'BBC': Indian Men Have Tiny Dicks-Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691...

About 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
Without firsthand experience in the realm of curry dick, we sought the counsel of an expert on the topic. So we interrupted erstwhile Intern Neel Shah at work so that we could get his opinion. The full interview is after the jump.
Gawker: Neel, as a representative for the South Asian man, how do you respond to the allegation that "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture?"
Neel: Uh, no comment.
Gawker: Have you ever had a problem with an ill-fitting condom?
Neel: Uh, no comment.
Gawker: The tipster who sent us this link titled his email "Breaking: Pope wears funny hat/Bear shits in woods. Were you aware that the stereotype of the small-dicked Indian man was so prevalent? And if so, why?
Neel:...
Gawker: NEEL, RICHARD HAS A CAMERA. I WILL SEND YOU A BOOB PHOTO IF YOU COME UP WITH ONE HALFWAY DECENT RESPONSE. I MEAN IT.
Neel: im thinking!
Neel: these are tough questions
Neel: gimme a min, getting coffee
Gawker: you are such a tease!
Neel: I've never heard this before. Perhaps you have us confused for the Jews?
Gawker: Ok, last question: how big is your weiner?
Neel: one sec.
Gawker: I didn't ask how long you usually last during sex, I asked how big your weiner was!
Neel: haha. very clever. trying to be somewhat amusing here!
Gawker: Try faster.
Neel: Bibi Ka Maqbara
Gawker: uhhh, not getting it
Neel: it's the miniature version of the taj mahal
the building i linked to. is the joke not obvious?
if not, ill give you something else.
Gawker: nope, actually still curious as to your dick size. Obviously you've measured it. Just tell!
Neel: ugh. what are you trying to do to me here?!
Gawker: make sure no one thinks you have a small dick. I'm doing you a favor, really.
Neel: i need a joke though
Neel: i also dont know centimeters
Neel: it's a nice sized chutney bottle
Gawker: THANK YOU. dismissed.

http://gawker.com/220422/bbc-indian-men-have-...
bill

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India has a billion people,must be doing the job it's attended for.
Chuckles

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Tommy wrote:
Looks like 'smug' has some homo-erotic fantasies about penis size. Is this the best the Anglo convicts can do? BTW, most Anglo men are homo-sexuals and Sydney is the poofter CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
If you were in Sydney it would be the poofter capital of the world. I mean going Greek is your style isn't it, Greek?
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Tommy wrote:
Looks like 'smug' has some homo-erotic fantasies about penis size. Is this the best the Anglo convicts can do? BTW, most Anglo men are homo-sexuals and Sydney is the poofter CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
Actually New York is the 'gay capital' of the world, followed by San Francisco, London, Los Angeles and then Sydney as 5th.
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amarda punjabi walla walla gaboopoo e cha !!!
Lord G

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So it isa scientifically proven fact then.
Paki Spammer

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Lord G wrote:
So it isa scientifically proven fact then.
Yes, Smug is a Paki trying to cause more agro between Indians & Aussies!
Shazza and Dazza

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mwaaaaaaa haaaaa ha haaaa, indians have small penis, haaaaaaaaaaaa, I'd hate to be indian.. but then again I'd rather be an indian than a redneck/bogan/skippy.. but I'd hate to have a small penis as well, its a tough choice..Naah i'd rather be redneck/bogan/skippy and have a normal size penis than a small one..
Lord G

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Small pee pee's are cause for their shame then, no wonder there are so many curry munchers on topix.
Tommy

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haha... whats the point in having a few inches long.... if u cant lift it... haha.. added to the lowering fertility and impotence among whites.. u might need indian dick* for ur next generation...

http://www.euro.who.int/document/ens/en63.pdf

mmm looks like there is a few tommy's from canada around... all for the best though..
AVERAGE WHITE GUY

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I'm just your average small dicked white boy who likes to get humiliated while I watch my white blonde wife get railed by a Big Brown Indian Rhino cock.. Ladies let me know what you think....

http://www.ratemysmallpenis.com/photos/index....
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so now do you all understand why I inject Liquid Viagra with Methyl Test??? hahaha j/k.

penis size is proportional to a person's other characteristics like height and lean mass. Average height for a man in Mumbai, India (taking consideration of all classes rich to poor) is said to be 5'4" and weight is estimated 58kg.... yes, for a dude not a woman. So yea. Obviously if you take a sample of 1000 from all classes (as they all buy condoms except the very very poor and the ones wanting kids), dick size.... lot smaller.
Indian Invasion

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Indians don't use condom .
why do you think now India might become the biggest ethnic in the world as china has 1 child policy. That is why they come here because their country is too full. They overbreeding whereever they live. South and West Asian culture is having 12 kids.
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indian_guy wrote:
so now do you all understand why I inject Liquid Viagra with Methyl Test??? hahaha j/k.
penis size is proportional to a person's other characteristics like height and lean mass. Average height for a man in Mumbai, India (taking consideration of all classes rich to poor) is said to be 5'4" and weight is estimated 58kg.... yes, for a dude not a woman. So yea. Obviously if you take a sample of 1000 from all classes (as they all buy condoms except the very very poor and the ones wanting kids), dick size.... lot smaller.
Ur wrong penis size has nothing to do with physical structure, climate or race, many heavy built people have smaller dicks and pygmies in Africa have very big dicks, penis size varies with, small and big and medium is found, in all races, its a myth circulated by vested interests that Indians have small dicks, no scientific study has proven that Indians have small dicks, and they are more successful breeders than whites, therefore they know how to use their tool well, infact.
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Indian Invasion wrote:
Indians don't use condom .
why do you think now India might become the biggest ethnic in the world as china has 1 child policy. That is why they come here because their country is too full. They overbreeding whereever they live. South and West Asian culture is having 12 kids.
Wrong, people in the west cant afford to have more kids, they are officialy gay and lesbians, single mothers are also a norm in western society, which further reduces chances of conciving more children. Also woman participation in workforce is much higher than men in western countries, which have negative effect on fertility as they focus more on their carrers and entertainment than bearing children more often. Even South Asians follow the same pattern of reproduction in the west.
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Jul 25, 2009
 
From what I've read, it sounds like an icky place to visit and live anyway.

Condom sense tells me so.
Dr Endo

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Dark skinned people in asia and africa have more kids all over the world.

Even in USA black family has more than 3 kids
Indians and middle easterners always marry cousins so the always have kids and this is why there are many indians who look the same even when not from the same town.
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Yeah. They're like rats and rabbits.
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nah thats got to be bull.
THE TRUTH IS HERE

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Actually it's white men who can't fit standard sized condoms. Specifically the germans, in a 2000 study half of the men meausred were to small for standard sized condoms, here's the article to prove it..

http://www.salon.com/travel/planet/2000/03/06...

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