A message for Imams(or amams or whatever?)

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Blunt Turd

Brisbane, Australia

#1 Oct 5, 2012
This weekend ,Allah wants all prayers cancelled ,and mosques closed.......instead , He will be hosting a roast pork banquet at his place in the backyard....all are welcome ( dress code: thongs and burkha for men......no women allowed )
Rauf lala

United States

#3 Oct 5, 2012
Blunt Turd wrote:
This weekend ,Allah wants all prayers cancelled ,and mosques closed.......instead , He will be hosting a roast pork banquet at his place in the backyard....all are welcome ( dress code: thongs and burkha for men......no women allowed )
you'll burn in the deepest pit of the hell insha'allah.
wrong again

Melbourne, Australia

#4 Oct 5, 2012
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> you'll burn in the deepest pit of the hell insha'allah.
And you, my little burkha covered pen!s friend, will cower behind me like a slave covered from head to foot and only fit to walk silently on bare feet so that you make no sound to annoy me.

Erase yourself.
Blunt Turd

Brisbane, Australia

#5 Oct 5, 2012
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> you'll burn in the deepest pit of the hell insha'allah.
Not likely,you are flurrum .When the all powerfull and awsome Oooga Booga returns your choices will melt into the sand,and you will know the truth ,and the error of your ways. Muhammed(cigarette butts be upon him) will return to Earth ,and get a job stacking trolleys in the carpark at Coles in Seven Hills for $2.50 an hour....and the world will be at peace....ooooga booooga boo !The Ooga Booga has spoken...lalalalalaloopa
Ooga Booga from Samoa

Pennant Hills, Australia

#7 Oct 5, 2012
Blunt Turd wrote:
<quoted text>Not likely,you are flurrum .When the all powerfull and awsome Oooga Booga returns your choices will melt into the sand,and you will know the truth ,and the error of your ways. Muhammed(cigarette butts be upon him) will return to Earth ,and get a job stacking trolleys in the carpark at Coles in Seven Hills for $2.50 an hour....and the world will be at peace....ooooga booooga boo !The Ooga Booga has spoken...lalalalalaloopa
And here I am!
ReligionEqualsFa iryTales

Melbourne, Australia

#9 Oct 5, 2012
Behead the heretic followers of Ooga Booga.
This is the Word of Oingo Boingo (from up the Congo), The One True God!
Aussie

Australia

#11 Oct 5, 2012
As I live in the tropics I would invite all rag heads to come on up and I will stick em on my boat for a lovely fishing trip for the weekend, when the tide drops set up on a sand bar at the mouth of a creek with umbrellas etc , then I sail away waving at them having a great time.

When the tide comes in they will scamper into the mangroves and the snapping hand bags will deal with them.

All hail the snapping hand bag god "Snapper"
Foo

Brisbane, Australia

#12 Oct 5, 2012
Aussie wrote:
As I live in the tropics I would invite all rag heads to come on up and I will stick em on my boat for a lovely fishing trip for the weekend, when the tide drops set up on a sand bar at the mouth of a creek with umbrellas etc , then I sail away waving at them having a great time.
When the tide comes in they will scamper into the mangroves and the snapping hand bags will deal with them.
All hail the snapping hand bag god "Snapper"
The Ooga Booga will smile upon you.....ooga booga boo !

“We don't have to take it”

Since: Jun 08

WhereTFamI?

#14 Oct 5, 2012
Silence all ye sinners!

You must renounce all others and worship only the one true God - His Noodleness the Honorable Flying Spaghetti Monster - the Creator of all that which is sane.

Pastafarians are united in their quest to rid the world of all non-believers and have had a recent court victory which will change the face of driver's licences forever. I have heard a rumour that members of 'The Undercover Skidmarks Cult' are protesting the decision under the Discrimination Act, as their bid to wear underpants on their head for Passport photos has been rejected by the UN. So far only tea towels and bed sheets are allowed.
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BREAKING NEWS:

'Pastafarian' wins right to wear sieve on his head in driving licence photo (well, he does belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Pasta strainers are now considered suitable religious headgear in Austria... at least as far as the transport authorities are concerned.

Three years after applying for a new driver's licence, an Austrian man has finally received the laminated card - in which he is pictured with an upturned sieve on his head.

Niko Alm was allowed to wear the unusual headgear as it is deemed a suitable accessory for his 'Pastafarian' religion, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

PHOTOS:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20145...
ReligionEqualsFa iryTales

Melbourne, Australia

#16 Oct 5, 2012
Gottaliv wrote:
Silence all ye sinners!
You must renounce all others and worship only the one true God - His Noodleness the Honorable Flying Spaghetti Monster - the Creator of all that which is sane.
Pastafarians are united in their quest to rid the world of all non-believers and have had a recent court victory which will change the face of driver's licences forever. I have heard a rumour that members of 'The Undercover Skidmarks Cult' are protesting the decision under the Discrimination Act, as their bid to wear underpants on their head for Passport photos has been rejected by the UN. So far only tea towels and bed sheets are allowed.
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BREAKING NEWS:
'Pastafarian' wins right to wear sieve on his head in driving licence photo (well, he does belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
Pasta strainers are now considered suitable religious headgear in Austria... at least as far as the transport authorities are concerned.
Three years after applying for a new driver's licence, an Austrian man has finally received the laminated card - in which he is pictured with an upturned sieve on his head.
Niko Alm was allowed to wear the unusual headgear as it is deemed a suitable accessory for his 'Pastafarian' religion, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
PHOTOS:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20145...
Fvcken love it
Slap rauf and he poops

Ascot Vale, Australia

#17 Oct 6, 2012
Rauf lala wrote:
<quoted text> you'll burn in the deepest pit of the hell insha'allah.
Imam: slap!

Rauf lala the slappy face: ouch! Eeeeee buick! What was that for?

Imam the mosque is closed. Go strip and wipe your bum somewhere else!

“We don't have to take it”

Since: Jun 08

WhereTFamI?

#19 Oct 6, 2012
ReligionEqualsFairyTales wrote:
<quoted text>
Fvcken love it
Funniest thing I've read in a long time - and just love the dead-pan look on the bloke's face with a sieve on his head.:)))
OMG I laughed so much I nearly had an asthma attack!

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