“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2401 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
The ratbags have been quiet today , except for Nev trading trivial stupidity with that idiot BD(whatshisname).....must be deep in desparate consultation , working on some futile face saving nonsense......It will make no difference , the Libs are screwed......and by their own dumb hand. I doubt this nonsense could have ended any different.....anyway , its time for some policies Tony , show us what you got!
Is this Labor desperation that you have to show up to divert attention from their dodgy dealings ?
sid

Brisbane, Australia

#2402 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
The ratbags have been quiet today , except for Nev trading trivial stupidity with that idiot BD(whatshisname).....must be deep in desparate consultation , working on some futile face saving nonsense......It will make no difference , the Libs are screwed......and by their own dumb hand. I doubt this nonsense could have ended any different.....anyway , its time for some policies Tony , show us what you got!
"We’ll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
In accents most forlorn"
The Dow is done, the FTSE’s farked
The ASX is gorn!"

The latte sippers stood about
White collars to the ears,
And talked of stock, and bonds, and yields,
As they had done for years.

"It’s lookin’ crook," said Daniel Croke;
Consulting his iPad"
Greece is cactus, banks are broke,
And this porno app is… really bad."

London burns, said Hanrahan
While Washington just fiddles
Beijing's gonna kick some heads,
With ours caught in the middle.
Advertisement

"It’s wrong, all right," said young O’Neil
With which astute remark
He squatted down upon his heel,
To watch some Mega Shark
Versus Giant Octopus
But the video was in Flash, not HTML 5, so, you know…

And so all round the chorus ran
"It’s another crash, no doubt."
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out."

"They’re screaming for liquidity,
And all the banks are dry,
My CDOs are busted arse
With arse served on the side."

"There’ll be no point, in any case,
The market’s had the dick,
The Chinese bet their last razoo
On the unlikely prospect of an end to rancorous neo-stupidity in America’s all but crippled political system."

And, well, everyone pretty much agreed with Hanrahan about that.

But…

“If Chinese demand holds out,” said Dan
And cleared his voice to speak
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
“When Spain goes down this week.”

A heavy silence seemed to steal
On all at this remark;

And each man squatted on his upturned milk crate, And thought to ‘imself
Bugger me I can’t believe I paid four bucks fifty to drink a lousy bloody coffee and sit here feeling like my arse is being fed through a combine harvester.

"We want one point of interest down,
"O'Neil observed at last;
But Croke "maintained" we wanted two,
To put the danger past.

"If we don't get three basis points,
Or even better, four,
We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"By Christmas, or before."

In God's good time down came the rates;
And with them came the gloom
Of inflationary pressures
And another mining boom.

Down every street the bankers ran,
Dispensing credit to the wind;
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"If this unrestrained expansionary fiscal loosening doesn't end."

“A carbon tax! That’s what we need”
Said Julia the Ranga
Get out of here, shouts Hanrahan
But the rest of his remarks went unrecorded as the mainstream media had already moved on to the new season of Next Top Model.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-ins...

“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2403 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
Question of the day= is there a more pompus , blubber headed nong in Australia than George Brandis?......I don't think so.....Erica Betz comes close.....
I agree but Juliar runs a close second,more so it could be a photo finish
Foo

Brisbane, Australia

#2404 Dec 15, 2012
Neville Thompson wrote:
<quoted text>
That whiff is your constant farting and that's why you cough cough splutter so much.
If humour was money Nev , You'd be pitching your tent permanently outside the door of the nearest centrelink office......(lol)
Beady Support Team

Denver, CO

#2405 Dec 15, 2012
Neville Thompson wrote:
<quoted text>
How many do you wear ?
You cap awaits you, face the wall and not a peep out of you again:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th...
Beady Support Team

Denver, CO

#2406 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
The ratbags have been quiet today , except for Nev trading trivial stupidity with that idiot BD(whatshisname).....must be deep in desparate consultation , working on some futile face saving nonsense......It will make no difference , the Libs are screwed......and by their own dumb hand. I doubt this nonsense could have ended any different.....anyway , its time for some policies Tony , show us what you got!
Silly boy, it's thank to us that your ratbags have retired in disgrace for the day.

How's your poo factory going?
Foo

Brisbane, Australia

#2407 Dec 15, 2012
sid wrote:
<quoted text>
"We’ll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
In accents most forlorn"
The Dow is done, the FTSE’s farked
The ASX is gorn!"
The latte sippers stood about
White collars to the ears,
And talked of stock, and bonds, and yields,
As they had done for years.
"It’s lookin’ crook," said Daniel Croke;
Consulting his iPad"
Greece is cactus, banks are broke,
And this porno app is… really bad."
London burns, said Hanrahan
While Washington just fiddles
Beijing's gonna kick some heads,
With ours caught in the middle.
Advertisement
"It’s wrong, all right," said young O’Neil
With which astute remark
He squatted down upon his heel,
To watch some Mega Shark
Versus Giant Octopus
But the video was in Flash, not HTML 5, so, you know…
And so all round the chorus ran
"It’s another crash, no doubt."
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"Before the year is out."
"They’re screaming for liquidity,
And all the banks are dry,
My CDOs are busted arse
With arse served on the side."
"There’ll be no point, in any case,
The market’s had the dick,
The Chinese bet their last razoo
On the unlikely prospect of an end to rancorous neo-stupidity in America’s all but crippled political system."
And, well, everyone pretty much agreed with Hanrahan about that.
But…
“If Chinese demand holds out,” said Dan
And cleared his voice to speak
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
“When Spain goes down this week.”
A heavy silence seemed to steal
On all at this remark;
And each man squatted on his upturned milk crate, And thought to ‘imself
Bugger me I can’t believe I paid four bucks fifty to drink a lousy bloody coffee and sit here feeling like my arse is being fed through a combine harvester.
"We want one point of interest down,
"O'Neil observed at last;
But Croke "maintained" we wanted two,
To put the danger past.
"If we don't get three basis points,
Or even better, four,
We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"By Christmas, or before."
In God's good time down came the rates;
And with them came the gloom
Of inflationary pressures
And another mining boom.
Down every street the bankers ran,
Dispensing credit to the wind;
"We'll all be rooned," said Hanrahan,
"If this unrestrained expansionary fiscal loosening doesn't end."
“A carbon tax! That’s what we need”
Said Julia the Ranga
Get out of here, shouts Hanrahan
But the rest of his remarks went unrecorded as the mainstream media had already moved on to the new season of Next Top Model.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/blogs/blunt-ins...
That's a good read Sid....hard to decipher , but interesting.

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#2408 Dec 15, 2012
tinydropthestickgooddog wrote:
<quoted text>
why is there always the whiff of desperation around your comments ?
Why is there a whiff of something foul around yours.

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#2409 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
Question of the day= is there a more pompus , blubber headed nong in Australia than George Brandis?......I don't think so.....Erica Betz comes close.....
Yeah, Toxin Roxin..
sid

Brisbane, Australia

#2410 Dec 15, 2012
Foo wrote:
<quoted text>That's a good read Sid....hard to decipher , but interesting.
Yer not my doing, I pinched off the net.
uh-oh

Sydney, Australia

#2411 Dec 15, 2012
The role of four coalition ministers in the Ashby political conspiracy is soon to be exposed by a resourceful journo

“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2412 Dec 15, 2012
Beady Support Team wrote:
<quoted text>
Silly boy, it's thank to us that your ratbags have retired in disgrace for the day.
How's your poo factory going?
It is thanks to you that we all get a good laugh
Beady Support Team

Denver, CO

#2413 Dec 15, 2012
Neville Thompson wrote:
<quoted text>
It is thanks to you that we all get a good laugh
This an official redirection notice:

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/australia/TP...

Your cap awaits you, face the wall and not a peep out of you again.
Foo

Brisbane, Australia

#2414 Dec 15, 2012
uh-oh wrote:
The role of four coalition ministers in the Ashby political conspiracy is soon to be exposed by a resourceful journo
Kinda ironic......the two year smear campaign by Libs turns up nothing.....then within 1 week, they expose their own shortcomings to be far worse than any of their baseless accusations........poetic justice at its cruel best!.....(lol)

“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2415 Dec 15, 2012
Ahomana wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, Toxin Roxin..
How about members of the front bench on both sides of parliament ?

“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2416 Dec 15, 2012
Beady Support Team wrote:
<quoted text>
This an official redirection notice:
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/australia/TP...
Your cap awaits you, face the wall and not a peep out of you again.
What's a "peep" ?
Funny little fellow is you!
Beady Support Team

Denver, CO

#2417 Dec 15, 2012
Neville Thompson wrote:
<quoted text>
What's a "peep" ?
Funny little fellow is you!
Are your hands / brains painted on?

Don't have the nouce to use search engines and dictionaries?

OK, this once but only this once we will help you out of your misery and infirmity.

Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Definition of PEEP - intransitive verb
1: to utter a feeble shrill sound as of a bird newly hatched : cheep
2: to utter the slightest sound

Definition of PEEP - noun
1: a feeble shrill sound : cheep
2: a slight utterance especially of complaint or protest <don't let me hear another peep out of you>
3: any of several small sandpipers

Definition of PEEP = intransitive verb
1a : to peer through or as if through a crevice
b : to look cautiously or slyly
2: to begin to emerge from or as if from concealment : show slightly

Definition of PEEP = transitive verb
1: to put forth or cause to protrude slightly
2slang : to have a look at

Definition of PEEP - noun
1: a first glimpse or faint appearance <at the peep of dawn>
2a : a brief look : glance
b : a furtive look

That seems to cover all grounds now NO PEEPING.

“Free Speech in a Free World ”

Since: May 10

Australia

#2418 Dec 15, 2012
Beady Support Team wrote:
<quoted text>
Are your hands / brains painted on?
Don't have the nouce to use search engines and dictionaries?
OK, this once but only this once we will help you out of your misery and infirmity.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Definition of PEEP - intransitive verb
1: to utter a feeble shrill sound as of a bird newly hatched : cheep
2: to utter the slightest sound
Definition of PEEP - noun
1: a feeble shrill sound : cheep
2: a slight utterance especially of complaint or protest <don't let me hear another peep out of you>
3: any of several small sandpipers
Definition of PEEP = intransitive verb
1a : to peer through or as if through a crevice
b : to look cautiously or slyly
2: to begin to emerge from or as if from concealment : show slightly
Definition of PEEP = transitive verb
1: to put forth or cause to protrude slightly
2slang : to have a look at
Definition of PEEP - noun
1: a first glimpse or faint appearance <at the peep of dawn>
2a : a brief look : glance
b : a furtive look
That seems to cover all grounds now NO PEEPING.
The first one doesn't make sense because birds chirp loudly otherwise they wouldn't make any sound.
Beady Support Team

Denver, CO

#2419 Dec 15, 2012
Neville Thompson wrote:
<quoted text>
The first one doesn't make sense because birds chirp loudly otherwise they wouldn't make any sound.
That's because you're fooking big Galah.

NO PEEPING.
gottalivwithmyse lfsomehow

Sydney, Australia

#2421 Dec 15, 2012
tinyballswholicksdogs wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
LOL!

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