Bucket rivalry inspires IU, Purdue jokes

Full story: The Indianapolis Star

Forget Ohio State-Michigan. The all-important Old Oaken Bucket game is four days away.
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Boiler up

Henrietta, NY

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#101
Feb 4, 2010
 
What did the IU grad say to the Purdue grad?

Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?

and to the porcupine joke...if IUs playing purdue in mackey arena, your calling IU players and fans pricks too.
Brian

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#102
Feb 10, 2010
 
Why is perdue soo gay?
...Because they accepted Jon Goulding
bTFu

West Lafayette, IN

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#103
Apr 5, 2010
 
Brian wrote:
Why is perdue soo gay?
...Because they accepted Jon Goulding
way to go. You can't even spell right.. you MUST have gone to IU
Anonymous

United States

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#104
Jun 29, 2010
 
Purdue, thanks for keeping the ugly women out of IU since 1869.
Anonymous

United States

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#105
Jun 29, 2010
 
2 Purdue fans walked in to a bar, the IU fan ducked.
btown forever

Bloomington, IN

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#106
Sep 7, 2010
 
whats the difference between a purdue girl and a catfish???

-one has wiskers and stinks...the other is a catfish
Purwho

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#107
Sep 30, 2010
 
IU Sucks wrote:
Football All-Time Series:
Purdue 54
Indiana 25
Basketball All-Time Series:
Purdue 104
Indiana 76
Further proof that Purdue is the REAL Indiana University.
Basketball record was mildly surprising. We may have had a rough couple of recent years, but we're coming back and we want wins. Boiler up!
NCAA Basketball Championships:
Indiana 5
Purdue 0
You can go ahead and have the all-time series lead. We'll take the banners.
theKing

Shelbyville, IN

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#108
Nov 3, 2010
 
Most common phrase for a Purdue Grad:

"One small step for man, one giant leap for Humanity"

Most common phrase for an IU grad:

"Would you like fries with that?"
Blackandgold

Evansville, IN

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#109
Nov 17, 2010
 
How do you get an IU grad off your front porch?
...Pay them for the pizza
CommonSense

Indianapolis, IN

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#110
Nov 17, 2010
 
Boy these IU fans tell some great jokes. Ive got one. What was the score last week between Indiana and Wisconsin?? 83-20 Wisconsin!! Now if that's not a joke, I don't know what is. I don't think Wisconsin's basketball team has ever scored that many points in a game. Go Boilers!!!!
IUB2013

Bloomington, IN

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#111
Nov 21, 2010
 
theKing wrote:
Most common phrase for a Purdue Grad:
"One small step for man, one giant leap for Humanity"
Most common phrase for an IU grad:
"Would you like fries with that?"
Too bad the Purdue grad would get the quote wrong. Last time I checked its "That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind". But nice try.
IU BABE

Bloomington, IN

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#112
Nov 22, 2010
 
illiterate wrote:
<quoted text>
I must say you have the worst grammar and it's quite hilarious reading your remarks.
maybe because they were drunk...we are kinda the party school:]
puck furdue

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#113
Nov 23, 2010
 
IU Sucks wrote:
Football All-Time Series:
Purdue 54
Indiana 25
Basketball All-Time Series:
Purdue 104
Indiana 76
Further proof that Purdue is the REAL Indiana University.
Basketball record was mildly surprising. We may have had a rough couple of recent years, but we're coming back and we want wins. Boiler up!
team national championships
IU- 23
PU- 3
IUB

Indianapolis, IN

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#114
Jan 21, 2011
 
Leisure wrote:
Actually Jeff, John Wooden won a championship.
"What do you get when you drive through Gloomington?"
"A degree!"
Actually, Bloomington is quite gorgeous. Purdue's campus is where the gloom is at as a matter of fact. Anyone who travels to Purdue doesn't really understand why is it so ugly when they have such a distinguished reputation for being so much better than IU. Oh, and Bobby Knight, minus his personality issues, had more accomplishments than John Wooden. Purdue doesn't really matter. I didn't want to be limited on my degree choices. I'm not a science, agriculture, math, or computer person, but IU had so many top notch choices. Kelley School of Business (top ten in country), Music (held second to Juilliard), Medical (renowned), Optometry (renowned), SPEA, Communications (renowned), Informatics, shall I go on, etc. So Purdue can go on and on about how much harder their academics are and how retarded IU students are, but you are kind of stuck with IU. Always compared to IU, alway rivaled with IU, and always a sister to IU.(IUPFW....IUPUI)...making any sense? IU has everything else that Purdue is lacking. Who cares about sports? IU is decent at sports. Purdue is better at football. Who gives a crap? And plus, IU has Little 500. So, see all of you IU haters at Little 500! Oh and quit making fun of the people who get into IU...you are just mad that you will NEVER get into Notre Dame. It's called a private university and you have to be very smart to get in. You don't even deserve to open your mouths about Notre Dame. So what...IU might be easier to get into. Everyone deserves a chance at education. IU's academics are nothing to be laughed at (mentioned above)! Your put downs are incredibly rude, your fans are rude, and your university has an incredibly huge ego. I would never want to be apart of something like that. Boiler up!
IUB

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#115
Jan 21, 2011
 
Kyle wrote:
I'm a lifelong IU fan, and a 2003 graduate of IU. I think I speak for most of the IU fans out there when I tell "go hoosiers" to shut up. I promise all of you reading this, most of us aren't that stupid.
I bet you feel better don't you? So because the Purdue commentators checked their grammar and spelling errors 10 times before they posted makes them all the more educated? Everyone makes mistakes...even...OMG...Purdue fans and students. Go Hoosiers might just be a fan and not a student. I don't know because I don't care. I just hope all the people out there pointing out his or her mistakes feel really BIG about themselves. You are so special. And you are so proving your points about IU. Wow, what an eye opener!
Iu sux

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#116
Mar 1, 2011
 
Why should a purdue and iu grad marry? So the purdue grad csm read the diploma to the iu grad
Iu sux

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#117
Mar 1, 2011
 
Purdue slottered IU this year and last year and the year before that and the year before that in basketball so BURN
IU5Jeff

Bloomington, IN

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#118
Mar 30, 2011
 
Iu sux wrote:
Purdue slottered IU this year and last year and the year before that and the year before that in basketball so BURN
Slottered? Get that education at Purdue?
BCulo

Lake City, FL

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#119
Jun 14, 2011
 
Matt wrote:
What is the most effective form of birth control at Purdue?
There personalities
*I'm an IU grad and it's "their," not "there"...don't give PU something to laugh about...:)
Grouchy Grinch

Grand Rapids, MI

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#120
Mar 23, 2012
 
I hear there's a tornado in Bloomington- well go to Memorial Stadium- you'll be safe from tornados since there's never been a touchdown reported there

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