Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river? ...

Apr 4, 2013 Full story: Daily Mail 12

An Australian man wearing nothing but a sun hat risked his life to win a bet by paddling across a crocodile-infested river on a log.

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“Hi People”

Since: Feb 13

Sydney

#1 Apr 4, 2013
I'll bite. Why?

“Tilt my hat at the sun”

Since: Jun 12

And the shadows they burn dark

#2 Apr 5, 2013
tanyawill wrote:
I'll bite. Why?
I don't think the clown that did it even knows the answer to that.
Nice pic btw :)

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#3 Apr 5, 2013
And the crazy Aussie made it!...that sends a very positive message, if you are willing to risk life and limb there is a payout at the end...like life really.
Vizhnu

Delhi, India

#4 Apr 5, 2013
Ahomana wrote:
And the crazy Aussie made it!...that sends a very positive message, if you are willing to risk life and limb there is a payout at the end...like life really.
You would swim the river too if you thought there was pork at the other side and a pig to carry it all back with.

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#5 Apr 5, 2013
Vizhnu wrote:
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You would swim the river too if you thought there was pork at the other side and a pig to carry it all back with.
How do you think he got across the croc infested river in the first place...he fed them pork from your families butcher....crocs were fully fed when walked across the river on their backs. Another savvy Aussie, that didn't need to get wet.

Since: Nov 11

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#6 Apr 5, 2013
Make betw ith baedy !Starv croccs first haha

Bee look Topix
MalbarCACA Controllers

Henderson, NV

#7 Apr 5, 2013
Cyrano de Bee wrote:
Make betw ith baedy !Starv croccs first haha
Bee look Topix
How many times do need to be told repulsive malbarCACA soucere gogote:

THIS IS A CACA EATING, RAT CURRY IDIOTIC avatuvaman, murkh, scum, filth, dalit, coolie, chharchhobi, chamberpot, FUCKTURD FREE ZONE - KEEP OUT and
FOOKOFF.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OFF.
Vizhnu

Delhi, India

#8 Apr 5, 2013
Ahomana wrote:
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How do you think he got across the croc infested river in the first place...he fed them pork from your families butcher....crocs were fully fed when walked across the river on their backs. Another savvy Aussie, that didn't need to get wet.
What if you fell in the river ? The crocodiles will live off pork and saggy breasts for 10 years.

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#9 Apr 5, 2013
Vizhnu wrote:
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What if you fell in the river ? The crocodiles will live off pork and saggy breasts for 10 years.
You have obviously never heard of the tales of Australians and their bets, if he had have fallen in the river he would still have won because he would have died a legend, nor are you familiar with the appetite of a croc. You are just an ignorant Indian so what would you know eh!
Vizhnu

Delhi, India

#10 Apr 5, 2013
Ahomana wrote:
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You have obviously never heard of the tales of Australians and their bets, if he had have fallen in the river he would still have won because he would have died a legend, nor are you familiar with the appetite of a croc. You are just an ignorant Indian so what would you know eh!
And if you fell in 70 crocodiles cound eat pork for 2 weeks.

Since: Dec 10

Perth, Australia

#11 Apr 6, 2013
Vizhnu wrote:
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And if you fell in 70 crocodiles cound eat pork for 2 weeks.
At least I would have served a useful purpose nignog.
Farkwit

Australia

#12 Apr 7, 2013
_0rion_ wrote:
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I don't think the clown that did it even knows the answer to that.
Nice pic btw :)
For a carton of jacks.

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