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ALBANIANS ROCK

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ayooo uglyy yourr shieeett
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Q: What's the difference between a Serb and a chimp?

A: One is very smelly, very hairy and scratches his bottom all the time. The other is a chimp.

Q: What does a Serb do if you run off with his wife and call him a pompous a ss?

A:He apologises to you.

Q:What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor or gossip?

A:Telegram ,Telephone ,Tell a Serb

Q:How do Serbs exercise on the beach?

A:By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q:How do you get a Serb to stop biting his nails?

A:Make him wear shoes.

Q:What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A:Serbs

Q:How do you keep Serbs from reading your e-mail?

A:Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

Q:What did God say after creating Serbs?

A:I can do so much better.

Q:What do you call a Serb with half a brain?

A:Gifted ( Donkeymonkey )

Q:Why do Serbs whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A:Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: Why is it difficult to find Serbs who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

A: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: Why can't Serbs get mad cow disease?

A: Because they're all pigs

Q: What's the smartest thing a Serb can say?

A: "My wife says..."

Q: When do you consider a Serb.. a good Serb?

A: When he's dead!( This pig peg out ) good Serb is a dead one!

Q: What do you call four Serbs watching a football game.
A: Criminals

Very Funny :)
Very True.
Serbs are nothing more but criminals warmongers scum of the earth. Very unfortunate to have Serb criminals in the Balkan.
Servs r animal waste

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Q) How can you stop a Serbian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q)Why don't Serbs play hide and seek?
A)Because no one will look for them.

Q)How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
A)None, it's a Serbs job!

Serbian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "Its not mine!" "Are you sure it's yours?"

Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at a Serb?
A)When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

Q) What Happens when an Serb with a Boner runs into a wall?
A) He breaks his nose

Q) What do you do if you run over a Serb?
A) Reverse

Q)How you can identify an serbian tank
A) you could see the soldiers pushing it from behind
Q) How do u circumcise a Serb?
A) kick his sister in the mouth.

Q)How do u know if a girl from Serbia is a Virgin? A)If she can run faster then her brothers.

Q) How do you know if a Serb was in your backyard?
A) There is trash everywhere and your dog is pregnant.

Very funny and very true Serbs are nothing but pigs !!!:)))
Siptar

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A Serbian man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife Jelena with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.

Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife Jelena pouring coffee.

"Howíd you get down her so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "Thatís my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I canít believe this happened. Why didnít you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed, "I havenít spoken to that jerk for fifteen years and I wasnít about to start now!"

True Story
jennifer

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serbs suck!!
albospiderman

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Mar 31, 2011
 
jennifer wrote:
serbs suck!!
why ?
USA not USSrrrr

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you should come here to see the difference Anneke...?????
YOu will love C..k and C..k will love you back..
there is sex , booze , drugs and rock % roll...!!!!!
not exactely like Iran or their ginger country friend Russia..
ah and no funny hats NO
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Servs r animal waste wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a Serb and a chimp?
A: One is very smelly, very hairy and scratches his bottom all the time. The other is a chimp.
Q: What does a Serb do if you run off with his wife and call him a pompous a ss?
A:He apologises to you.
Q:What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor or gossip?
A:Telegram ,Telephone ,Tell a Serb
Q:How do Serbs exercise on the beach?
A:By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q:How do you get a Serb to stop biting his nails?
A:Make him wear shoes.
Q:What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A:Serbs
Q:How do you keep Serbs from reading your e-mail?
A:Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q:What did God say after creating Serbs?
A:I can do so much better.
Q:What do you call a Serb with half a brain?
A:Gifted ( Donkeymonkey )
Q:Why do Serbs whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A:Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: Why is it difficult to find Serbs who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: Why can't Serbs get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs
Q: What's the smartest thing a Serb can say?
A: "My wife says..."
Q: When do you consider a Serb.. a good Serb?
A: When he's dead!( This pig peg out ) good Serb is a dead one!
Q: What do you call four Serbs watching a football game.
A: Criminals
Very Funny :)
Very True.
Serbs are nothing more but criminals warmongers scum of the earth. Very unfortunate to have Serb criminals in the Balkan.
I posted this over 4 months ago. Its still funny.

Here is a good one

Q) How do you know, if a Serbian women has been in your beck yard.
A) Look to see if your pine cones are missing.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03/30/woman...
Albaneze

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Ok im going to keep this light hearted...you know you're an albanian when your parents scream at the top of their lungs when talking to relatives in albania because they think they cant hear. Wakes me up every time :/
vhn

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Apr 6, 2011
 
Albaneze wrote:
Ok im going to keep this light hearted...you know you're an albanian when your parents scream at the top of their lungs when talking to relatives in albania because they think they cant hear. Wakes me up every time :/
If it becomes unbearable you might want to try earplugs. I never go to sleep without them.
albaniandick haterz

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Jul 28, 2011
 
u guys r all priks and these jokes dont have nothing to do with albanians but they do match balck an somali people.!!!!!
Nabijem te

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Cordial greetings from Hitler, KKK and United World of Drug dealers and White Slave Traders. Such hilarious jokes! How many centuries it took you to create them.
Pilo57

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#19
Nov 13, 2011
 
Stop this villification. We are in the 21st century!
Anela

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Dec 10, 2011
 
WDF ! I fink yurr mixing Albanians up wiv SERBS !! && I bet an albanian banged yhuue upp && den yhu became a h8ter !
Mark

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#22
Dec 23, 2011
 
WTF, I am Albanian and these jokes are jokes for indians and African Americans, you just switched it out with Albanians.
Maggie

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Jan 11, 2012
 
Are Montenegrins cool? Or do Albanians hate them to?
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Jan 11, 2012
 
you are very ignorant lets see how you like it let me enlighten you..

20% are Albanian Orthodox

Albania is one of the poorest and least-developed countries in Europe

The total number of people in jobs (excluding immigrants) is just over 1 million

The total population of Albania, in 2003, was about 3.6 million people

in the second century Albania was a Christian country.
Ottoman Turks introduced Islam in the fifteenth century. your people converted to a relgion not of your own you have betrayed your forefathers shame on you.
cool girl

San Pedro Del Pinatar, Spain

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Jan 22, 2012
 
a kid was on a street singing twinkle twinkle
then comes a giant star she sings louder and
louder........ and the star falls on her head
then comes her father holding toilet paper
and picks up the girl wrapes her with toilet paper
and finds the nearest place with a toilet
and goes to the toilet the wipes his bum with
the toilet paper that was on the girl
Natalija

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#26
Mar 5, 2012
 
Yo you albanians are all haters!!!!!! Theyre not even that funny and whats the pine cone thing about?
Jona

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Mar 10, 2012
 
Lol I love it how all if u go at it and for ur info hehehege we know our history go check urs u piece if shit serbs are the ones always trying to get in everyone business but they all can kiss ass they couldn't win bosnia nor kosovo and ya'll are I ugly .

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