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Warped Tour Guide: Dictionary of Warped Tourms

There are 12 comments on the Las Cruces Sun-News story from Jun 18, 2008, titled Warped Tour Guide: Dictionary of Warped Tourms. In it, Las Cruces Sun-News reports that:

Emo: confused teen who normally dresses in black, tends to hate his/her parents but ask them for money for merch.

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Coeur D Alene, ID

#1 Jun 19, 2008
This is supposed to be a joke right? Otherwise this woman should never be allowed to write again, this article is full of petty stereotypes.

Laurencekirk, UK

#2 Jun 19, 2008
Wow, you could not be more wrong. You should really try and get things correct before they're posted on a website...

Bay City, MI

#3 Jun 19, 2008
I agree with both of the above posts.

Madina Lake, Emo? No.


#4 Jun 19, 2008
this is pathetic, what's the point in labelling people and bands?
it just causes disruption and people get offended. so stupid.

Las Cruces, NM

#5 Jun 19, 2008
Oh, get over it!! You can only be offended if you walk aroung with that giant chip on your shoulder. I found this to be rather humorous. Kudos to the writer.

United States

#6 Jun 20, 2008
Don't care about what bands she tagged to certain definitions. They were pretty much spot on. Go cut yourselves kiddos.

Las Cruces, NM

#7 Jun 20, 2008
Offended? No. Amused? Yes. This article is funnier than the one the sun news printed back in 1989 about words kids back then used. So what do you call someone who doesn't fit into any of those categories?

BTW, Wall of Stink and Warped Tan...those I can agree with.(Porta potties are great when there's no bathroom around, but they do stink to high heaven!)

Phoenix, AZ

#8 Jun 20, 2008
Tourms? Is this a word this stupid young generation of ours made up? Did this illiterate "reporter" for this lame newspaper mean to write "terms"? Please help this old man who actually likes to read words spelled correctly!

United States

#9 Jun 23, 2008
Its just wrong that you'd stereotype people like this.


#10 Jun 23, 2008

Don't bring Madina Lake into it!

Derby, KS

#11 Jul 1, 2008
Get over yourselves. The article was pretty funny whether it was true or not.

Wayne, IL

#12 Jul 1, 2008
The article was dead on it was pretty hilarious. I went to one and got lobster burned. Complete with the worst cramps ever.

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