Aussie Guys Have Small Dicks-Confessed Aussie Girls.
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#1 Dec 1, 2009
One of the most mortifying rumours you can spread about a man is that he has a small penis; I don't care how secure or endowed you are, the last thing the average guy wants is people sniggering about him, calling him "pin dick".
The good people at the Roads and Traffic Authority worked this out recently when the big brains who make their TV commercials came up with this ad in an attempt to get young hoons to stop driving fast.
The message? If you drive quickly you've got a small spanner. Not too sophisticumated but I reckon it might have a chance of working.
No doubt the wags amongst you will link this post to yesterday's about prostitution, so I'll shut that down right now; I am the 'nashy' or national average downstairs but, over the years, have had the odd aspersion cast my way and know how it feels.
I have also known several guys with legitimately tiny penises and can testify it plays havoc with their sex lives, self esteem and quality of life ...
When I talk about a small penis, I don't mean a todger that's four, five or six inches long; you gentlemen are sitting in the low to medium size range and, as discussed during All Men Are Liar's Festival of the Penis last year, there's a lot of you out there, so stop your worrying and get on with life.
What I'm referring to is the 'micropenis',(yes, that is a clinical name), which means a dangler less than about two inches or six centimetres long (cue the scramble for rulers).
The micropenis has a variety of causes, but according to the Lucile Packard Children's Hospital at Stanford University, "disorders that cause an abnormal level of hormones which are involved in development of the sexual organs may be seen in combination with micropenis. This can involve the pituitary gland or the hypothalamus."
Whatever the case, if you have a micropenis, I'm pretty sure you've Googled the causes, possible treatments and corrective surgeries to death because it's bound to have been an issue at some point in your life.
A female friend of mine once told me of an encounter with a man with a micropenis - "smaller than your pinkie finger," she described it - and said the owner was so swaggeringly confident in bed she wondered if she'd slipped into an alternate universe.
A bloke I used to work with was famous amongst our colleagues because his penis was as big as one of the small size disposable cigarette lighters; which gave rise to his nickname - Bic.
I never spoke to Bic about the issue but he must have heard the rumours at some stage and I can't imagine what impact it had on him.
Another bloke I hung out with in my 20s was very well known for having an extremely small penis - people still mention it whenever I bring up his name - and I've got to think it played a role in his choice of partners.
He was a good-looking, decent, very funny guy yet the eventual mother of his child was an unpleasant, drug-addicted train-wreck; I sometimes wonder if his lack of endowment made him feel he wasn't worthy of someone better.
#2 Dec 1, 2009
Of course, you don't have to have a micropenis to be hung up about the size of your swizzle stick, or for women to mock it; it's completely socially acceptable (see the RTA ad) to make fun of a man's penis size on national TV.
Last year, one of the current affair programs promo-ed an interview with ex-One Nation leader Pauline Hanson in which she was to dish the dirt on having slept with former adviser David Oldfield.
The grab they used from her? "He was a very small man."
Imagine a bloke going on national TV and saying a female politician had a cavernous vagina?
Like all aspects of life, what some consider a disability can often be turned into an advantage and so it may be with a micro or small penis.
Alice Dreger, of the Medical Humanities and Bioethics Program at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine cites a study showing that small-spannered men often have "close and long-lasting relationships" with women.
The women polled attributed their sexual satisfaction to the extra effort their men put into oral or non-penetrative sex.
I guess what you lose on the roundabout, you make up on the whirlygig, eh ladies?
Ringwood North, Australia
#3 Dec 1, 2009
Once I had a one night stand and the guy had a tiny penis. It was quite a disappointment because before the act we were getting along really well and I felt so comfortable with him. The sex was not even remotely satisfying.
#9 May 29, 2012
Keyword: Aussies man...either they are gays or bisexuals. Thats why...
#11 Jun 29, 2012
I love my tiny dick. I always have and always will. Married many years and now divorced. I do wonder if she enjoyed it or not. However as I said I have no hang ups over it size just love it
#12 Jun 29, 2012
G'day PRIYANKA RAI I happen to have this really cool link for you:
Its a map showing the average penis size for each nation....
Pakistan: 12.20 cm
Sri Lanka: 10.89cm
And Australia...... 13.31cm
No wonder all the Desi women like Aussie men so much!
Must make you a bit insecure though.
#14 Jun 30, 2012
Turkish women do indeed have the best tits to give a [email protected] to. But then muslimers are quite fat and are usually willing also
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