Have you any funny abo or black jokes

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Apr 24, 2011
 
Have you any funny abo indian or black jokes,
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Auz wrote:
Have you any funny abo indian or black jokes,
Q: Why did the Aboriginal inventor invent clear plastic rubbish bins?

A: So his mates could go window-shopping.
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How do you know a abos been in ya house??
Ya cats pregnant and ya jandels are gone
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I love to make my cat pregnant. The only one who pregnant by the abo thief was my wife. She likes them big and black.
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Lol its true about our race
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Why do you go to a black guy's garage sale.
To get your stuff back.
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Six Indian factory workers drown in giant vat of tomato sauce

From correspondents in Lucknow, India From: NewsCore July 09, 2010 11:06AM

SIX workers drowned after falling into a giant vat of tomato sauce at a factory in India, the Indian Express reported.

The horrifying incident unfolded Wednesday evening when a female worker slipped and fell into the 6m deep tank.

As five colleagues dived in to grab her they were all overcome by fumes given off from fermenting vegetables and drowned, the newspaper said.

Two more workers were in a hospital following the tragic incident at the Akansha Food Products unit in Lucknow, in the Uttar Pradesh region of northeastern India.

Investigators say the woman, named as Usha, was scooping up fermented vegetables from the vat when she slipped off her ladder and plunged into the raw material used to make the sauce.

“When the woman fell in, the other workers jumped in to help her,” said Rajiv Krishna, Lucknow's Senior Superintendent of Police.

The factory owner was taken into custody, the Indian Express said.
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Jun 15, 2011
 
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“When the woman fell in, the other workers jumped in to help her,” said Rajiv Krishna, Lucknow's Senior Superintendent of Police.The factory owner was taken into custody, the Indian Express said.
This guy is the master of understatement.
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Whats the fastest thing in australia ?
Abo with a mcdonalds voucher
good ol days

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i tell you a joke . Sorry there is no abo joke , british didnt invade yet . We havent been called aboriginal yet or called black . .
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Have you got a dollar ?
good ol days wrote:
i tell you a joke . Sorry there is no abo joke , british didnt invade yet . We havent been called aboriginal yet or called black ..
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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aborigine. They were given a word,then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
"Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu ."

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aborigine top that, they thought.

The old aborigine calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
"Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three ladies in a pop up tent,
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and tim buktu."
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Jan 13, 2012
 
lol funny
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I dislike these jokes i happen to be an abo and find this very disgraceful,rude and racist now let's not forget the first people in Australia not white people or noodle eaters
Whites must fade

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One whiteman walks into the bush and goes missing for 48 hours later was by aboriginals the man is bleeding,stink,black eyed or burnt like toast the dumb-ass did the wrong things
1. Stink; he shitted him self
2. Burnt toast ; he didn't stay in shade
3. Black eye ; he poked his head in a hollow tree (bee sting him)
4. Bleeding ; he mistakes rocks for nuts
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Jan 14, 2012
 
wtf learn aboriginal please

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i am an abriginal and i reckon this post is racist. all you white c**ts do even belong in thsi country anyway. yall belong in uk where yall started off with. yall uneducated mofos. dreamtime prophecies predict none you whites be here in the future coz ya don know how ta look afta tha land like we do. tis is our land u all just fake aussies, we are the real aussies. if any you people wanna know about the dreamtime prophecy ring me n i'll tell ya 0401083503
Aussie Joey

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Jan 14, 2012
 
What's not white and not right?.........Bush pigs wifes left nipple!!!!!!!
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Jan 14, 2012
 
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i am an abriginal and i reckon this post is racist. all you white c**ts do even belong in thsi country anyway. yall belong in uk where yall started off with. yall uneducated mofos. dreamtime prophecies predict none you whites be here in the future coz ya don know how ta look afta tha land like we do. tis is our land u all just fake aussies, we are the real aussies. if any you people wanna know about the dreamtime prophecy ring me n i'll tell ya 0401083503
3 posts and you are being naughty already Bushy!

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bush_pig wrote:
i am an abriginal and i reckon this post is racist. all you white c**ts do even belong in thsi country anyway. yall belong in uk where yall started off with. yall uneducated mofos. dreamtime prophecies predict none you whites be here in the future coz ya don know how ta look afta tha land like we do. tis is our land u all just fake aussies, we are the real aussies. if any you people wanna know about the dreamtime prophecy ring me n i'll tell ya 0401083503
100% full abo are we.
Pigsfarkin arse you are. You might have 1 shoe but your no abo.

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