I've accepted the australian way of life!!! I'm an aussie!!!

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Since: Oct 12

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#1 Oct 18, 2012
Hey everyone!!

I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!

1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
Anglo-Saxon-Celt

Sydney, Australia

#2 Oct 18, 2012
You forgot one,

5 - i bashed a non-white parasite

So give yourself a punch in the head.
Steven

Greensborough, Australia

#3 Oct 18, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
Real Australians don't hide their location.
UpyoursConvict

Australia

#4 Oct 18, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
5- I go to church every Sunday, But I indulge in pedophilia during the week.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5 Oct 18, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
Remember to slap on ya vegemite cream every morning! So that you can smell like a normal maussie! What a minute thats not right, so you can smell like a normal ausstrich! Yeh, thats about right aye mate..
I am envious

Brisbane, Australia

#6 Oct 18, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
Hipp Hipp Hoooray,.......you are a moiyte now,- a legend, you can call me cobber or digger for that matter.
you can call every Non-Australian anything you like now and you get the cheers of every convict from now on, doesn't matter how much of an idiot you are. As a matter of fact, you can be proud of being scum and get away with it.
Oh boy, I am so .........I don't know,....hahah I ran out of Bulls__t
Anglo-Saxon-Celt

Sydney, Australia

#7 Oct 18, 2012
I am envious wrote:
Oh boy, I am so .........I don't know,....hahah I ran out of Bulls__t
You said it.

Since: Oct 12

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#8 Oct 18, 2012
Anglo-Saxon-Celt wrote:
You forgot one,
5 - i bashed a non-white parasite
So give yourself a punch in the head.
That would be number 2 Sir!!

Since: Oct 12

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#9 Oct 18, 2012
Steven wrote:
<quoted text>
Real Australians don't hide their location.
I live in Gayborough, Australia

Since: Oct 12

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#10 Oct 18, 2012
I am envious wrote:
<quoted text>
Hipp Hipp Hoooray,.......you are a moiyte now,- a legend, you can call me cobber or digger for that matter.
you can call every Non-Australian anything you like now and you get the cheers of every convict from now on, doesn't matter how much of an idiot you are. As a matter of fact, you can be proud of being scum and get away with it.
Oh boy, I am so .........I don't know,....hahah I ran out of Bulls__t
I know right?

Since: Nov 12

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#12 Nov 25, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
Mate you need a bullet raping aboriginals what the hell is wrong with you.
Elias

Glen Waverley, Australia

#13 Nov 25, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
The only one that seems likely for you is number one....
Ashanna

Hyderabad, India

#15 Nov 25, 2012
vul ta sobai kora.kao vul bujha sob kicu mane nita cay.r valobasar opor pranter manusta valobasa osikar
Mypenishuge

Australia

#16 Nov 25, 2012
Anonymous MKB wrote:
<quoted text>
Mate you need a bullet raping aboriginals what the hell is wrong with you.
Usually its the abo's doing the raping
UScitizenAbroad

Australia

#17 Nov 25, 2012
my2000cents wrote:
Hey everyone!!
I just want to tell you all that im an aussie now because i've fully assimilated myself!!!
1- i drink beer and get fat
2- i rape the abo and kill them
3- i love cricket
4- oi oi oi?
))

Let's say there's currently 192 countries on the planet. About 170 of these are are pretty fcuked.

If you live in Australia, good for you. So, what's the problem ? Enjoy you life. Enjoy. Until the West is completely Balkanized, I mean non-Western multiculturalized, at least.:)

If you don't live in the West (eg. Australia) stand in line and keep applying, I guess! There's a good lad. Stop gnashing your teeth.:) Sometimes I wonder why the hell US allowed the Internet into the non-Western world. One would of thought the Internet would have least been an educational tool. Didn't help "my2000Goats",or whatever currency he uses, at all!
Elias

Glen Waverley, Australia

#18 Nov 25, 2012
Mypenishuge wrote:
<quoted text>Usually its the abo's doing the raping
Is that how your mum got pregnant?
Confidential

Surrey, Canada

#19 Nov 25, 2012
Elias wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that how your mum got pregnant?
LMAOO!! Hahaha!
over it

Camperdown, Australia

#20 Nov 25, 2012
I am envious wrote:
<quoted text>
Hipp Hipp Hoooray,.......you are a moiyte now,- a legend, you can call me cobber or digger for that matter.
you can call every Non-Australian anything you like now and you get the cheers of every convict from now on, doesn't matter how much of an idiot you are. As a matter of fact, you can be proud of being scum and get away with it.
Oh boy, I am so .........I don't know,....hahah I ran out of Bulls__t
Keep smiling, you will never run out of bullsh*t.
Mypenishuge

Australia

#21 Nov 25, 2012
Elias wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that how your mum got pregnant?
Its how she met your father
Elias

Glen Waverley, Australia

#22 Nov 25, 2012
Mypenishuge wrote:
<quoted text>Its how she met your father
does that mean....you're my long lost brother!...

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