2-at the age of four his parents asked him to 'please run away from home'.
3-at six years of age he was mistaken for an escaped baboon, hastily captured, and hauled off to the city zoo.
4-at thirteen years of age he finally learned to wave goodbye.
5-at sixteen years of age he was fired from his first job after only two hours of work as a sperm collector at local sperm bank. Reason for his dismissal----------drinking on the job.
6-In high school he was listed as the 'whos who' of 'whats that?'
7-his family tree has no branches.
8-his favorite food is nuts----------hey, you are what you eat.
9-at age nine he was offered a job as a poster boy for birth control.
10-his parents are siblings
11-he was once the subject of a science experiment in artificial stupidity.
12-his birth certificate is actually an apology from the trojan condom factory
13-when looking at himself in a mirror his reflection ducks!
14-on his death bed his fathers last request was to be buried at sea. Shortly afterwards six family members drown while trying to dig the grave.
15-he is the first in his family to be born without a tail.
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