Angelina Jolie Upset: Brad Pitt Birthday Card to Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, the saga continues. Jennifer Aniston enjoyed a week long birthday celebration.

[Marie]

If AJ can talk to her ex everyday why can't Brad send a card to his?

[Naomi]

The claim has been that Angelina is someone that stays in contact with her ex- husbands almost daily so there is no way she would be a hypocrite and get angry over a birthday card.

[Naomi]

Marie wrote:

If AJ can talk to her ex everyday why can't Brad send a card to his?

Because that bitch is scared that Brad wants to run with his skinny tail between his legs back to Jennifer. Jennifer has a man she is not taking back left overs.

[Naomi]

Marie wrote:

If AJ can talk to her ex everyday why can't Brad send a card to his?

Jennifer looked at that card for two minutes and tossed into a pile of other cards or in the trash. It is over he should not even bother sending anything. Dumb ass was cheap at that.

[Naomi]

Marie wrote:

If AJ can talk to her ex everyday why can't Brad send a card to his?

She is afraid of her own shadow and that he may want to go back to Jennifer. But Jennifer is with someone else she is not taking him back.

[tmj3]

Since I think that Jen should get equal billing.. i looked up to see what mis Jen was up to...hmmm what was her contribution to society.. hmmm what has she been busy with..This is what i got..

Rumors are running rampant through Hollywood that the sexiest single girl in town may have a new male friend!

Insiders are buzzing that Jennifer Aniston is dating again, and it all started on her best friend, Courteney Cox Arquette's, TV show "Dirt."

Sources report that after Jen filmed her upcoming appearance (with includes a much talked about smooch with her best gal pal), she started getting cozy with a cameraman who works on the show after he asked her out.

One reports says even goes to say Jen and the cam man have been dating for several weeks.

But on Tuesday, here's what Jen told "Extra" about the rumors: NOT TRUE!

I dont know about you...but is jen forming some kind of pattern of pattern here? First vince now this... you decide...

[MJC]

OMG! Naomi: She is afraid of her own shadow and that he may want to go back to Jennifer. But Jennifer is with someone else she is not taking him back.
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You are all so lame in believing this gossip/crap. Brad was the one who left your Jen and not the other way around. And it is on the record that she said "I will always love Brad". So there, it a sourgrape in your part to say that she is not taking him back. Brad will never go back to her. I just hope your Jen will find somebody and maybe you'll stop taking about her reconciliation (or not) with Brad. Brad and Jen story is old and staled. They are "finito and "kaput".

[blondie]

Naomi wrote:

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Jennifer looked at that card for two minutes and tossed into a pile of other cards or in the trash. It is over he should not even bother sending anything. Dumb ass was cheap at that.

No, Naomi!!!!

Your may be wrong, again.

Maybe Jennifer looks at the envelope
and sees who it is from,
and a pint of perspiration starts
to roll down that pretty forehead
of hers, as her hands begin to
tremble and shake. She sits down
in her living room, to steady herself.
She is wearing her see-through, light
pink, baby-doll night gown that
Vince got her for her birthday, and
she is barefoot, and bra-less.

The last time she got mail from
Brad, there was a large, dead,
brown spider inside, and a few
rat-poison crumbs, along with a
short note that said, "bite me
and die....#itchy-twitcy.

So, he may be at it again,
she thinks, to herself.
Slowly, and cautiously, she
opens to envelope and the
card. It says: Happy Birthday,
and may you live to see MANY MORE.

Inside of the card, there is a
close up picture of Brad's fuzzy
unmentionable. Jen recognizes
it immediately. She begins to
weep. Softly, at first. She
tries hard not to cry, but she
can not stop the flood of tears
that come in waves. Her dogs run
to see what is wrong, as she starts
her moans and her howls. Vince
rushes to her side, and her embraces
her with both arms, and says softly:

Jennifer, is it another spider letter
from Brad??? Is he at it again, dear?

Jennifer shakes her head, causing a
long wet stream of snot to streak
his shirt. Vince does not know what
to say, so he just wipes at his shirt,
and goes to the bathroom to get some
tissues. He knows that it will be a
long night. A very long night.

(Fake story: Just for Naomi.)

[masti]

Naomi wrote:

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Because that bitch is scared that Brad wants to run with his skinny tail between his legs back to Jennifer. Jennifer has a man she is not taking back left overs.

You are a very unhappy person. The words you are using can tell how low you are. I don't think even Jennifer will agree with you. Shame!!!! my last response for you.

[blondie]

Jen's best friend in the whole world
has a hit show on t.v. that I have seen
for the first time. I really like it.

When the show was going off, Courtney
gave this look, and it just blew me
away. I thought: Hey! Now that is
ACTING!!! She's got it.

Why won't someone show Jennifer how
to give looks like that???

Why.

[blondie]

I think that in Jennifer's case,
(IMO) acting is like ice skating:
You can do the skating and the twirls,
the leaps, and the jumps, and the splits,

but without the grace and the perfect form,
you are just a clutz, and you come off
looking like a monkey on ice.

If you will not listen to direction,
and if you will not surrender and be
taught and be led, then why call yourself
an actress?

And that is all I have to say.

I must go.

[blondie]

Remember "Little House on the Prarie Chick."

I just loved that girl.

You have to give it to her....
She tried and she tried.

Sometimes she was rather adequate.

(IMO) She was never "WOW."

Has she given up?

[blondie]

I still love Sharon Stone.

She has it all.

That bearded husband of hers seemed to have
stollen her cool.(IMO)

At one point she seemed to be one giant set
of grinning teeth...so determined was she to
appear happy, happy!!!

I just wish that the Komono Dragon hadn't
stopped at her husband's toe. I think that it
should have devoured him, up to his freaky
grey-white beard. He had no business with that
goddess. She could have had her pick of the best.

And now? Christian Slayter!!!

All I can say is, he better not lay one finger on
her, or he will live to regret it, until his dyng
day: Sharon will drop kick his woman-hitting ass
off of the edge of the world, and stand there
laughing until he hits botton in blazing hell.

(kidding!!)

[maysan]

i thought it was kinda nice for brad to send a birthday card to jenn i showed he still cares at least.....to send the very best.......

[Pamela Mac]

masti wrote:

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You are a very unhappy person. The words you are using can tell how low you are. I don't think even Jennifer will agree with you. Shame!!!! my last response for you.

Free psychoanalysis for Fairfax!!!

[Naomi]

maysan wrote:

i thought it was kinda nice for brad to send a birthday card to jenn i showed he still cares at least.....to send the very best.......

I was not even trying to send so many of the same type of message but do you think he really cares and the feeling is reciprocal? What happened was the message did not go through immediately and that is why I have four when I should one or two.

[IamPam]

blondie wrote:

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No, Naomi!!!!
Your may be wrong, again.
Maybe Jennifer looks at the envelope
and sees who it is from,
and a pint of perspiration starts
to roll down that pretty forehead
of hers, as her hands begin to
tremble and shake. She sits down
in her living room, to steady herself.
She is wearing her see-through, light
pink, baby-doll night gown that
Vince got her for her birthday, and
she is barefoot, and bra-less.
The last time she got mail from
Brad, there was a large, dead,
brown spider inside, and a few
rat-poison crumbs, along with a
short note that said, "bite me
and die....#itchy-twitcy.
So, he may be at it again,
she thinks, to herself.
Slowly, and cautiously, she
opens to envelope and the
card. It says: Happy Birthday,
and may you live to see MANY MORE.
Inside of the card, there is a
close up picture of Brad's fuzzy
unmentionable. Jen recognizes
it immediately. She begins to
weep. Softly, at first. She
tries hard not to cry, but she
can not stop the flood of tears
that come in waves. Her dogs run
to see what is wrong, as she starts
her moans and her howls. Vince
rushes to her side, and her embraces
her with both arms, and says softly:
Jennifer, is it another spider letter
from Brad??? Is he at it again, dear?
Jennifer shakes her head, causing a
long wet stream of snot to streak
his shirt. Vince does not know what
to say, so he just wipes at his shirt,
and goes to the bathroom to get some
tissues. He knows that it will be a
long night. A very long night.
(Fake story: Just for Naomi.)

shame shame blondie.. i thought you of all people could spot the truth to this rumour. could it have happened that in the dark of night, JA tiptoed into her local 7-11 and bought herself a card, signed it 'love and kisses Brad', stamped it and sent it to herself? maybe she's back to her old sleep walking? huh? i'm sort of liking this scenario...

[maysan]

Naomi wrote:

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I was not even trying to send so many of the same type of message but do you think he really cares and the feeling is reciprocal? What happened was the message did not go through immediately and that is why I have four when I should one or two.

i think brad was being thoughtful im sure he still has feelings for her i mean he was MARRIED to her he stills cares in his own way...dont worry about the postings ive done it before...

[Naomi]

maysan wrote:

<quoted text>i think brad was being thoughtful im sure he still has feelings for her i mean he was MARRIED to her he stills cares in his own way...dont worry about the postings ive done it before...

Links: http://inksmellsbad.livejournal.com/12054.htm...

[blondie]

Naomi wrote:

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Because that bitch is scared that Brad wants to run with his skinny tail between his legs back to Jennifer. Jennifer has a man she is not taking back left overs.

Now-now!!! Naoimi.
Watch the language.

When you toss back the Budweisser Beers,
you have to belch first, or you might start to use curse words
to express what you tend to feel,
right down to your guts.

Don't drink too many.

You might find youself
running to the bathroom all night long.