Albania holidays: Beaches and bargains in Europe's hidden secret

May 8, 2013 Full story: Daily Mail 25

Remember Albania? The crackpot Communist country where they used to cut your hair at the airport if it was too long? Where they hated everything Western, but went crazy over Norman Wisdom films? Once upon a time, the only tourists it welcomed were serious-minded students of Stalinism.

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Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#1 May 8, 2013
"Hated everything that was western"

I cant say I blame them! What a load of shit. Tourists and visitors came from all over the world in Albania during the communist regime and they would get the best of the best in the cities. Turism was one of the largest industry in Albania 1970s probably as large as Exports. Communists were too stupid and too greedy to be able foresee the future. They build and build and then every got destroyed in a few years. back to square one! Now the slant eye chinks are mining uranium and gold out of the ground and Eurofags collecting the money of the people with banks and other clever institutions.
Curious

London, UK

#2 May 8, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
"Hated everything that was western"
I cant say I blame them! What a load of shit. Tourists and visitors came from all over the world in Albania during the communist regime and they would get the best of the best in the cities. Turism was one of the largest industry in Albania 1970s probably as large as Exports. Communists were too stupid and too greedy to be able foresee the future. They build and build and then every got destroyed in a few years. back to square one! Now the slant eye chinks are mining uranium and gold out of the ground and Eurofags collecting the money of the people with banks and other clever institutions.
Ohhh Barbie move on just think how much tourism can bring to yr country ! I know tourists can spoil things too but if they are in set areas saving secret best for those who know they will bring lots of money into the country and Albanians can use this to prosper
I do suggest you dont get a job in tourism tho as i think youd scare shit out of most westerners lol !!!!
Jkc

London, UK

#3 May 8, 2013
Curious wrote:
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Ohhh Barbie move on just think how much tourism can bring to yr country ! I know tourists can spoil things too but if they are in set areas saving secret best for those who know they will bring lots of money into the country and Albanians can use this to prosper
I do suggest you dont get a job in tourism tho as i think youd scare shit out of most westerners lol !!!!
I just think the tourists will all ask for a refund and compensation for traumatic stress :-)
As for the company who employed Barbie.... 100% closure!
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#5 May 8, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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I just think the tourists will all ask for a refund and compensation for traumatic stress :-)
As for the company who employed Barbie.... 100% closure!
Ching Chong I told you look into bleaching your sideways vagine make it look whiter haa
Jkc

UK

#6 May 8, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
<quoted text>Ching Chong I told you look into bleaching your sideways vagine make it look whiter haa
Hahaha... You can't spell...again!
I told you it's 'vagina' not vagine. I must have shown you 5 times how to spell it, but that small brain of yours just can't hold information for long!
Don't worry... You're only 14 years old, the brain is still developing...there's still hope for you!
We just don't have enough bleach as you keep drinking it like water... I told you.. Drinking bleach will not clean your soul... You need more than that...you need to drown in bleach.
barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#7 May 8, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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Hahaha... You can't spell...again!
I told you it's 'vagina' not vagine. I must have shown you 5 times how to spell it, but that small brain of yours just can't hold information for long!
Don't worry... You're only 14 years old, the brain is still developing...there's still hope for you!
We just don't have enough bleach as you keep drinking it like water... I told you.. Drinking bleach will not clean your soul... You need more than that...you need to drown in bleach.
http://www.urbandictionary.com /define.php?term=vagine

haaaaaa f uc king subhuman illiterate Im stop replying to your dumb ass from now you have fun trolling with yourself tell your husband he is a piece of shit!
Jkc

UK

#8 May 8, 2013
barbarian wrote:
<quoted text> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php...
haaaaaa f uc king subhuman illiterate Im stop replying to your dumb ass from now you have fun trolling with yourself tell your husband he is a piece of shit!
I'm sure you'll write something stupid for me to take the piss out of you again...
My husband is what??? It's funny how a young boy like you were raised with such awful manners... Your parents must be shitty parent to have raise such a shitty boy... Like I said before 'shit people'.

Since: Mar 07

Prishtina, Kosovo

#9 May 9, 2013
Albania is beautiful, It is the unspoiled pearl of Europe. I hope it stays that way.
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#10 May 9, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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I'm sure you'll write something stupid for me to take the piss out of you again...
My husband is what??? It's funny how a young boy like you were raised with such awful manners... Your parents must be shitty parent to have raise such a shitty boy... Like I said before 'shit people'.
you figure out vagine now imbecile. haaaaaaa subhuma passing judgment on me and how I was raised. haaaaaa you talk about manners haaaaaaaa when did you get manners slant eye bitch in jungles in Vietnam with the the monkies in the fu ck ing tees. or was it your fuc ki ng piece of shit American dad degenerate who taught you manners haaa Tell you husband I said he is a piece of shit!
Jkc

UK

#11 May 9, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
<quoted text>you figure out vagine now imbecile. haaaaaaa subhuma passing judgment on me and how I was raised. haaaaaa you talk about manners haaaaaaaa when did you get manners slant eye bitch in jungles in Vietnam with the the monkies in the fu ck ing tees. or was it your fuc ki ng piece of shit American dad degenerate who taught you manners haaa Tell you husband I said he is a piece of shit!
Manners boy... Manners...
I understand you're going through puberty and temper tantrums...your mamas gonna smack your butt if she see you talk like this :-)
My husband says stop shitting in your pants every night... Too much anal!
If you get angry... Count to 10... Starting NOW!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10... Breathe...Better boy?
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#12 May 9, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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Manners boy... Manners...
I understand you're going through puberty and temper tantrums...your mamas gonna smack your butt if she see you talk like this :-)
My husband says stop shitting in your pants every night... Too much anal!
If you get angry... Count to 10... Starting NOW!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10... Breathe...Better boy?
fu ck you and your piece of shit husband. tell him to keep breeding more subhumans fu c k ing disgrace.
Jkc

UK

#13 May 9, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
<quoted text>fu ck you and your piece of shit husband. tell him to keep breeding more subhumans fu c k ing disgrace.
Thanks, we will!
By the way he told me to tell you to work through all the men in Philadelphia... You may actually get rich for a few dollars a piece...
Remember the song I made for you... We changed some of the lyrics so you can sing it to your male customers...
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Unzip your pant, lets see the star
It's small like pinkie and it smells like piss
But I don't care coz I like all dicks
Twinkle twinkle little star
Shove it up my ass and let's scream ahhh!

Enjoy Barbie! Lol!
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#14 May 9, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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Thanks, we will!
By the way he told me to tell you to work through all the men in Philadelphia... You may actually get rich for a few dollars a piece...
Remember the song I made for you... We changed some of the lyrics so you can sing it to your male customers...
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Unzip your pant, lets see the star
It's small like pinkie and it smells like piss
But I don't care coz I like all dicks
Twinkle twinkle little star
Shove it up my ass and let's scream ahhh!
Enjoy Barbie! Lol!
Sub-animal are you high on crack cocaine WTF have you been smoking you dumb shit. fu ck is wrong with you slant eye sub animal.
Jkc

UK

#15 May 9, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
<quoted text>Sub-animal are you high on crack cocaine WTF have you been smoking you dumb shit. fu ck is wrong with you slant eye sub animal.
Why do you say that... Is it because you don't like your song?
We were just trying to help you to promote your business...your ass... Don't be ashamed!
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#16 May 10, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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Why do you say that... Is it because you don't like your song?
We were just trying to help you to promote your business...your ass... Don't be ashamed!
You do know alot about that business you started it young at 12 with $5 dolla sucky sucky. boom long time right!
Jkc

UK

#17 May 10, 2013
Barbarian wrote:
<quoted text>You do know alot about that business you started it young at 12 with $5 dolla sucky sucky. boom long time right!
Hahaha! Just enjoy your songs!
Faith

New Baltimore, MI

#18 May 10, 2013
Sounds nice, too bad it's full of dirty Albanians.
Barbarian

Philadelphia, PA

#19 May 11, 2013
Jkc wrote:
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Hahaha! Just enjoy your songs!
jkc: Hey babe you like to party?
anonymous: Yeah we might party!
jkc: well babe me so horny!
jkc: me so horny me love you long time.
jkc: you have girfriend vietnam?
anonymous: Not just this minute.
jkc: well babe me so horny my side ways vagina so horny boom boom long time

boom boom long time change your name to boom boom long time or 5 dolla sucky sucky
Jkc

UK

#21 May 11, 2013
Faith wrote:
Sounds nice, too bad it's full of dirty Albanians.
The only dirty Albanian is Barbarian/Barbie.
Albania people are actually really nice people, my hubby is Albanian.
Curious

Huddersfield, UK

#22 May 11, 2013
I agree only bad Albanian i heard of is Barbie !!!
He talks of loving his country blah blah but where is he on some street corner selling himself for 5 dollars lol !!!
He is not a typical Albanian man he is a crazy person he likes to create rows and thinks its good to threaten women and children !
If you dont like subhumans as you call them go home back to yr mountains n gypsie friends

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