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#415
Mar 11, 2013
 
Jeebok wrote:
<quoted text>Yes Natalie, that is the sole purpose of this forum.
WOW !

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#417
Mar 11, 2013
 
oh thx Jeebok, I just found this forum and registered so Ma am is me... Natalie :)

really quite funny some of the replies.

'precious arse in it'...

LMAO

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#418
Mar 11, 2013
 
Turd Research Scientist wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! Do you have curry stripes all over your car upholstry?
No I work in seven eleven so I never get the chance to wipe my arse on my car seat. Lucky cabbies...

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#419
Mar 11, 2013
 
Ma am wrote:
oh thx Jeebok, I just found this forum and registered so Ma am is me... Natalie :)
really quite funny some of the replies.
'precious arse in it'...
LMAO
Yeah I figured Natalie. This forum is a good time pass as long as you take it lightly but some people take it too seriously and end up spending half day Googling and copy-pasting to prove their point :) Welcome to Topix...

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<quoted text>Ewwww! You wipe your arse on the food products!!
No, menstrual pads mostly... unless you classify them as food product?

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#423
Mar 11, 2013
 
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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Indian Curry Chef wrote:
<quoted text>Only when they're used. Ones that have been up dogs arses make good curry curry.
It's amazing how curry retains its consistency even after travelling down 10 metres of intestines...

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Indian Curry Chef wrote:
<quoted text>My family have eaten the same curry for many generations. We eat it and poo it into a bowl and cook it again. We have eaten it over a million times.
*wobbles head*
Yes, apart from creating some neurological symptoms like wobbling head, curry is a superfood and virtually indestructible.

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#427
Mar 11, 2013
 
Jeebok wrote:
<quoted text>It's amazing how curry retains its consistency even after travelling down 10 metres of intestines...
Vindaloo looked much like it did before it went down including the spicy sauce.

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#428
Mar 11, 2013
 
Jeebok wrote:
<quoted text> Yes, apart from creating some neurological symptoms like wobbling head, curry is a superfood and virtually indestructible.
Will it strip paint ?
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Neville Thompson wrote:
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That's the penalty for being and supporting, condoning and loving TOPIX PAID TROLLS/MODERATORS, SPAMMERS, REAL AGITATORS, IMPOSTORS, IDENTITY THIEVES and ANARCHISTs.

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Mar 11, 2013
 
MalbarCACA Controllers wrote:
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That's the penalty for being and supporting, condoning and loving TOPIX PAID TROLLS/MODERATORS, SPAMMERS, REAL AGITATORS, IMPOSTORS, IDENTITY THIEVES and ANARCHISTs.
Are you the Footscray, Australia MalbarCACA coward Bender BASTARD?
take your foooooking medicine and have a good sleep and that might do you some good batard pilon .
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Sebastian wrote:
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take your foooooking medicine and have a good sleep and that might do you some good batard pilon .
You again.

Ki GOGOT Sa Sabash, Yasin, Teddy, Manouraj, Darlmah or Ehshan?
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well well well .. i would love to indulge myself into this discussion. what is the correct method of washing your ass, questions, 1: wipe it with a toilet paper, 2:wash it with water, 3:wipe it after you wash it with water.
answer for 1: i have a question, do you people wash your hands after wipe your ass with a toilet paper? because if you wash your ass even with your hand ..you can clean your hands by washing with soap. why do you wash your hand after wiping shit with toilet paper ? i mean why do you talk about water as a precious thing. it takes only glass of water to wash the shit .. just drink one glass less water and wash your ass. it makes you hygienic not by just wiping out with a toilet paper.

2: washing your ass with water is the cleanest method. and it doesn't take an ocean to wash it. just a mug of water. wash your hands with soap and here you go .. if you have a jet tap to wash your ass then it is very good. a development in hygienic sanitation i would say.

3: washing your ass and wipe it with a toilet paper is perfect. do it if you can. the best est way i guess.

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#434
Apr 7, 2013
 
we are one wrote:
Do you guys realize you are all humans, celebrate the similarities instead of bickering over the differences!
It's all good fun
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#435
May 16, 2013
 
Hi! But in the porn movies hey seem to be using the mouth to wipe out all dirt. That is animal hygine
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#436
May 16, 2013
 
The follow-up question should be,
Why do they eat with their hands? eww

Indians are good for a chuckle if nothing else.
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#437
Aug 3, 2013
 
Ali Hamdan wrote:
Indians and Arabs dont wipe their ass with their hands you stupid needle dick. They use water shit loads of water to clean their ass. Arabs and Indians dont use toilet paper if thats what you mean. Besides in Dubai we Rich arabs hire an Ozie to wipe our bums. We got the money and you are our ocker slaves in the Middle East.
I am hirin 2 white ozies to clean my bum..want a job? i am sure you cant resist money you greedy white dog.
I will take the job, and when you bend over I will shove a cricket bat up your smelly camel arse and then take a photo of your eyes popping out of your head and stick it on youtube. The title will read arabs fucked again....but not by Israel for once". Bahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#439
Aug 27, 2013
 
I emplore all intelligent people to burn all copies of the Koran they can find. It's an obscenity. Preservation of freedom will not be a western weakness. If it takes a million years, we will not rest until belief in Islam is removed from our beautiful planet.
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John Smith wrote:
I emplore all intelligent people to burn all copies of the Koran they can find. It's an obscenity. Preservation of freedom will not be a western weakness. If it takes a million years, we will not rest until belief in Islam is removed from our beautiful planet.
I think all bars and pubs should have a dress-up like Mohamed look-alike costume contest, with prizes for:

- longest beard
- biggest nose
- funkiest turban
- wildest outfit

The winners gets a side of pork, a bar tab, and a trip to Las Vegas.

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