Truth about Anglo-Saxon-Celt

Truth about Anglo-Saxon-Celt

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Anglo Saxon fan

Carlingford, Australia

#1 Jan 31, 2013
Anglo Saxon Celt is definitely one of Topix's most celebrated poster. So much so that the moderators at Topix HQ probably pay him to pay such great, intriguing and intellectual posts about various ethnic races in a country that is definitely not his.

Anglo Saxon Celt started out working in a construction site whilst wearing a fluoro vest and holds the "STOP/SLOW" sign whilst using a walkie talkie to communicate with other construction site workers. He is currently on a dial-up internet connection with Dodo and constantly rages at the amount of time it takes for him to load the pages.

During the Melbourne cup, Anglo Saxon Celt visits Roger David and purchases $50 shirts and wears them to the races whilst pretending to be posh. He doesn't buy any drinks nor places any bets because he's spent all his money at the local pub before going to the races.

Every night after work, he comes back home, pops a beer, starts up his desktop PC which still runs Windows 95 on a Pentium 3 machine and slowly waits 15 minutes for the PC to boot up. After boot-up, he spends another 30 minutes loading the appropriate Topix discussion and spends another 45 minutes thinking of stuff to write which offends ethnics. After posting, he's had enough of the waiting and goes to bed.

Repeat everyday, every year for as long as he lives.

Long live Anglo Saxon Celt!
stomper

Fitzroy North, Australia

#2 Jan 31, 2013
Anglo Saxon fan wrote:
Anglo Saxon Celt is definitely one of Topix's most celebrated poster. So much so that the moderators at Topix HQ probably pay him to pay such great, intriguing and intellectual posts about various ethnic races in a country that is definitely not his.
Anglo Saxon Celt started out working in a construction site whilst wearing a fluoro vest and holds the "STOP/SLOW" sign whilst using a walkie talkie to communicate with other construction site workers. He is currently on a dial-up internet connection with Dodo and constantly rages at the amount of time it takes for him to load the pages.
During the Melbourne cup, Anglo Saxon Celt visits Roger David and purchases $50 shirts and wears them to the races whilst pretending to be posh. He doesn't buy any drinks nor places any bets because he's spent all his money at the local pub before going to the races.
Every night after work, he comes back home, pops a beer, starts up his desktop PC which still runs Windows 95 on a Pentium 3 machine and slowly waits 15 minutes for the PC to boot up. After boot-up, he spends another 30 minutes loading the appropriate Topix discussion and spends another 45 minutes thinking of stuff to write which offends ethnics. After posting, he's had enough of the waiting and goes to bed.
Repeat everyday, every year for as long as he lives.
Long live Anglo Saxon Celt!
ah so thats what it is. pentium 3. and here i was thinking he is just slow. or maybe the pentium 3 is not accidental. it is just a good cover up for his mental challenges.
Anglo-Saxon-Celt

Airds, Australia

#3 Jan 31, 2013
Anglo Saxon fan wrote:
Long live Anglo Saxon Celt!
Hoorrayyyy!!

Long live me!!
God

Sydney, Australia

#4 Jan 31, 2013
I hate anglo-saxons. Those diseased pink chimps are disgusting.
Foo

Australia

#5 Jan 31, 2013
God wrote:
I hate anglo-saxons. Those diseased pink chimps are disgusting.
God ? thats funny. You are a decaying turd on the side of the road , with a few bloweys buzzing around laying maggotts in you..........LOL)
Rauf lala

Los Angeles, CA

#6 Feb 1, 2013
he comes back home, pops a beer, starts up his desktop PC which still runs Windows 95 on a Pentium 3 machine and slowly waits 15 minutes for the PC to boot up. After boot-up, he spends another 30 minutes loading the appropriate Topix discussion and spends another 45 minutes thinking of stuff to write which offends ethnics. After posting, he's had enough of the waiting and goes to bed.
Repeat everyday, every year for as long as he lives.
Long live Anglo Saxon Celt..........

..........Anglo saxons are pagans from Angel somewhere in Germany
no true israelite ha ha ...this will offend your hero

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