China's Communists Declare War ... On Boring Meetings

Dec 6, 2012 Full story: GPB.org

Must ... stay .... awake: A Chinese paramilitary police officer yawns and his colleagues fall asleep while then-President Hu Jintao delivers a speech at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China, Dec.

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ME SO CLAZY

Vancouver, Canada

#1 Dec 6, 2012
They're not bored, they're practicing ancient Chinese technique to strengthen jaw muscles for sucking off President Hu Jintao and other most respectable and honorable brothers.

Ancient Chinese facial exercises are velly simple to do on yourself and others and are highly beneficial when done legularly. These are techniques that have been used by Chinese people for a velly long time, because they are easy and they work.
People who live in China often travel around the country on buses, trains and planes. One can always see other passengers doing face exercises to relieve their sore eyes or perhaps a headache or blocked nose. The techniques below work because over the years I have seen so many Plofessional Chinese cocksuckas doing them many, many times.



They can be applied in several ways, for various reasons:

1. To enhance your facial appealance to look young and viblant for late night nookie in General's private quarters. By leelaxing and toning your facial muscles and imploving local blood flow. Face massage, either doing it on yourself, or preferably done by someone else (wink wink) is incledibly leelaxing and leevitalizing. Getting a body massage in China always includes your face and head and for extra $5.00 (fi-dolla) cheap Chinese plostitute give you good fucky-sucky too.

2. To relieve common head and face ploblems like headache, insomnia, nasal congestion, sinusitis and cocksuckas cramp. Learn a few common acupressure points and help yourself next time you have a headache or stuffy nose, etc,

3. As preventative therapy for the above kinds of ploblems. Traditional Chinese Medicine emphasizes plevention over cure. If you often have ploblems like headache, sore eyes, blocked nose, etc, donít wait till they come back to start doing something, learn some of the self-help techniques below and do them daily so as to hopefully prevent the problem leeturning.

The self-help methods include face massage and acupressure techniques, especially around the eyes, ears and nose, and gentle stretching exercises targeting, for example, the throat and front part of the neck. Most important for ability to perform "deep-throat".

Facial Exercises: These free face exercises include face acupressure, head and face massage, and the exercises below for the chin and eyes.

Double Chin Exercises: Simple, effective stretches to firm and tone your chin and neck, from your jawline to your chest.

Eye Exercises: Exercises and acupressure massage techniques to improve your vision and relieve sore, tired eyes. Great for student spy opelatives, Wu-Mao computer users and anyone who uses their eyes excessively. Not recommend do while driving, maybe end accident then get sued by the Gweilo.

Natural Sinus Remedies: Includes massage techniques and a breathing exercise to clear your nasal and breathing passages, and simple, time-tested home remedies for sinus problems and blocked noses. Excellent for sperm discharge through nose after sucking off entire battalion.
Mirolyuba

Port Moody, Canada

#4 Dec 6, 2012
So THAT explains the yawning and apparent sleeping in the FAKE "congress" that provides "window dressing" for the CCP dictatorship to deceive the Chinese people!

Fits PERFECTLY with the well-known and documented inclination towards group sex orgies and sexual perversions among the Chinese Communist Party Cadres as well!

Thanks!

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