I must have got you ALL whizzed up...LOL!!!<quoted text>
You say, neanderthol I say neandathal you say color I say colour, you say Jail I say gaol, etc....There are many more examples of how you yanks bastardise the English language but you have to understand English to recognise that.
I actually heard an American say when asked what her language was, her confident reply was "it's American" I didn't know that was an actual language, left me in stitches and I laugh about it to this day when I get the occasion.
Sharp as tacks over there?
We do have our cultural differences. If you're not bright enough to recognize that I'd suggest you stay the Australian housewife you illustrate yourself as.