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Canada vs Australia...who would win in a war?

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normal Aussie wrote:
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We supply Just the hardest soldiers! We don't need to bring heavy hardware with the badasses we supply!!
They might be bad asses but they don't fight.

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UScitizenAbroad wrote:
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LOL
Clue for you and your divisive, anti-Western, weed-fueled, noodle-slurping chum (BTW, who actually "wants" his "Far-Eastern employer" to subdue Australia): ;)
Anglosphere brothers - Canada, Australia, USA, most of the West and a lot of the rest, "are the same team", dumbo.))
That leaves you, the ageing chairborne commando, VVC (Virtual Victoria Cross), and your non-Western spiritual adviser, Mr Humbert, alone, in a very tight foxhole all by yourselves. Does that give you pleasure ?
Hey Broad you off your meds or just off your rocker?
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Yank Oliver wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Broad you off your meds or just off your rocker?
Hey Yankee Doodle, got rid of that flag avatar pretty quick, got something to hide, have you?

Not off your rocker, are you? hehe

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MALBARCACA Controller wrote:
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Hey Yankee Doodle, got rid of that flag avatar pretty quick, got something to hide, have you?
Not off your rocker, are you? hehe
Of course I did, it was annoying my Bud, Mr. Humbert. I don't have a rocker but if I did I would be on it.
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You're getting a bit "long in the tooth" now Oliver. Glad you're not alone though. You got your bud.
Yank Oliver wrote:
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Hey and scores of years later people are still quoting Winston Churchill!
Sadly, when you depart the land of the living, your BS will depart with you. No famous quotes.(( So, why do you persist with your clueless anti-Australian behavior, and frequent slander ? For many years !? lol )) Sure, everyone has a jibe every so often. However, if you amass 4+ loopy years of total BS, you know you're long overdue for the shrink.

Due to the fact that normal Westerners (in fact, ALL normal people) know you have a screw loose...And, if Humbert can only recruit you (or, are you the dominant one ?)....you two will need another disciple very quick, to pass down your BS, to carry on your movement. You two thought about adopting ?

Why ? Well, you're not young you see, and that 30-years' experience in the drilling-related industry ("your" words), has completely screwed your already deranged mind....(Yes, I know you eternally regret not signing up to be Supreme Commander of the Canadian Armed Forces. But, you later found another niche in life - here)....So, you have limited (life-)time to preach your BS and you need others to fill the BS void when you blissfully depart.

Any last minute (year) plans gain a bit of traction with the normal humans ? Or, will your divisive anti-Western BS movement die with you ?
John

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UScitizenAbroad wrote:
You're getting a bit "long in the tooth" now Oliver. Glad you're not alone though. You got your bud.
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Sadly, when you depart the land of the living, your BS will depart with you. No famous quotes.(( So, why do you persist with your clueless anti-Australian behavior, and frequent slander ? For many years !? lol )) Sure, everyone has a jibe every so often. However, if you amass 4+ loopy years of total BS, you know you're long overdue for the shrink.
Due to the fact that normal Westerners (in fact, ALL normal people) know you have a screw loose...And, if Humbert can only recruit you (or, are you the dominant one ?)....you two will need another disciple very quick, to pass down your BS, to carry on your movement. You two thought about adopting ?
Why ? Well, you're not young you see, and that 30-years' experience in the drilling-related industry ("your" words), has completely screwed your already deranged mind....(Yes, I know you eternally regret not signing up to be Supreme Commander of the Canadian Armed Forces. But, you later found another niche in life - here)....So, you have limited (life-)time to preach your BS and you need others to fill the BS void when you blissfully depart.
Any last minute (year) plans gain a bit of traction with the normal humans ? Or, will your divisive anti-Western BS movement die with you ?
Yank Oliver and Humbert have been eating too much loco weed on their long ride up to Brokeback Mountain.

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UScitizenAbroad wrote:
You're getting a bit "long in the tooth" now Oliver. Glad you're not alone though. You got your bud.
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Sadly, when you depart the land of the living, your BS will depart with you. No famous quotes.(( So, why do you persist with your clueless anti-Australian behavior, and frequent slander ? For many years !? lol )) Sure, everyone has a jibe every so often. However, if you amass 4+ loopy years of total BS, you know you're long overdue for the shrink.
Due to the fact that normal Westerners (in fact, ALL normal people) know you have a screw loose...And, if Humbert can only recruit you (or, are you the dominant one ?)....you two will need another disciple very quick, to pass down your BS, to carry on your movement. You two thought about adopting ?
Why ? Well, you're not young you see, and that 30-years' experience in the drilling-related industry ("your" words), has completely screwed your already deranged mind....(Yes, I know you eternally regret not signing up to be Supreme Commander of the Canadian Armed Forces. But, you later found another niche in life - here)....So, you have limited (life-)time to preach your BS and you need others to fill the BS void when you blissfully depart.
Any last minute (year) plans gain a bit of traction with the normal humans ? Or, will your divisive anti-Western BS movement die with you ?
Hey Broad why do you keep coming back for more. Why won't the Americans let you back in, if I remember right draft dodgers were pardoned! Why don't you register?
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India would beat USA and Canada with our arms tied behind our backs.
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Blah wrote:
India would beat USA and Canada with our arms tied behind our backs.
Stupid baboon stop making a chimp out of yourself.
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Baboon Fixers wrote:
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Stupid baboon stop making a chimp out of yourself.
You are gay!(Beady)

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John wrote:
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Yank Oliver and Humbert have been eating too much loco weed on their long ride up to Brokeback Mountain.
Wasn't that the assie actor who didn't have to act that much in the movie. He took a drug over dose while wanking I believe.

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Blah wrote:
India would beat USA and Canada with our arms tied behind our backs.
The Yanks would turn your stinking country into one big glass factory lol!
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Yank Oliver wrote:
<quoted text>Why don't you register?
Let me get this straight. You've been playing slanderous armchair private for 4+ fcuking LONG years, generally behaved like a total pr#ck on the US, Canadian and the Australian forum. Probably longer. ;)

Anyway, you "finally" registered in October, 2011. After at least 3.5 years of BS. Clearly it hasn't made any difference to the universe. Agreed ? You're still the troubled village idiot who hasn't got a fcuking clue about the real world outside Google. Even your Internet research skills are sub-normal.

The only reason YOU registered was when I noticed an Aussie threatened to sign-up and steal your then unregistered name (Yank Oliver).)) I wasn't on the scene long, but, I remember that incident. You baby.

Another thing you loon:

On this thread (Canadian Forum) we were recently directed to: http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TP398... (one of your pet Aussie attack topics), arguably Canada's biggest anti-Western fcuktard (YOU) is on page 5 giving his own reasons for not signing up. Recall you writing here too numerous excuses last year about that triviality. Who cares.

(Tell you what, the real story is someone could write a fcuking hefty book regarding Humbert and your shyte over the last 4 years).

HOWEVER, the most stupid thing regarding your Canadian Forum thread http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TP398... is this:

You use 7 different user names (Canuk, Steve, Merican, Derek, Gill, Clint, Yank Oliver) and three different server locations (Small towns - Timmins amd Espanola + North Bay) to childishly keep this very small part of your sad life going. To heap shyte on the Aussies. ;) On that thread, there wasn't a single slanderous or negative comment about our worthy Australian allies, "except" 20+ of yours, with 7 different names. You have a real fcuking problem. I agree with the Canadians about that. ;)

Check out the link above, Aussies. Also, I noticed this thread on the Canadian forum the other day:

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TINAT...

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UScitizenAbroad wrote:
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Let me get this straight. You've been playing slanderous armchair private for 4+ fcuking LONG years, generally behaved like a total pr#ck on the US, Canadian and the Australian forum. Probably longer. ;)
Anyway, you "finally" registered in October, 2011. After at least 3.5 years of BS. Clearly it hasn't made any difference to the universe. Agreed ? You're still the troubled village idiot who hasn't got a fcuking clue about the real world outside Google. Even your Internet research skills are sub-normal.
The only reason YOU registered was when I noticed an Aussie threatened to sign-up and steal your then unregistered name (Yank Oliver).)) I wasn't on the scene long, but, I remember that incident. You baby.
Another thing you loon:
On this thread (Canadian Forum) we were recently directed to: http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TP398... (one of your pet Aussie attack topics), arguably Canada's biggest anti-Western fcuktard (YOU) is on page 5 giving his own reasons for not signing up. Recall you writing here too numerous excuses last year about that triviality. Who cares.
(Tell you what, the real story is someone could write a fcuking hefty book regarding Humbert and your shyte over the last 4 years).
HOWEVER, the most stupid thing regarding your Canadian Forum thread http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TP398... is this:
You use 7 different user names (Canuk, Steve, Merican, Derek, Gill, Clint, Yank Oliver) and three different server locations (Small towns - Timmins amd Espanola + North Bay) to childishly keep this very small part of your sad life going. To heap shyte on the Aussies. ;) On that thread, there wasn't a single slanderous or negative comment about our worthy Australian allies, "except" 20+ of yours, with 7 different names. You have a real fcuking problem. I agree with the Canadians about that. ;)
Check out the link above, Aussies. Also, I noticed this thread on the Canadian forum the other day:
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/canada/TINAT...
Well you gave us your theory of why i REGISTERED, WHICH WAS WRONG BY THE WAY. I still don't see anything about why you don't register. The yanks aren't going to track you down and bring you back, like I say draft dodgers have been pardoned.

The vast majority of links that I supply are written by Assie military people. You are thin skinned and take it as criticism. They are only pointing out how the Asstralian military could improve. If you knew history you would know that in the mid thirties western military people spoke out about the dangers of fascism. They were ignored which made things a hell of alot easier for Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo.

You should take your head out of your butt and quit pouting like a little kid! But then if you ever did man up you have to stop your childish fits of moronic name calling!
the ABC sucks

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Yank Oliver wrote:
<quoted text>The vast majority of links that I supply are written by Assie military people.
You mean all TWO of your links, written by ONE retired General.
the ABC sucks

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Yank Oliver wrote:
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Only if the truth hurts for you, BTW how are those Collins class subs coming along? Have your assie engineers figured out how to close the screen doors on them?
Would you mind adressing their replacement class, or how the problems have been fixed one the later three subs of that very same class? Or how only 1 of your 4 subs actually stays out of drydock for most of the year? Or how your military WONT be replacing them anytime soon?

You wont.

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Yank Oliver wrote:
<quoted text>They might be bad asses but they don't fight.
Are you sure about that?
I haven't bothered googling it but isn't the Australian special forces self sufficient for 7 days without resupplying and the Canadian and yanks only 2-3 days?

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Blah wrote:
India would beat USA and Canada with our arms tied behind our backs.
You fail at trolling once again!
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You fail at trolling once again!
Teri ma behnen to lund ki pujari hen na unhen lund bohat pasand hai. Yahan le a apni behnon ko asli lund ka maza milega.

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Amreeta wrote:
<quoted text>Teri ma behnen to lund ki pujari hen na unhen lund bohat pasand hai. Yahan le a apni behnon ko asli lund ka maza milega.
After I'm finished with your sister you can have her back..
You silly Lund!

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