majesty so go bow to the queen!
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#10 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
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And you qualify getting your anal cherry popped by a sambo.!!
Like the queen does!
Zombie Slayer

London, UK

#11 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
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And you qualify getting your anal cherry popped by a sambo.!!
You're trying too hard, Sooty.
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#12 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
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And you qualify getting your anal cherry popped by a sambo.!!
You even you admit you are just poo from a kangaroo!
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#14 Nov 21, 2012
Pommie B*stard went to the Doctors complaining that when he went for a crap, his turds looked like McDonald's fries.

The doctor took a look at Pommie B*stard's back side and said to his nurse, " mmm.. get me some scissors, Sheila"

He poked and snipped for a while and then said to Pommie B*stard, "there that'll do it, mate"

Pommie B*stard couldn't accept that. "I've been shitting chips for a week and you think you've cured me that quick with a pair of scissors?" he said.

"Easy" said the Doctor, "I cut six inches off the bottom of your string vest"
Kanga Poo

UK

#15 Nov 21, 2012
The Anti-Muhammad wrote:
<quoted text>You even you admit you are just poo from a kangaroo!
I'm being sarcy you thick c...unt ..!!
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#16 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
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I'm being sarcy you thick c...unt ..!!
I'm not, you are just poo from a kangaroo in a pommie zoo!

“REFUSE ALL IMITATIONS!!”

Since: Jan 11

Melbourne, Australia

#17 Nov 21, 2012
The Anti-Muhammad wrote:
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You even you admit you are just poo from a kangaroo!
That's it!! You've 'caught him on the hop'! lol!
Proud M asculated

Melbourne, Australia

#19 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
Swarms are taking our bar jobs, teaching jobs, and now our toilet attendant vacancies are disappearing..!!
Stop watching them wank then pervert!
The Anti-Muhammad

Greensborough, Australia

#20 Nov 21, 2012
Kanga Poo wrote:
Swarms are taking our bar jobs, teaching jobs, and now our toilet attendant vacancies are disappearing..!!
Cos pommies are so useless, the Aussie that cleans the kangaroo cage at the zoo is coming to pick up the poo! So be careful, your days are numbered!
Kanga Poo

UK

#21 Nov 21, 2012
Proud M asculated wrote:
<quoted text>Stop watching them wank then pervert!
Tell you what jerk, why don't you start again..??
Kanga Poo

UK

#22 Nov 21, 2012
The Anti-Muhammad wrote:
<quoted text>Cos pommies are so useless, the Aussie that cleans the kangaroo cage at the zoo is coming to pick up the poo! So be careful, your days are numbered!
Give me a hint on when I need to laugh.. You know like WHEN the funny part is being told...
Toss pot..!!
Kanga Poo

UK

#23 Nov 21, 2012
Your lines and gags are outdated you lot are way f.....ucking behind time..!

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