WAR India v Australia, who will win?

WAR India v Australia, who will win?

Created by The War Battles on May 31, 2014

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St Nick

Melbourne, Australia

#1 Jun 1, 2014
The shemales will win hooray. Oh, I'm a shemale yay!
Dixit

Mumbai, India

#2 Jun 2, 2014
First ask ur impartial cops to step out of the picture n make it a free for all bet Ozzies n Indians.

I bet, u guys will have sore bums for a month.
Abdul

The Entrance, Australia

#3 Jun 2, 2014
We Pakistanis support Australia.
Paradise Life

Singapore, Singapore

#4 Jun 2, 2014
Abdul wrote:
We Pakistanis support Australia.
WHO CARES?! We Indians will wipe you both off the map. One Agni-3 on Pakistan and one Agni-6 on Australia. Game Over. India wins!

INDIA ZINDHABAADH!

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WTF

Melbourne, Australia

#5 Jun 2, 2014
Paradise Life wrote:
<quoted text> WHO CARES?! We Indians will wipe you both off the map. One Agni-3 on Pakistan and one Agni-6 on Australia. Game Over. India wins!
INDIA ZINDHABAADH!
Childish much?
Goats milk Australia

The Entrance, Australia

#6 Jun 2, 2014
I'm craving for some Muslim penis.
Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#7 Jun 3, 2014
the turdskins seen obsessed with this thread, so one except a stupid turdskin would ever think a turdskin could defeat a white man, yet alone a white nation like Australia.
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I guess the turdskins only have their stupid dreams of world domination, after being dominated for the last 2000 years, they are genetically slaves, always have been always will, 2 legged beasts of burden, unladen with any intelligence.

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Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#8 Jun 3, 2014
Paradise Life wrote:
<quoted text> WHO CARES?! We Indians will wipe you both off the map. One Agni-3 on Pakistan and one Agni-6 on Australia. Game Over. India wins!
INDIA ZINDHABAADH!
Have your Chinese masters not beaten you yet? Indian wins, LOL what a joke, still waiting for that to happen.

Since: Aug 11

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#9 Jun 3, 2014
Peter Hall wrote:
<quoted text>Have your Chinese masters not beaten you yet? Indian wins, LOL what a joke, still waiting for that to happen.
Don't rule them out! In 10 years they might have bins, 10 years after that toilets, 10 years after that high literacy.

LOL I couldn't keep a straight face.
Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#10 Jun 3, 2014
normal Aussie wrote:
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Don't rule them out! In 10 years they might have bins, 10 years after that toilets, 10 years after that high literacy.
LOL I couldn't keep a straight face.
Considering Indians invented toilets 2400 years ago, and they only have 31% of the population using them, that means they increase the percentage by 1% of the population every 77.41 years to not poop on the streets.
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So, in 5,341.9 years time Indians will no longer poop in the street!
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However, going by the rate that India is sliding down the UNHDI Index it will only take another 18 years to be the lowest on the UN HDI Index. Also within 133 years India will have 100% of the worlds poor, up from the 40% of the worlds total poor today. They only had 20% of the worlds poor in 1946 under the British.

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#11 Jun 3, 2014
Peter Hall wrote:
<quoted text>Considering Indians invented toilets 2400 years ago, and they only have 31% of the population using them, that means they increase the percentage by 1% of the population every 77.41 years to not poop on the streets.
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So, in 5,341.9 years time Indians will no longer poop in the street!
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However, going by the rate that India is sliding down the UNHDI Index it will only take another 18 years to be the lowest on the UN HDI Index. Also within 133 years India will have 100% of the worlds poor, up from the 40% of the worlds total poor today. They only had 20% of the worlds poor in 1946 under the British.
Maybe we can build a wall around it like Escape from New York? It seems like 75 of the worlds top 100 problems stem from India and Indians.
Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#12 Jun 4, 2014
normal Aussie wrote:
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Maybe we can build a wall around it like Escape from New York? It seems like 75 of the worlds top 100 problems stem from India and Indians.
No, I think the wall will not work, all we can hope and expect is either they blow themselves up trying to use nukes or a disease that is a result of their filthy living conditions wipes them out.

However, if they keep murdering all the Indian females they will not be able to reproduce at all soon.
Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#13 Jun 4, 2014
Any Indian migration should be correctly defined as a pandemic.

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#14 Jun 4, 2014
Peter Hall wrote:
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No, I think the wall will not work, all we can hope and expect is either they blow themselves up trying to use nukes or a disease that is a result of their filthy living conditions wipes them out.
However, if they keep murdering all the Indian females they will not be able to reproduce at all soon.
haaa joker boy. u can fight over in here. sitting behind ur screeen. typing in ur frustration while ur mom is getting the gift of her life in next room..... a curry laced super indian d!c
Peter Hall

Auburn, Australia

#15 Jun 4, 2014
JAY_Maharashtra wrote:
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haaa joker boy. u can fight over in here. sitting behind ur screeen. typing in ur frustration while ur mom is getting the gift of her life in next room..... a curry laced super indian d!c
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You are trying to be funny, but I am a white man, not a turdskin such as you, your mum may be the local temple prostitute, but that is your 3rd world culture, and well below that of the white man.
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Now run along little man, you have been dismissed.

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#16 Jun 4, 2014
JAY_Maharashtra wrote:
<quoted text>haaa joker boy. u can fight over in here. sitting behind ur screeen. typing in ur frustration while ur mom is getting the gift of her life in next room..... a curry laced super indian d!c
Curry laced? Is that your favourite? You speak of it so fondly.
Paradise Life

Singapore, Singapore

#17 Jun 4, 2014
Peter Hall wrote:
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Have your Chinese masters not beaten you yet? Indian wins, LOL what a joke, still waiting for that to happen.
Sorry correction: Not my Chinese masters, but my Chinese slaves have been beaten by me. And India has defeated Pakistan in all the wars against each other. And I know you're jealous of that little man. If Australia went to war with Pakistan, then in 11 hours, Australia would be a dead raw meat.
Paradise Life

Singapore, Singapore

#18 Jun 4, 2014
Peter Hall wrote:
Any Indian migration should be correctly defined as a pandemic.
All Indian migrations are done LEGALLY. Only Arabs, Phillipinos, Malaysians and Thai people are illegal migrants in many situations.
Paradise Life

Singapore, Singapore

#19 Jun 4, 2014
normal Aussie wrote:
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Don't rule them out! In 10 years they might have bins, 10 years after that toilets, 10 years after that high literacy.
LOL I couldn't keep a straight face.
So you do agree India is slowly improving. I like you bro. I appreciate your this post. Keep it up!
God Bless You!
Goats milk Australia

Baulkham Hills, Australia

#20 Jun 4, 2014
I love the smell of Indian men.

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