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Since: Feb 13

United States

#1 Mar 2, 2013
Since your political correctness seems to think that we americans, native americans, dont joke and laugh at one another I thought I post a few, just for laughs.
When a race, or person, cant laugh at others or , themselves, then that race, or person, has more problems then one thinks.

A guy traveling through the west of the usa stoped at a small roadside bar for a few drinks. Once he steped up to the bar he ordered a drink and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink and smoked his cigar he sit there quietly and begin blowing smoke rings.
After blowing nine or ten smoke rings into the air an angry native american jumped up and walked up to the man, "Look here fellow', said the native,'one more remark like that and I smash your face in!'

When nasa was prepareing for the apollo project they did alot of their training on an indian reservation.
One day and old indian ,who spoke only his native tongue, and his grandson came upon the astronauts as they were training.
The old indian asked a question which his grandson translated,'what are you doing?'
The astronaut crew explained that they were training to go to the moon. The old indian got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.
Reconizeing a promotional opportunity the spin-doctors found a tape recorder.
The old indian them recorded his message, afterwards the astronauts asked the grandson to translate, he refused.
The next day nasa took the tape to the reservation and played it to everyone. All the native laughed, but refused to translate it.
Finally, nasa got an official government translator to translate the message.
The message said,........'Watch out for these guys, they have come to steal your land.'

'Dad, do you think the american indians were superior to the white man who took this land from them,' asked the young boy.
"you bet', replied the father.'When the indians were the sole occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt,no centralized government, no military, no foreign aid projects, no banks,no stock markets, no nuclear weapons, and their women did ALL the work. What could be more superior then that?'

I know insulting jokes also to and about native americans, I chose not to put them on here bc I know you'd find something stupid to say about them. However, if you feel the above jokes are 'too' clean, just let me know.
I'll gladly type some native american insult jokes if that will make you feel better.

Since: Feb 13

United States

#2 Mar 2, 2013
Four inidan cheifs visited new york city for the first time, and decided to stop for a bite to eat in an upscale restraunt.
The matre d' asked,' do you have a reservation?'
'Of course', answered one of the cheifs,'in arizona'.

Since: Feb 13

United States

#3 Mar 2, 2013
A young native american boy approached his mother one day and asked her why his older brother was named 'mighty storm'.
"because he was made during a mighty storm', answered his mother.
Then the you boy continued with his questions and asked his mother why his sister was named 'corn flower'.
'because she was made in the cornfield', answered his mother.
The child continued with his questions, and he asked his mother why his other sister was named 'moon child'.
'because she was made under the light of bright moon', answered his mother.
'tell me', asked his mother,' why are you asking these questions torn rubber'.

'illegal aliens have always been a problem in the united states, ask any indian.'

'vegetarian ', thats an old indian word meaning,' lousy hunter'.

Since: Jan 11

Abingdon, VA

#4 Mar 2, 2013
Do you know any Irish jokes?

There's one about two gay Irish lads named Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM

Los Angeles, CA

#5 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
Four inidan cheifs visited new york city for the first time, and decided to stop for a bite to eat in an upscale restraunt.
The matre d' asked,' do you have a reservation?'
'Of course', answered one of the cheifs,'in arizona'.
"inidan" - Stupif
"cheifs " - Stupif
"restraunt"- Stupif
"matre " - Stupif
"cheifs" - Stupif

That's a lot funnier than the pilfered joke.

ROTFLMAOAY!!!
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM

Los Angeles, CA

#6 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
Since your political correctness seems to think that we americans, native americans, dont joke and laugh at one another I thought I post a few, just for laughs.
When a race, or person, cant laugh at others or , themselves, then that race, or person, has more problems then one thinks.
A guy traveling through the west of the usa stoped at a small roadside bar for a few drinks. Once he steped up to the bar he ordered a drink and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink and smoked his cigar he sit there quietly and begin blowing smoke rings.
After blowing nine or ten smoke rings into the air an angry native american jumped up and walked up to the man, "Look here fellow', said the native,'one more remark like that and I smash your face in!'
When nasa was prepareing for the apollo project they did alot of their training on an indian reservation.
One day and old indian ,who spoke only his native tongue, and his grandson came upon the astronauts as they were training.
The old indian asked a question which his grandson translated,'what are you doing?'
The astronaut crew explained that they were training to go to the moon. The old indian got all excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.
Reconizeing a promotional opportunity the spin-doctors found a tape recorder.
The old indian them recorded his message, afterwards the astronauts asked the grandson to translate, he refused.
The next day nasa took the tape to the reservation and played it to everyone. All the native laughed, but refused to translate it.
Finally, nasa got an official government translator to translate the message.
The message said,........'Watch out for these guys, they have come to steal your land.'
'Dad, do you think the american indians were superior to the white man who took this land from them,' asked the young boy.
"you bet', replied the father.'When the indians were the sole occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt,no centralized government, no military, no foreign aid projects, no banks,no stock markets, no nuclear weapons, and their women did ALL the work. What could be more superior then that?'
I know insulting jokes also to and about native americans, I chose not to put them on here bc I know you'd find something stupid to say about them. However, if you feel the above jokes are 'too' clean, just let me know.
I'll gladly type some native american insult jokes if that will make you feel better.
Best to copy and paste them, chickyladygayrentboy they loose all their meaning and funniness with your translations, with you becoming the joke.

Do you know any Indian MalbarCACA insult jokes?

Since: Dec 12

Sydney

#7 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
A young native american boy approached his mother one day and asked her why his older brother was named 'mighty storm'.
"because he was made during a mighty storm', answered his mother.
Then the you boy continued with his questions and asked his mother why his sister was named 'corn flower'.
'because she was made in the cornfield', answered his mother.
The child continued with his questions, and he asked his mother why his other sister was named 'moon child'.
'because she was made under the light of bright moon', answered his mother.
'tell me', asked his mother,' why are you asking these questions torn rubber'.
'illegal aliens have always been a problem in the united states, ask any indian.'
'vegetarian ', thats an old indian word meaning,' lousy hunter'.
A Canadian Indian told me this one (it may be true):

A Canadian mounted policeman retired after 20 years of working with the local Indians, arresting them when they were drunk or committed a crime etc etc. On the day he retired, the local chief gave him a new hat with a beadwork headband - he loved this hat and wore it everywhere he went.

Until - an Indian in a bar translated it for him, it said:

"Farewell to the big blue-eyed sonofabitch"

Since: Feb 13

United States

#8 Mar 2, 2013
Adhamh Shane wrote:
<quoted text>
A Canadian Indian told me this one (it may be true):
A Canadian mounted policeman retired after 20 years of working with the local Indians, arresting them when they were drunk or committed a crime etc etc. On the day he retired, the local chief gave him a new hat with a beadwork headband - he loved this hat and wore it everywhere he went.
Until - an Indian in a bar translated it for him, it said:
"Farewell to the big blue-eyed sonofabitch"
I love it! Could very well be true. I do know that alot of native americans do like to do stuff like that in their native tongue. I wouldnt put it pass a native to do that. lol

Since: Feb 13

United States

#9 Mar 2, 2013
Teaman wrote:
Do you know any Irish jokes?
There's one about two gay Irish lads named Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
That one went over my head for a sec, but I finally caught on. lol Love it.
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM

Los Angeles, CA

#10 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
<quoted text>That one went over my head for a sec, but I finally caught on. lol Love it.
Do you know any Indian MalbarCACA insult jokes?

Aggrolite

Since: Jan 13

Hampton, Australia

#11 Mar 2, 2013
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you know any Indian MalbarCACA insult jokes?
Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Mauritius?
A: An Indo-Mauritian

Since: Feb 13

United States

#12 Mar 2, 2013
I dont even know what an indian malbarcaca is?

Since: Feb 13

United States

#13 Mar 2, 2013
President obama came out in favor of gay marriage. He said that over the years he has been going over an evolution on the subject.
This made people on the far right doubly angry bc they dont believe in gay marriage or evolution.
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM

Los Angeles, CA

#14 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
I dont even know what an indian malbarcaca is?
Hi,hi,hi,hi even funnier than The Adelaideans yesterday.

You did yesterday, ask FAGgrolite^^^.

Aggrolite

Since: Jan 13

Hampton, Australia

#15 Mar 2, 2013
crawlfish wrote:
I dont even know what an indian malbarcaca is?
It's actually Malbar, he's just put CACA at the end. I don't think Malbar is an actual race, more people from South India. I don't really understand it.

Since: Feb 13

United States

#16 Mar 2, 2013
An exchange student from denmark was visiting a reservation in the american west.
The natives asked him had he ever heard of the legend of the beautiful maidens.
And he told them that he hadn't.
So the natives told him that in the cracks and crevices of caves lives the beautiful maidens. And that if he hears a 'woo,woo'sound coming from the caves that he should enter quickly, as the young maidens would show him a fantastic time.
The next day the local newspaper read,"young exchange student from denmark ran over by train"
The Beady Fixers

Sydney, Australia

#17 Mar 2, 2013
Aggrolite wrote:
<quoted text>
Q: What do you call an intelligent person in Mauritius?
A: An Indo-Mauritian
Q. What do you call an unwanted outsider in Mauritius?
A. A creole
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM

Los Angeles, CA

#18 Mar 2, 2013
The Beady Fixers wrote:
<quoted text>
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No Rosa GoGoBar Master Rakesh MalbarCACA IMPOSTOR, IDENTITY THIEVES, Gallahs KAKA LIKI idiotic 1 monkey moronic ChokraFAGBOYgirl Pilon Bumchod Indomauritian Balmiki Bhangi BABOON Gaand marau Ghondoos post or discussion will be tolerated.

Aggrolite

Since: Jan 13

Hampton, Australia

#19 Mar 2, 2013
The Beady Fixers wrote:
<quoted text>
Q. What do you call an unwanted outsider in Mauritius?
A. A creole
Q: How do you know your CACA is Creole?
A: It is Black, Uneducated and it Stinks!

Aggrolite

Since: Jan 13

Hampton, Australia

#20 Mar 2, 2013
The QUICK FIX IT TEAM wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi,hi,hi,hi even funnier than The Adelaideans yesterday.
You did yesterday, ask FAGgrolite^^^.
Mauritian Creoles not only live in poverty in the slums, they suffer severe discrimination - trying to get into the civil service, or for example, the police force. More often than they should, Creoles fail at school, or turn to alcohol, drugs and prostitution.

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