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#45 May 23, 2011
Jack Maxson Chevrolet and AutosDirect
Big Sale at the Horseshoe This Saturday!!!
We are pleased that our partnership (wink!) with OSU Football has given us the opportunity to bring our entire inventory of late model used cars INTO the Horseshoe this Saturday!!!!!
No Job..........No problem**
No Credit..........No Problem**
No money for Sales Tax.....No Sales Tax!!**
Come on down and bring the family!! Coach Tressel can notarize your title as you wait!!! Meet some of the players and ask them about how our deals can't be beat!!! Dot the "I" on a late-model Escalade, just like the players drive.
**No tickets to OSU football games......No deal
#46 May 23, 2011
Your about As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker
#47 May 24, 2011
Hey Flush!!! Rubbing that bag-balm on that noggin' of yours didn't seem to help. Your brains are still scrambled!!
Here's what you do; ask a relative if you can borrow some money and get down to Home Depot and buy you some cement blocks and brace up your trailer, because I think all that rockin' in the wind is causing that excrement between your ears to bounce.
Then get your water hooked back up, take a shower and clean up and go down to the Dollar General Store and get a job. After a few weeks take some money down to the courthouse and pay some of the back-child support to your ex-wives. You were probably hoping to get "Raptured" so you wouldn't have to pay.
Then, if you have any dough left over get to Linens and Things and buy a full length mirror and hang it on the back of a door. Then stand in front of it for an hour or so and look deeply at the image in front of you and try to gain some insight into where and when everything went so wrong for you. Tragic, that such a small man has such big delusions. Trash.
#48 May 25, 2011
Yeah Coach, Maurice even gave Tressell a few tips just in case things turn south for him and he ends up in the Big House (and I don't mean Michigan):
1. In the gang shower; If you drop your soap, don't bend over to pick it up.
2. Don't let the cons know that some of your favorite plays involve a "tight end".
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