LOL! Cream Reunion DVD??? When did they have a reunion?lol Entertaining story, Mr. SS.Pesky Potheads (only read if you're bored!)
One of the guys I do work for, Bruce, is a rich guy who is also a burnt out hippy. All of his music is stuck at about 1974 at the newest. So he always invites me to his social mixers and often just to have dinner.
I'd been over for dinner 2 weeks ago, just me, him, his wife, and his daughter. About a week afterwards, I get this frantic email from his wife Kay. It's a disaster! Bruce can't find his bottle opener! I'm like, "what opener?" Oh it's the one that was hand carved by Trappist Monks while brewing ale in Manchuria, or some such story she tells me. I'm thinking "what the hell?" Kay says, "he's been searching all over for it!" So even though I have no clue what she's talking about, I want to be a good friend. I take the description of the opener and proceed to search every nook and cranny in my car interior and trunk- no opener... Search the pockets of any clothes that I may have been wearing- no opener... Even search my own kitchen drawers in case someone hypnotized me to steal this prized bottle opener- not there.
So just this afternoon I'm driving home, and out of the blue I remembered that we had used my Mendocino Brewing Co. keychain opener because he couldn't find some opener that he desperately wanted to show me....*Then it all came back to me*... So I called Kay just now, and I asked her "are you on a wireless?" She says yeah...
So I said "Kay- Go to the front door. OK, open the door and go outside.(she's all like WTF?) Just do it! Are you out? Good, go to the guest house- Go up stairs- Alright Kay, hang a left in the upstairs bathroom. Now open the top right drawer by the sink. Is that ugly brown opener the one you want?"
She's like YES, HOW THE HELL DID YOU, WHAT'S IS...? I said "Kay, your husband is a little sketchy when he's under the influence of Herbal Essence. That's where he put it 4 months ago when I came to watch the Cream Reunion DVD with him. You might want to keep him from shopping for household knick-knacks while he's loaded as well! ;^)
Hey! I said only to read it if you're bored! Don't blame me!!!
Hey, a thought...there are also a lot of those free forum hosting sites out there. Invite only, we could have secrets and privacy.(now that sounds naughty)