Spain's "Calendar Girls" Receive Help from Porn Site

Remember the so-called "mothers of Serradilla?" They had the bright idea to raise money for their town's school with a tongue-in-cheek erotic calendar, a la the movie Calendar Girls. Unfortunately they ended up with 5,000 extra copies and a ton of debt.

[Von in Aiea]

One thing about women, if they need money they just take off their clothes.

As a man they pay me to keep my clothes on.

[Purple Gurl]

Von in Aiea wrote:

One thing about women, if they need money they just take off their clothes.
As a man they pay me to keep my clothes on.

If women take off their clothes, they get paid. If men take off their clothes, they have to pay a fine and register as sex criminals.

[Xpltivdletd]

It's hard to tell from a postage-stamp of a "picture" but between that & the movie-reference I get the idea these were "older" women. "Older" might mean {ghasp} almost in their 40s (big woop... I'm almost in my 60s). But it looks as if this isn't your everyday look-at-me-now-WHERE'S-MY-MONE Y sort of performance.

To the 2 postings before mine--AMEN. RKBA! Best regards.

[skipper]

Von in Aiea wrote:

One thing about women, if they need money they just take off their clothes.
As a man they pay me to keep my clothes on.

I can't blame them.

[OneRyder]

lol...they couldn't sell the copies. I'm sure that made them feel great.

[Von in Aiea]

skipper wrote:

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I can't blame them.

Yes I know, but it's not fair. How does a man make money then?

I guess if men did not pay them then that might help some, right?

[US_Based]

Von in Aiea wrote:

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Yes I know, but it's not fair. How does a man make money then?

Don't work out, get on a donut diet, get a donut figure, wear European speedos to the beach and parade up and down Waikiki.

I'm sure they will pay to have you out of those speedos..........and out of the beaches.

[hetrevillion]

Glad to see some help coming to the naked mothers. The local men don't want to pay for the calendars, I guess they get enough naked middle-aged women at home.

[Von in Aiea]

US_Based wrote:

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Don't work out, get on a donut diet, get a donut figure, wear European speedos to the beach and parade up and down Waikiki.
I'm sure they will pay to have you out of those speedos..........and out of the beaches.

Ok then. Good idea.

Believe it or not, but we do have those exact same people here doing it already.
A few don't wear anything.

[honeybuns]

You'd think old folks would learn, wouldn't ya?
Neither men nor women want to see baggy, old skin naked.
Oh -- and Von In Aiea -- women will pay to see naked young bucks, too. But ya gotta have great pecs, a firm ass, and a great face besides. No beer guts. To you old folks -- that would probably mean someone like a young Sean Connery. To those a little younger -- someone like Brad Pitt before he hit contentment with Jolie.
Everyone else should keep their clothes on to hide those body flaws. It'll help prevent all these guffaws.

[Xpltivdletd]

Nothing like seeing "tolerance" for "diversity" in action, is there?

[Von in Aiea]

There are only two types of people in this world. Male and female.

After that it's all in the eyes of the beer holder.

[Xpltivdletd]

"...Neither men nor women want to see baggy, old skin naked..."

There are websites that will stick to your browser like gum on your shoe, set up by people who seem quite sure *some* among us will pay to see it.

With or without those--if you buy that intolerant load of [BEEP], what are your plans for later in life? RKBA! Best regards.

(I'm Xpltivdletd and I approved this rant)

[Xpltivdletd]

Von in Aiea wrote:

There are only two types of people in this world. Male and female.
After that it's all in the eyes of the beer holder.

My compliments. Wish I'd typewranted that! But, seriously--"in vino, veritas." Trust me. RKBA! Best regards.