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Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Woman - Maxim magazine's s...

There are 177 comments on the story from Oct 24, 2007, titled Sarah Jessica Parker Named Unsexiest Woman - Maxim magazine's s.... In it, reports that:

The folks over at Maxim magazine think it's too easy picking Charlize Theron as the Sexiest Woman Alive.

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Scottsdale, AZ

#1 Nov 24, 2007
i dont get why you called her not sexy. kirsty ally or somebody else is way uglier that her.

Pittsburgh, PA

#2 Jan 8, 2008
the maxim list is more like the very end of the top 100 list. sure there's a 101 and 102, but there's also 90+ people who are a lot better looking and rate higher. but seriously, wasn't her character's "fashion sense" supposed to be a running joke in the SATC series?

Atlanta, GA

#3 Jan 15, 2008
Really... Sarah Jessica Parker...Unsexiest woman?

Dear Maixm
You guys are douche bags.

American Fork, UT

#5 Jan 15, 2008
Okay, how mean can someone actually be? SJP is definitely not the unsexiest woman alive. Maxim magazine is trash. If a woman wrote this article, she's jealous. If it was a guy, he's probably over weight with a beer blly and stil holding on to his high school football memories. What would the world be like if we all thought the same people were attractive? I guess when you're writing an aricle, you can be rude and thoughtless. Nevermind how you look.

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Jan 21, 2008
i think she's stunning.. thats very mean to say about her

United States

#7 Jan 21, 2008
I never knew why America thought that SJ Parker was sexy. She has a witch face and it was very unappealing to watch on the show. I can not disagree with your poll. Madonna's gap between her teeth and her square face are rough and are not femanin at all. Just look at how SJ Parker and Madonna's veins pop out of their a man.

United States

#8 Jan 21, 2008
jim wrote:
the maxim list is more like the very end of the top 100 list. sure there's a 101 and 102, but there's also 90+ people who are a lot better looking and rate higher. but seriously, wasn't her character's "fashion sense" supposed to be a running joke in the SATC series?
I thought it was a fashion? She always looked like an anorexic clown on the show. And, I have to agree on the saggy boobs.

SATC, wasn't a hit because the women were hot, it was the sex that made the show hot.

Monroe, LA

#9 Jan 29, 2008

Austin, TX

#10 Jan 29, 2008
Maxim defines all that is wrong with the world today. Who would be so cruel as to insult anyone yes, even celebrities on such a national scale? I have a good sense of humor on all fronts, yet I can't find the humor in this.
I have no idea how anyone at that magazine can sleep at night. There's a special place in hell for the people who had a hand in this cruelty.
Enjoy your hemorrage of readers. I know I will malign Maxim verbally every chance I get.
No10 but-sexy

Salem, MA

#11 Feb 13, 2008
Sarah Jessica Parker not sexy, whatever. Someone at MAXIM dosen't understand REAL woman! What a horid article to write. Ms. Parker walks, pouts,bats her lashes and makes some of the most sexy facial expressions I've ever copied! Madonna, oh come on, she is an over fifty bombshell! Lay off, I, a regular woman, and mom PRAY to look that great in 10 years never mind when I'm over fifty! why would anyone publish that article.

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#12 Feb 13, 2008
She's attractive, nice body, smart, funny, never been to rehab...I guess that adds up to un-sexy nowadays???

Walnut Creek, CA

#13 Feb 13, 2008
She's horrifying!! Hey Jessica: Get that big ol' wart removed from your "Wicked Witch of the West" face. It's not like you can't afford some plastic surgery...
Johnny Noir

Pennsauken, NJ

#14 Feb 13, 2008
There is no one on earth who can argue with the fact that SJP is the dog of all dogs. MAXIM has got it right for once. Maybe they should be devoting every issue of their useless, unsexy mag to unsexy women, which they already kind of do anyway.

Salt Lake City, UT

#15 Feb 13, 2008
I told my wife years ago that women do not turn me on until they start getting "Chops." Women who have them tucked return to ugly. I am more and more convinced as I look at women from the Hollywood and TV scene: Lip injections, teeth whiteners, implants et al.. Nugly Uthers! The main reason I have sold my TVs. Mugly both inside and out..

Somerville, MA

#16 Feb 13, 2008
Whoever put this piece together needs to get a clue. Sarah Jessica may not be the most beautiful in face but the woman is put together very well she has style and grace.


#17 Feb 13, 2008

Epping, NH

#18 Feb 13, 2008
What determines sexiness? Is it looks? How thin a person is? How perfect someone's features are? I think all three of these women are sexy in their own way.Are you saying your average person on the steet is not sexy? Not everyone is a raving beauty, but that doesn't mean they aren't sexy. I admire people for not changing their looks to please others. Those are the people that are sexy.

Cartersville, GA

#19 Feb 13, 2008
sjp is a beautiful woman who hasn't been under the knife a thousand times to accomplish it and as for the comment about the wart on her face iam sure with the money between her and her husband she could it removed if she wanted it's called character you insulting prick she's beautiful inside and out and i only hope at her age i still look that good maybe jealousy determines what's sexy see someone doing well and with no mug pics or rehab and a great mother and wife adds to no sex appeal well i disaggree i hope she only keeps up the great work !!!!!!!!!!
apocalyptic whimsy

Port Jefferson, NY

#20 Mar 19, 2008
Apparently it's very unsexy to be smart, talented, successful, powerful, rich, and fake-boobless. Go figure. Threatened much, fellas?

United States

#21 Mar 19, 2008
Boy are some of you confused, Sexy is not a look or a body type and is defiantly not about how successful you are or how much money you have. Sexy is a state of mind. A woman or man for that matter could be slim and attractive and still be unsexy.
If a persons attitude and demeanor are a big part of what makes them sexy. Also it depends on who is doing the looking. What I or anyone else believes is sexy differs. This magazine Maxium (or should I say those who contributed to the article) did not state fact they gave their opinion.(And you know what they say about opinions, they are like a** holes everyone has one.
Sarah Jessica Parker husband Matthew Broderick believes her to be sexy and his opinion of her should be the only one that matters to her. Unfortunately in this world we live in people tend to put to much stock in the opinions of others even those they have never and will never meet.
My opinion is this (since I'm join the band wagon and giving one) Sarah should stop worrying about what these people think of her, she has far to many things going for her to let the opinions of a few arrogant people bring her down.

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