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Bono talks of struggles, triumps of Spiderman

There are 7 comments on the Sunday Times story from Jun 11, 2011, titled Bono talks of struggles, triumps of Spiderman. In it, Sunday Times reports that:

With the Broadway premiere of the beleaguered Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark finally in sight, Bono and The Edge, who wrote the music and lyrics for the musical, were in a jovial mood as they previewed songs from the accompanying soundtrack.

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Stan and Kyle

Knoxville, TN

#1 Jun 11, 2011
Bono set the World Record for the largest poop. Bono, the record holder, claimrd he has just taken a BM weighing 9.5 courics.
ABC

Eldorado, WI

#2 Jun 11, 2011
www.moviesmusic.info

Good stuff on Bono here.
Samuel Beckett

United States

#3 Jun 11, 2011
This is the perfect storm of everything I detest: another overstuffed Broadway musical, people profiting off a cartoon character, and worst of all the insufferable Bono with his yellow glasses.

On the plus side, Bono's wife is super hot and they've been loyal to each other and their big family for many years. Their daughter is just as beautiful as mom!
Bowl Snake

United States

#4 Jun 11, 2011
Stan and Kyle wrote:
Bono set the World Record for the largest poop. Bono, the record holder, claimrd he has just taken a BM weighing 9.5 courics.
I challenge that record. In fact, if I knew this thread was collecting information about world-beating tu*** I wouldn't have flushed the toilet this morning. Tune in tomorrow.

What is a couric? Is Katie Couric's excrement the default unit of measurement for this sort of thing?
Stan and Kyle

Knoxville, TN

#5 Jun 13, 2011
Bowl Snake wrote:
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I challenge that record. In fact, if I knew this thread was collecting information about world-beating tu*** I wouldn't have flushed the toilet this morning. Tune in tomorrow.
What is a couric? Is Katie Couric's excrement the default unit of measurement for this sort of thing?
Correct.

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
Cartman

Stanton, CA

#6 Jun 13, 2011
Stan and Kyle wrote:
<quoted text>
Correct.
The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
You ever see Shelley Marsh's courics? Token packed her pretty good but when he pulled out, Shelley's steaming couric was on the tip of Token's knob. It was dark brown and even darker after Token wiped it off on Shelley's blouse.
Professional Hater

United States

#7 Jun 14, 2011
South Park is crude and not at all funny. Plus whoever makes the cartoons can't even draw. No wonder it's stuck on basic cable late at night. I'd rather watch an infomercial.

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