Top Ten Celebrities we no longer want to see naked

Apr 24, 2009 | Posted by: Dark_Island | Full story: www.tuftsdaily.com

8. Michael Jackson: It is quite possible that when MJ was younger, all the ladies wanted to be on top of him. But for some reason he snapped, and now he looks like an alien that wants to sleep with your children. Who would want to see that type of person naked? You’d probably find more attractive creeps on “To Catch A Predator.”

[The ladies may have wanted to be on top of him but that's not the sex he wanted to play bottom to. Even Lisa Marie can tell you THAT. -ed.]

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Mj4Ever

Bahrain

#1 Apr 24, 2009
Your Wrong Michael Still Sexy And Every Girl Wanted To Be On Top Of Him
RBG

Schenectady, NY

#2 Apr 25, 2009
Mj4Ever wrote:
Your Wrong Michael Still Sexy And Every Girl Wanted To Be On Top Of Him
You're giving Jacko nightmares. Now, he'll never
get any sleep. Poor Jacko.
MIke

UK

#3 Apr 25, 2009
Mj4Ever wrote:
Your Wrong Michael Still Sexy And Every Girl Wanted To Be On Top Of Him
Think you are very wrong! Its Michael Jackson who wants to be on top of every little boy!!!!
EdZis

Riga, Latvia

#4 Apr 25, 2009
MIke wrote:
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Think you are very wrong! Its Michael Jackson who wants to be on top of every little boy!!!!
Prove it.
Marris

Oskarshamn, Sweden

#5 Apr 25, 2009
Omg. Get your own opinion and stop stealing the bulls**t that the magazines write!

Michael is top ten SEXY!! And millions of women would dream of beeing on top of him...how many did you attract? Michael beats everyone.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

Goofybaboon's Not Listening

#6 Apr 25, 2009
I'd bet Evan Chandler barfed when catching the spooning WackO on his son.

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#7 Apr 26, 2009
Reality_Awaits wrote:
I'd bet Evan Chandler barfed when catching the spooning WackO on his son.
If that was me, I'd rip that cheap wig off him and dangle him out of the balcony with a solid steel wire around his neck.
Mike

UK

#8 Apr 26, 2009
Marris wrote:
Omg. Get your own opinion and stop stealing the bulls**t that the magazines write!
Michael is top ten SEXY!! And millions of women would dream of beeing on top of him...how many did you attract? Michael beats everyone.
Oh please...stop with the fake comments! You are funny and a joke! Michael Jackson sexy...maybe to a dog! But most women I know think Michael Jackson is a old,ulgy,skinny...geezer!

Since: Feb 09

I'm just sayin'

#9 Apr 26, 2009

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#10 Apr 26, 2009
Michael Jackson Fan Girl wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =yxDPDWJnEsoXX
That's a really f'ugly woman in that video.

Since: Jan 09

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#11 Apr 27, 2009
lawl wrote:
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That's a really f'ugly woman in that video.
Can you imagine what those kids must see when the makeup and wig come off?

“Kids ...”

Since: Jan 09

Don't do drugs! <Hee-Hee>

#12 Apr 27, 2009
BillyDaKid09 wrote:
<quoted text>Can you imagine what those kids must see when the makeup and wig come off?
I bet they laugh at Wack0 at each given opportunity. That's what I would've done.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

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#13 Apr 27, 2009
lawl wrote:
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I bet they laugh at Wack0 at each given opportunity. That's what I would've done.
I don't know. That's their only parental role model. Don't you think they must wait in terror for when all those horrible facial and skin changes are going to happen to them? They must rush to a mirror every morning to see if their little noses have rotted off. Or if all their hair has fallen out. Or if their chins are sticking too far out and have strange, doo-doo filled dents in the center of them...

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#14 Apr 27, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
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I don't know. That's their only parental role model. Don't you think they must wait in terror for when all those horrible facial and skin changes are going to happen to them? They must rush to a mirror every morning to see if their little noses have rotted off. Or if all their hair has fallen out. Or if their chins are sticking too far out and have strange, doo-doo filled dents in the center of them...
Wacko without his makeup.

http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq187/1pim...
Mike

Russia

#15 Apr 27, 2009
BillyDaKid09 wrote:
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Wacko without his makeup.
http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq187/1pim...
Funny....but to much of a big nose. Bet MJ would love that nose!
Fred Sanford and Michael Jackson do have some things in common tho! They are both junk yard collectors.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

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#16 Apr 28, 2009
Mike wrote:
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Funny....but to much of a big nose. Bet MJ would love that nose!
Fred Sanford and Michael Jackson do have some things in common tho! They are both junk yard collectors.
At least Fred knew when to sell his junk.

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

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#17 Apr 28, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
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At least Fred knew when to sell his junk.
At least Fred didn't worship himself, in junk paintings.
Mike

UK

#18 Apr 28, 2009
Reality_Awaits wrote:
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At least Fred didn't worship himself, in junk paintings.
Make that "VERY EXPENSIVE JUNK PAINTINGS"! MJ doesn't go for the inexpensive stuff..he like the REAL gold,silver and gems. He thinks of himself as a god..a king...a ruler of the world.

Since: Feb 09

I'm just sayin'

#19 Apr 28, 2009
and why cant he buy shiny things?
gosh darn! if he wants to buy a golden toilet he'l buy one.

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

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#20 Apr 28, 2009
Michael Jackson Fan Girl wrote:
and why cant he buy shiny things?
gosh darn! if he wants to buy a golden toilet he'l buy one.
And he'll be the biggest turd to ever lay one.

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