Canada vs Australia...who would win i...

Canada vs Australia...who would win in a war?

Created by Yank Oliver on May 14, 2010

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Canada

Quebec

Australia

India

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Adelaidean

Dianella, Australia

#1 May 14, 2010
Canada definitely.

Unless Australia us allowed to use its military.
Yank Oliver

Sudbury, Canada

#2 May 14, 2010
Why would two countries who have been allies in at least four wars want to fight each other. There's no money in that. We should be exploring new trade deals along with the USA,NZ and the UK.

“No carbon dioxide tax”

Since: Feb 10

bullet-proof tiger

#3 May 14, 2010
Yank oliver lives in Canada but is NOT Canadian.
He is a Muslim drawing you into his game. He hates ALL Aussies because like a lot of Muslims wanting to come to Oz, they first go to Canada before applying for an Australian visa.

Yank oliver is trying to divide Australian & Canadian relations, DON"T LET HIM SUCCEED..

You are kidding your self if you think you can get through to him, he is playing a game with anyone who will play.

Ignore him. He is not welcome here.
blacky

United States

#4 May 14, 2010
the mex. that usa sent to canada
Iron Ore

Australia

#5 May 15, 2010
Yank Oliver wrote:
Why would two countries who have been allies in at least four wars want to fight each other. There's no money in that. We should be exploring new trade deals along with the USA,NZ and the UK.
stfu muzzie
Tim G

Toronto, Canada

#6 Jul 4, 2010
I'm in Toronto, Canada. Why would we take up arms against Australia??? We freakin' LOVE Australians in this country. My grandfather served along side a lot of Australians in WWII said they were the toughest bastards on the planet. I don't know the point of this stupid blog but any Ozzies visiting Canada are welcome.
pedobear

Brandon, Canada

#7 Nov 14, 2010
Australia wouldn't even stand a chance against canada in a war...canada has almost double the population, canada is much more technologically advanced, canada has waaaaaaay more resources....(c'mon really Australia has nothing other than sand and kangaroos)...canada also has a much higher ranking military...those are just a few things....sorry to break it to you guys....Canada would demolish Australia allllll night long.

“Faith means not wanting to ”

Since: Nov 10

know what is true.

#8 Nov 14, 2010
I voted Australia. But I really think India would cause they have more people and nuclear weapons

“Faith means not wanting to ”

Since: Nov 10

know what is true.

#9 Nov 14, 2010
Yank Oliver wrote:
Why would two countries who have been allies in at least four wars want to fight each other. There's no money in that. We should be exploring new trade deals along with the USA,NZ and the UK.
I know this comment is old now. I don't take this seriously. Canada is our sister country and we more in common then most other countries (besides NZ), it more of a rivalry.

“NO ANZUS”

Since: Nov 10

Southern California

#10 Nov 14, 2010
pedobear wrote:
Australia wouldn't even stand a chance against canada in a war...canada has almost double the population, canada is much more technologically advanced, canada has waaaaaaay more resources....(c'mon really Australia has nothing other than sand and kangaroos)...canada also has a much higher ranking military...those are just a few things....sorry to break it to you guys....Canada would demolish Australia allllll night long.
Yeah I agree.I'd be cheering on the sidelines for Canada. GO CANADA. What a beautiful country. Closest thing to utopia on earth. They aren't arrogant racist and antiamerican like Australians.I think more people around the world respect Canada not goddamn Australia.
the ABC sucks

Brisbane, Australia

#11 Mar 21, 2011
pedobear wrote:
Australia wouldn't even stand a chance against canada in a war...canada has almost double the population, canada is much more technologically advanced, canada has waaaaaaay more resources....(c'mon really Australia has nothing other than sand and kangaroos)...canada also has a much higher ranking military...those are just a few things....sorry to break it to you guys....Canada would demolish Australia allllll night long.
How the hell did you come to that conclustion that Canada stomps, dude get your facts right, both countries are equally advanced, both countries have the capability to become nuclear powers over night, both countries have the best trained troops in the world, both countries have crap loads of resources to draw from, and both countries have equal millitaries.

Granted Canada has a slightly larger millitary population, a slightly larger army, but Australia has a slightly larger navy, and both countries seem to have an equaly large air force. So the winner would be the one who gets the first crippilling blow. Which is a 50 50 cance of being either country. So since there is an equal chance of either side winning, I just voted Australia, cause that's where I live.
Duh

Australia

#12 Mar 21, 2011
Dont you people realise this poll was crated by a troll.
Canada rawr

Toronto, Canada

#14 Apr 19, 2011
It would come down to population in my opnion. Canada has 34million, Australia has 22 million, i'd put my money on canada.
Yank Oliver

Timmins, Canada

#15 Apr 20, 2011
Canada would just have to sit back and wait for the Aussies to make the first move. After their attack the provisions of the NATO alliance would come into effect and Oz would find itself at war with a third of the world.
the ABC sucks

Brisbane, Australia

#16 May 2, 2011
Yank Oliver wrote:
Canada would just have to sit back and wait for the Aussies to make the first move. After their attack the provisions of the NATO alliance would come into effect and Oz would find itself at war with a third of the world.
NATO wouldn't step in, nations involved in that alliance are allieis with Australia, not only that but Australia has it's own powerful allieis.
the ABC sucks

Brisbane, Australia

#17 May 2, 2011
Canada rawr wrote:
It would come down to population in my opnion. Canada has 34million, Australia has 22 million, i'd put my money on canada.
But then again population isnt everything, look at Gerany and Russia during WW2
Mustafas Kebab Shop

Australia

#18 May 2, 2011
I'd put my money on kebabs
Yank Oliver

Timmins, Canada

#20 May 3, 2011
the ABC sucks wrote:
<quoted text>
But then again population isnt everything, look at Gerany and Russia during WW2
I'm looking and what I see is that the Soviet Union had about twice the population as Germany and the ruskies beat the living shit out of the Krauts. Now go get your jamies on get some coco and listen to your
ABBER records. Oh and you might want to spend some time studying your spelling.
Yank Oliver

Timmins, Canada

#22 May 3, 2011
Catholic Priest wrote:
Canadians smell
Only when they've been rooting Aussie Sheilas.
dgsgerg

Sydney, Australia

#23 May 3, 2011
These 2 beautiful nations would never go to war with each other...we have fought along side canadians before, they are one of our closest allies. Most people say Aussies and Canadians are much alike. Not happening.

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