Do Australian men sits down to pee ?

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Sheikh Hamza Suleiman

India

#1 Jul 11, 2014
I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just taking a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number 2

No can do I'm takin a pee
sitting on the lou having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down.

And you're not making brown?

No, I'm not making brown!

Are you making iced tea?

No, just lemonade

But are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down!!!

Why don't you stand like a regular man
then you can use the pee in urinal can

You really wanna know why I'm sitting strong?
I just can't stand touching my dong.
Because its against Islam

“REFUSE ALL IMITATIONS!!”

Since: Jan 11

Australia

#2 Jul 11, 2014
Sheikh Hamza Suleiman wrote:
I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me .......
The reason you sit down to pee
Is plainly there for all to see.
That way both your hands are free
To write your piddling poetry.

:)
Pete the Phantom Puller

Melbourne, Australia

#4 Jul 12, 2014
It's truly bizarre some of the stuff you read on this site.
Roy the Boy

Denpasar, Indonesia

#5 Jul 12, 2014
I only sit down to pee when I'm peeing on someone's face. After I'm finished, it's his or her turn to squat and pee on me. I sometimes spend entire weekends engaged in this pleasurable activity.

“'QUANDARY'”

Since: Oct 12

Cheshire UK

#6 Jul 18, 2014
The ADELAIDEAN wrote:
<quoted text>
The reason you sit down to pee
Is plainly there for all to see.
That way both your hands are free
To write your piddling poetry.
:)
The real reason he sits down for a pee,
is because it's to small to hold you see.

It also attracts sparrows, to small for a hawk,
Steven Hawking has it listed down as a quark.

But never mind eh, although it's quite naff,
at least it's enough to give us all a good laugh.
Goats Milk Australia

Sydney, Australia

#7 Jul 18, 2014
When I'm taking a poo, sometimes I sit down. I often take a pee at the same time.

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