WAR: Australia vs Iran : Who Would Win?

[smith15]

I hate these questions. No detail on where and when which can be the difference.

[TERRA_COTTA]

umm I think that would be TUVALU.

BTW Who starts these threads?

Nonsense.

[Beady]

TERRA_COTTA wrote:

umm I think that would be TUVALU.
BTW Who starts these threads?
Nonsense.

You would know being loool's keeper.

Hey Fixer notice that JACKASS has a whatyoumicalit thingamabob in between the TERRA and the COTTA, why do you think that would be?

Flying the Indian flag too, what a shame he could at least have chosen one of the 3rd gender ladyboys or a donkey's ********** A$$.

[TERRA_COTTA]

Beady wrote:

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You would know being loool's keeper.
Hey Fixer notice that JACKASS has a whatyoumicalit thingamabob in between the TERRA and the COTTA, why do you think that would be?
Flying the Indian flag too, what a shame he could at least have chosen one of the 3rd gender ladyboys or a donkey's ********** A$$.

Beady, always remember....

No doubt, JESUS loves you...

but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

*moron*

laughing

[The Fixer1]

Beady wrote:

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You would know being loool's keeper.
Hey Fixer notice that JACKASS has a whatyoumicalit thingamabob in between the TERRA and the COTTA, why do you think that would be?
Flying the Indian flag too, what a shame he could at least have chosen one of the 3rd gender ladyboys or a donkey's ********** A$$.

Dash it, Beady, I think it's called a dash or an underscore. Blows me why pakki mutti would want to do that. Always the possibility of him wanting to hide something of course.

Humm I have the feeling that he is a conjoined twin with that Turdynasaur.

[The ADELAIDEAN]

Beady wrote:

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You would know being loool's keeper.
Hey Fixer notice that JACKASS has a whatyoumicalit thingamabob in between the TERRA and the COTTA, why do you think that would be?
Flying the Indian flag too, what a shame he could at least have chosen one of the 3rd gender ladyboys or a donkey's ********** A$$.

Why don't you just drop the pretense and use your own registered profile, Beady?

http://www.topix.com/member/profile/beady

Implode

[The ADELAIDEAN]

The Fixer1 wrote:

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Dash it, Beady, I think it's called a dash or an underscore .......... Always the possibility of him wanting to hide something of course.

You mean like the "1" on the end of your sock puppet, Beady?

Implode

[BEADY The Enemy Within]

Beady wrote:

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You would know being loool's keeper.
Hey Fixer notice that JACKASS has a whatyoumicalit thingamabob in between the TERRA and the COTTA, why do you think that would be?
Flying the Indian flag too, what a shame he could at least have chosen one of the 3rd gender ladyboys or a donkey's ********** A$$.

You are showing serious signs of relapse from your Bipolar Disorders. You have been reminded many times to see a psychiatrist and re-start your medication management and comply. Do not see a VOODOO specialist as this will do further damage to your existing problems.

Beday, the Black African mugger, you are on the loose and thankfully only on the net using several Pcs.

[Beady]

The ADELAIDEAN wrote:

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Why don't you just drop the pretense and use your own registered profile, Beady?
http://www.topix.com/member/profile/beady
Implode

Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?

Just drop the pretense (misspelt) JACKASS.

[BEADY The Enemy Within]

Beady wrote:

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Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?
Just drop the pretense (misspelt) JACKASS.

You are totally unstable Beady, the Black African Mugger and Bugger.

Apart from the distress caused by the symptoms of Bipolar Disorders you also have other problems with your obsessions.

You are a burden to your mum. All your friends have donne a runner and do not want to be associated with a ba$$tard like you who is not taking any advice given to you.

More CACA will continue to pour from your foul mouth in your postings. Get the help of the mental health services.

[The Grim Reaper]

BEADY The Enemy Within wrote:

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You are totally unstable Beady, the Black African Mugger and Bugger.
Apart from the distress caused by the symptoms of Bipolar Disorders you also have other problems with your obsessions.
You are a burden to your mum. All your friends have donne a runner and do not want to be associated with a ba$$tard like you who is not taking any advice given to you.
More CACA will continue to pour from your foul mouth in your postings. Get the help of the mental health services.

Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?

When are you going to stop this pretense. We know who you are, what you are and what you stand for. Enough of your insanity.

Bhangi is an Indian caste or jati traditionally treated as untouchable, and was historically restricted to three occupations: cleaning latrines, sweeping, and scavenging (which sometimes involves handling dead bodies). They prefer to be known as Balmiki. Pejoratively called "Toilet Cleaners", as it was their traditional profession, Bhangis had to carry human waste away in buckets on their heads. In the traditional Indian caste system, professions were passed on from parents to children, thus a child born in Bhangi family was forced into this profession mostly for economic reasons.

Deluisons!!? fot F>>>K sake get lost and don't come.******Farking Bhangi Cretin***

[BEADY The Enemy Within]

The Grim Reaper wrote:

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Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?
When are you going to stop this pretense. We know who you are, what you are and what you stand for. Enough of your insanity.
Bhangi is an Indian caste or jati traditionally treated as untouchable, and was historically restricted to three occupations: cleaning latrines, sweeping, and scavenging (which sometimes involves handling dead bodies). They prefer to be known as Balmiki. Pejoratively called "Toilet Cleaners", as it was their traditional profession, Bhangis had to carry human waste away in buckets on their heads. In the traditional Indian caste system, professions were passed on from parents to children, thus a child born in Bhangi family was forced into this profession mostly for economic reasons.
Deluisons!!? fot F>>>K sake get lost and don't come.******Farking Bhangi Cretin***

The Reinforcer

The Grim Reaper

Indian Servant

and many more additions to follow BEADY, The Black African Mugger Bugger full of psychotic symptoms floating these forums.

[The Grim Reaper]

BEADY The Enemy Within wrote:

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The Reinforcer
The Grim Reaper
Indian Servant
and many more additions to follow BEADY, The Black African Mugger Bugger full of psychotic symptoms floating these forums.

Do you not comprehend English?

GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY. YOU ARE OF THE LOWEST CASTE AND HAVE NO PLACE IN CIVILIZED SOCIETY.

Do be quiet, sniveling old man. Your parade has finished, time for you to retire with your Deluisons!!

Bhangi is an Indian caste or jati traditionally treated as untouchable, and was historically restricted to three occupations: cleaning latrines, sweeping, and scavenging (which sometimes involves handling dead bodies). They prefer to be known as Balmiki. Pejoratively called "Toilet Cleaners", as it was their traditional profession, Bhangis had to carry human waste away in buckets on their heads. In the traditional Indian caste system, professions were passed on from parents to children, thus a child born in Bhangi family was forced into this profession mostly for economic reasons.

Deluisons!!? fot F>>>K sake get lost and don't return ***Farking Pilon Bhangi Cretin and Moron***

[BEADY The Enemy Within]

The Grim Reaper wrote:

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Do you not comprehend English?
GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY. YOU ARE OF THE LOWEST CASTE AND HAVE NO PLACE IN CIVILIZED SOCIETY.
Do be quiet, sniveling old man. Your parade has finished, time for you to retire with your Deluisons!!
Bhangi is an Indian caste or jati traditionally treated as untouchable, and was historically restricted to three occupations: cleaning latrines, sweeping, and scavenging (which sometimes involves handling dead bodies). They prefer to be known as Balmiki. Pejoratively called "Toilet Cleaners", as it was their traditional profession, Bhangis had to carry human waste away in buckets on their heads. In the traditional Indian caste system, professions were passed on from parents to children, thus a child born in Bhangi family was forced into this profession mostly for economic reasons.
Deluisons!!? fot F>>>K sake get lost and don't return ***Farking Pilon Bhangi Cretin and Moron***

BEADY, Black african mugger, go and help your auntie. See her plea below, batard:

It was not the party for her in Roche-Bois. On Tuesday, December 20, a fire started in a wooden house in sheets. Firefighters responded, but the poor house and all furniture Queensly Hoareau were completely destroyed by fire.
The tragedy struck without warning. Queensly Hoareau, 31, and three children, aged nine, three and one year, find themselves overnight homeless, without clothes and without food. His little house destroyed in sheets, this resident of Roche-Bois is found to square one. One of the most difficult start in life.

All she has invested in order to buy some furniture, utensils and clothes ended up in smoke. For this woman is a nightmare in which it faces. No home. His children are forced to live as nomads, borrowing clothing from neighbors to cover.

"We are poor people. The father of my children has abandoned us. Since I'm doing like hell to raise my kids and send them to school. I bought furniture on credit at various stores. I have to pay monthly payments and now, all of a sudden, everything is reduced to a heap of ashes, "she cries.

Queensly admits receiving help from Social Security. "However, the Rs 29,000 they gave me are not sufficient." The circumstances of the fire has not yet been established by investigators. "I do not know yet how I will do to deal with this situation. I am discouraged, particularly because it leaves us nothing. Nevertheless, I will have to pay for furniture bought on credit, "said she.

Queensly Hoareau beg people to come to his aid by offering basic items for her children and herself. "I need that I am a helping hand, because only I'm afraid of not being able to get out," she says.

[The ADELAIDEAN]

Beady wrote:

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Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?

No.

Is your registered name Beady? OWNED!!

Beady wrote:

Just drop the pretense (misspelt) JACKASS.

My Spell Check says I spelled pretense correctly.

My Spell Check says you misspelled 'misspelt'. OWNED & DOUBLE-OWNED!!

LMAOAY!!

Implode

[The Grim Reaper]

The ADELAIDEAN wrote:

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No.
Is your registered name Beady? OWNED!!
<quoted text>
My Spell Check says I spelled pretense correctly.
My Spell Check says you misspelled 'misspelt'. OWNED & DOUBLE-OWNED!!
LMAOAY!!
Implode

In which case you are DOUBLE DISOWNED for being a dumbass who can't spell and probably not even posting from Australia.

Is your registered name TERRA_COTTA?

[Fella]

loool wrote:

Indefinitely Iran.
Seriously Australia is nothing. Peas to a Elephant.
Iran would make Australia a Muslim country in less than 3 days of war.
I swear to God, Iran would win.
But we all Know how the Australians will fight back, claiming their country will win, and nada nada nada.
1100% Iran will win.
India will assist Iran in the WAR and wipe Australia (Soon to be renamed New India) off the Earth. After this beautiful event, India will claim Australia as it's own territory, and rename it.
Iran will have 25% of the ownership of New India, for helping India with it's plan to destroy Aus. by making the Iranians start a WAR with them.

Very much agree with you that Iran would win, but I don't know about the circumstances of the victory.

Chances are, Iran would do whatever it could to disrupt the supply of oil to Australia. Then they would conduct some kind of rebellion amongst other countries in the region to stop trading with Australia, and to re-negotiate their trade with African countries for natural resources at a bargain price (but a good deal for the Africans).

Of course, there are too many people in Australia too well fed and pre-occupied with their entertainment, that the only thing that would make them sit up (straight) and take notice would be if something cut the supply of electricity to their Xbox.

One such thing to cut the power would be a few intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles being lobbed in to neighbouring regional centers just outside major cities. Darwin wouldn't be bombed (much) because of the geographic location to Asia would make it ideal place to take over and use as a base for further invasion. Meanwhile, those large towns and regional cities would be hit and allowing a distraction for Australian government officials to try and resolve further bloodshed from their aggressors through negotiations, whilst directing funds, aid, and military strategists to find a way to cope with the attacks and the catastrophic events underway.

Of course, while patriotic Australians would put up a fight (some of them even to the death) to protect the coastlines and the major centers from infrastructural damage, there's going to be the numerous amounts of people who are so spoiled during their upbringing that they wouldn't do a great deal more about their situation and live in denial about what would go on.

Eventually, invasion would be avoided, with the condemnation by various countries around the world, and even some form of military intervention by unrelated countries who are enemies of both Indian and Iran. Pakistan may involve themselves in various large scale fighting against India (or Iran), and Russia (who seem to have a problem with India) may take military action against India. The Americans will stand off from involving themselves... since it's obvious that Australia doesn't have any major oil fields that need defending, and Americans have decided that Australia is a bit "in the way" of U.S. economic progress, because Australia is a first world country. Plus, a war against Australia will turn Australians into 3rd world slaves in the sth-west Pacific, just as the Americans have desired Australians to be for a long time.(Ask Mr Humbert for more information about Americans' detestations of Australia).

Eventually, perhaps years do the track, Australia will have lost the Iran-Australia war, but only in terms of civilian deaths, economic strength, etc. And many Australian women will be having births upwards of 5 children atleast to try and replenish the numbers lost in the catastrophe.

[Joe]

Fella wrote:

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Very much agree with you that Iran would win, but I don't know about the circumstances of the victory.
Chances are, Iran would do whatever it could to disrupt the supply of oil to Australia. Then they would conduct some kind of rebellion amongst other countries in the region to stop trading with Australia, and to re-negotiate their trade with African countries for natural resources at a bargain price (but a good deal for the Africans).
Of course, there are too many people in Australia too well fed and pre-occupied with their entertainment, that the only thing that would make them sit up (straight) and take notice would be if something cut the supply of electricity to their Xbox.
One such thing to cut the power would be a few intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles being lobbed in to neighbouring regional centers just outside major cities. Darwin wouldn't be bombed (much) because of the geographic location to Asia would make it ideal place to take over and use as a base for further invasion. Meanwhile, those large towns and regional cities would be hit and allowing a distraction for Australian government officials to try and resolve further bloodshed from their aggressors through negotiations, whilst directing funds, aid, and military strategists to find a way to cope with the attacks and the catastrophic events underway.
Of course, while patriotic Australians would put up a fight (some of them even to the death) to protect the coastlines and the major centers from infrastructural damage, there's going to be the numerous amounts of people who are so spoiled during their upbringing that they wouldn't do a great deal more about their situation and live in denial about what would go on.
Eventually, invasion would be avoided, with the condemnation by various countries around the world, and even some form of military intervention by unrelated countries who are enemies of both Indian and Iran. Pakistan may involve themselves in various large scale fighting against India (or Iran), and Russia (who seem to have a problem with India) may take military action against India. The Americans will stand off from involving themselves... since it's obvious that Australia doesn't have any major oil fields that need defending, and Americans have decided that Australia is a bit "in the way" of U.S. economic progress, because Australia is a first world country. Plus, a war against Australia will turn Australians into 3rd world slaves in the sth-west Pacific, just as the Americans have desired Australians to be for a long time.(Ask Mr Humbert for more information about Americans' detestations of Australia).
Eventually, perhaps years do the track, Australia will have lost the Iran-Australia war, but only in terms of civilian deaths, economic strength, etc. And many Australian women will be having births upwards of 5 children atleast to try and replenish the numbers lost in the catastrophe.

A war between Iran and Australia is preposterous, if it did happen it would be Australia joining US forces in a war against Iran which will never happen.

The reality is that America is flat broke, Iraq is now over, Afghanistan is beginning to wind down as well. A war with Iran would cause oil prices to shoot into the stratosphere, the last thing we want with an economy that is barely treading water.

However, another power might deal with Iran.....

[Fella]

Joe wrote:

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A war between Iran and Australia is preposterous, if it did happen it would be Australia joining US forces in a war against Iran which will never happen.
The reality is that America is flat broke, Iraq is now over, Afghanistan is beginning to wind down as well. A war with Iran would cause oil prices to shoot into the stratosphere, the last thing we want with an economy that is barely treading water.
However, another power might deal with Iran.....

Good post. However, I was responding to the concept of what would happen in the far-fetched chance that a war would break out between Australian and Iran.

Amazed me that the United States conducted a war on Iraq, with the idea that they were searching for WMD that Iraq could possess. Spent over a trillion dollars to fund the campaign, and thousands of good American and coalition lives (and the Iraqis too), which did nothing but bump up the cost of oil... and change the leadership of Iraq. If Bush had a functional brain cell at work, he would have taken on Iran, and conducted a realistic search for WMD there. Oh, and there is plenty of oil in that country, to boot. But I guess it's a bit hard for him to try take on a country that has the ability to fight back.

[iiReflectionzz]

You are all complete idiots Australia would win. Think about it would obviously be a conflict not just involving these two countries, America,Russia and China all have very good relationships with Australia and are the three superpowers of the world plus numerous other countries and loool India would take Australia's side because they are both part of the British Commonwealth you idiot, Australia defeated Japan in WWII on several occasions so they can do the same to Iran because they are using exactly the same military equiptment as USA which is top of the line stop being a complete dick to them this isnt Crocodile Dundee they dont act like complete Rednecks. Plus they are completely away from the rest of the world so how exactly would iran get to australia it is surrounded by UAV So take naval out of the picture. They would survive a fight on land with Australia until the Air Force comes into the conlict so take that out of the picture aswell and by sea is insane because They have Nets around the whole country for submarines and Artillery can be placed anywhere so Iran would be completly screwed in a war with Australia you Idiot.