title for a new Van Halen album

[Henry]

What's your suggestion for the title of a new Van Halen album?

[mogwai73]

Generation Gap
Three and A Quarter
Original and Inevitable
The Way To Hell and Back
Van Halen 4

[Henry]

wolves and strings

[Mr Hand]

My suggestions:
Whuz Up Wulfie?
Nu Boy
Gang of Wulfes...New & Bold
Wolfgang Dreamz...
"Man the Hand that Feeds"
Welcome Back

[Henry]

Skills & Generations

[Duderaminous]

How about...
Darn those tamales

[Henry]

Holland-USA
For all the fans: We're back!
Paint n' Stripes

[Mr Hand]

I know....how about...

"What's Wrong w/ Wolfie?????"

The cover of the album/CD will have a caption of Wolf diggin' on his badass the bass guitar w/ his Mom "Valarie Bertinilli" arms crossed looking at him & Eddie with that "I'm in the Doghouse again" look on his face... The album will be their best material to date... estimated 300 billion albums sold. Shit.. even the MTV Hip Hop Dudes will dig it.... I can see it now....

[oosterbaan]

5150-somethings
I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Sam
I Can't Drive 35
Finish What Ya Started
Yes, I Ate One Too
Diver Back Up Again
Daughters And Grandchildren First
Live Without A Pacemaker
Michael Rowed The Boat Ashore
The Wolf Gang

[Henry]

Autch my hip, you're fired again
Leave your Whiskey home
In 'n' out of VH
Somebody get me a neck brace
Many guitars
Big Bad Ed is sweet Eddie now

[Mr Hand]

oosterbaan... Those are some really good thoughts dude.

Especially liked, "I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Sam"..

That'll piss Sammy off... Ha Ha Ha...

[Mr Hand]

Henry, Your title thought, "Many Guitars" is pretty good. The Cover of the CD/LP will have different guitars from different Edddie Van Halen influences.. For Example, Eric Clapton classic '57 Stat & His Fender he plays now. Or lately...

Cool Dude.

[Henry]

Then the first song on the album would be I don't like green eggs and Sam' written by David Lee Roth:

I do not like Sam in our band.
Go stuck on Cabo Wabo sand.
I do not like Sam on a Stage.
I do not like to pay Sam wage.
I do not like Sam here or there.
I do not like Sam anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Forget Van Halen, Sam-I-am.

[Henry]

shit no, cannot be written by Dave. He can write the rest of the song.

[Henry]

I think Eddie Van Halen and Adrian Vandenberg should tie up for an album.

[Henry]

team up

[mogwai73]

Henry... LoL !...
Great lyrics !!!!!

[Henry]

The Dave and Sammy tour was sarcasm and hatred between Sam and Dave. They didn't even speak to each other. Man those guys disgust each other.
I like Sammy's stuff but not all those power ballads. Too poppy. Too soppy. Sammy did write good lyrics for VH but the band stuck on too many power ballads. Europe was the same story. I like Europe, but they wrote too many power ballads.
Dreamer for example:

He is down by the riverside
Late one night
Hes tryin to count the stars
In each of the signs
All alone by the riverside
And time passes by
Gathering thoughts of the past
And maybe he'll cry

That kind of songs, lots and lots of that kind of songs. People got bored with Europe. Now they make loud rock 'n' roll again, and the real Europe fans love it. I hope Van Halen will do the same.

[Kevin]

How about a title that conveys an attitude ... "Muscle"?

Here are some words that come to mind when I think of VH ... which led to coming up with Muscle ... Energy, Force, Power, YAAAAHHH!!!!!

Thoughts?

[Mr Hand]

After listening to the Press Conf. back in September when Roth & Eddie said they were going to do a tour... they said this is the New & Improved Van Halen. This is a Revision....

That is more than likely going to be what the new title will be.

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