Why do people hate Asparagus ?

Why do people hate Asparagus ?

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Oko Yono

United States

#1 Jan 7, 2010
Because Asparagus is sqooshy and it was in the studio the whole time while the Beet(les) recorded Lettuce Beets.
People are just veggist when they critisize Asparagus for having sqooshy eyes.
Yono Oko

Dallas, TX

#2 Jan 7, 2010
Don't get steamed at my Asparagus thread, it's just some raw humor on a dry forum, lol.
Bubba the Saint

Seattle, WA

#3 Jan 7, 2010
Let's see Asparagus was across the Universe and the kids hated it then Mean Mr Mustard said give the kids some corn dogs with lots of mustard and everyone sang Ob li di Ob la da now they are Letting it Be -Because- You Won't see me -eating Asparagus not even with Bungalow Bill.
Allan Fred

Dallas, TX

#4 Jan 7, 2010
Asparagus makes your pee stink.
Allan Fred

Dallas, TX

#6 Jan 7, 2010
Crazy Guggenheim wrote:
Can you get sick if you drink urine?
As long as it's urine , not mine.
Dr Allan Fred

Dallas, TX

#8 Jan 7, 2010
Well Evan,
Never seen that movie, but heard Borat plays the French driver.
Remember to shave them pubic hairs with sharp shears, it makes a better cut.
The Lady Hawke

Murrieta, CA

#9 Jan 7, 2010
I like asparagus.

Urine is sterile. No, you will not get sick.
You are best to drink your own however. Enjoy, especially after eating your asparaugus as your urine will have a tinge of green to it.

Now, would it taste like asparagus? That, I really do not know.
Jack Zippy

Seattle, WA

#11 Jan 7, 2010
There you have it folks the Asparagus and urine report.I hate asparagus but I will eat brocoli never eat beets or turnips.
Jack Zippy

Seattle, WA

#12 Jan 7, 2010
Crazy Guggenheim wrote:
Thanks lady. Thanks Dr. Fred. I'm going to bed. I have a long day tomorrow, bagging at the
piggly wiggly
Goodnight crazy cousin.I haven't seen a piggly wiggly store since I was a kid in Texas.
Dr Allan Fred

Dallas, TX

#13 Jan 7, 2010
Asparagus has helped these stars stay young, have a look.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34462651/from/ET/...
Jack Zippy

Seattle, WA

#14 Jan 7, 2010
If Yoko Ono lost all her money would she be Yoko broko?
Evan

Cleveland, TN

#15 Jan 7, 2010
Jack Zippy shut up you idiot im not a hill billy and i can spell now get lost or i will kick your stupid retarded ass
Mel

United States

#17 Jan 31, 2010
Evan suck it.
Mack Facto

Ruckersville, VA

#18 Feb 1, 2010
Evan wrote:
Jack Zippy shut up you idiot im not a hill billy and i can spell now get lost or i will kick your stupid retarded ass
Oh I see little hillbilly has been here.Evan the geek who grooves on Barry Manilow and Neil Sadaka.Man what a wimpy little geeky hillbilly you are boy.Man up Evan and try listening to Pink Floyd or Tom Petty instead of that wimpy homo music.
Evan

Columbia, TN

#19 Mar 24, 2010
Mel shut up you stupid pot smoking hippie .
Evan

Columbia, TN

#20 Mar 24, 2010
and Mack Facto im not little and im not a hillbilly and i will not listen to stupid hippie music like Pink Floyd Tom Petty or Crosby Stills and Nash they cant sing and quit calling music like Barry Manilow and Neil Sedaka wimpy homo music some of them are not homos now get your hippie ass off the computer or im gonna break it real bad .
Evan

Columbia, TN

#21 Mar 24, 2010
i had Tom Petty cds but i got rid of them im not listening to that stupid hippie music .
Jack Zippy

Ruckersville, VA

#22 Mar 24, 2010
Evan wrote:
i had Tom Petty cds but i got rid of them im not listening to that stupid hippie music .
I know you would rather listen to wimpy homo singers like Barry Fairy Manilow and wimps like George Michaels.Tom Petty is what normal people enjoy and you aren't normal you are a 21 year old wimpy butt boy.Hillbilly butt boy that is.Lol
Evan

Sevierville, TN

#23 Aug 3, 2014
actually Jack Zippy the only Beatle i like is Paul Mccartney and i am 25 now and how many times must i tell you this Neil Sedaka is no homo and im no wimp but youre a chimp and guess what i do not listen to George Michael you souphead and Tom Petty is what normal people listen to bullcrap everybody has different music taste normal has nothing to do with it and do you think i care that im not normal no becuase normal is boring there is alot of music i do not like and i do not like rap music ever and Pink Floyd is overrated and im not a hillbilly butt boy you stupid hippie and Mel quit fooling around i have told you that you are not me and i am not you we are two different people who do not even know each other how can you be somebody you dont even know seriously get your ass off of here and stop making stupid mischief and Jack Zippy leave me alone im done playing your stupid games get lost and do not trouble me with your crap again or gonna get your ass busted you creep from seatle.
Nave Spelled Backwards

Bartlett, IL

#26 Aug 29, 2014
Evan is retarded

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